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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Happy New Year. I have a resting heart rate of 140 and almost blacked out. |
12/31/25 |
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"This is wong" you whisper as your cock slides into the Panda Express clerk |
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“Mom! Get me a fruit roll-up and a capri sun, thanks” |
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I hope Johnsmeyer is funny in 2026 |
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midnight fireworks as you clink glasses with your second cousin she reminds you |
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LOL cfb playoff format fucks top seeds again |
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Happy Diaper Island! |
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A marathon of anonymous gay anal sex |
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Hitler? |
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Old HLSDude Enters his 79th Year - Taking Questions |
12/31/25 |
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hey RSF, how about that OSU game? Soooo CRRRRR? |
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What's Adam Friedland's NW? |
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My life is literally Poasting, Drinking Beer & Traveling to "Shithole" Countries |
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Taking 25 year old gf to NYE party w/ friends & their harpy wives |
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Why do Somalis need to be here? |
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Cormac McCarthy's ex pulled a gun out of her vag during argument about aliens |
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have u ever had a mutual attraction that was completely absurd? |
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Luis with fresh turtleneck on tying hair back into ponytail for new years party |
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how do people survive "full-time jobs" |
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tbf's "sweet plans" were just losing a custody battle and getting disbarred |
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there's no difference between my life and being on welfare |
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Karlstack do you actually work anymore or just live off wife and her parents? |
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happy NYE all :) |
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note which chicks text you happy new year. they want you in 2026. |
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Rate my planned drug cocktail for tonight. |
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buckeye broken |
12/31/25 |
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"stop responding or i'll sue you" (spaceporn poking an alligator) |
12/31/25 |
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JPM eats huge silver short loss, goes way long the other way |
12/31/25 |
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so libs are going to pretend theyre *into* this nobody gay Rican "Bad Bunny"? |
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Mephistopheles granting mig a third economics PhD |
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How to fix stinky feet |
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Not flame: I have begun having sex with my feminist gf as a "bottom" |
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Black ERISA partner named "Q-Pam" |
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lol my wife is a full blown alcoholic. |
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THE Ohio State BuckFRAUDS |
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Fuckeye Frauds season is over |
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So Buckeyes are complete frauds this year? |
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Richard Spencer X Nick Fuentes |
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Going back to Undergrad in 2026 |
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So Ohio state lost every big game but TTTexas? |
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Talk to an LLM about theology. |
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JCM eats huge bowl of 7 layer queso, goes long way the other way to Krispy Kreme |
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Moody azn "glooming gang" |
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Daddy Yanqui UXO |
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ITT: Ricky and Doodikoff go sarging |
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Yo fags, enough with the Grok AI vid bullshit. |
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*MPM2025 OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS THE FINAL 12/31* |
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AMA about working for Walmart corporate |
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That thing where ethnic women plaster down their bangs into designs |
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Jordan Peterson's New Years Bucko Eve |
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paralegal mohamed, saudi&emirati concerningly are fighting each other over yemen |
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Dick Clark's New Years' Buttfuckin' Eve |
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Just Checked Mirror For 1st Time. Have No Idea WTF This Ruinous Phenotype Is |
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Hundreds of Kenyan children wearing ruinous phenotype MPM champ shirts (pic) |
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How did Minnesota get like this |
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IShowSpeed Africa Tour is 180 |
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Hey CSLG you ringing in 2026 with the family? Oh wait lmao |
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may it be a blessed ‘26 in which we see God’s gifts |
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Sister-in-law is pretty hot for 44 years old IMO (pics) |
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OldHLSDude with an uplifting & cheerful message for XO as we enter 2026 |
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OldHLSDude: your thoughts on evan39 sucking Chad to completion? |
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anyone else watching CFB on phone while “watching” Stranger T w wife? |
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The Lost Generation: My Personal Story of How DEI Discriminates Against Millenni |
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Just lol @ Trump Making America Great Again by ruining public golf in DC |
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How to Ditch Liberal Arts and Ace OCI |
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So spaceport2120 or whatever is the dumbest faggot to ever post here, correct? |
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Don’t come ITT, I’m pooping |
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ITT: Gambling degen stories |
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r/fucksamus |
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Army changes its football mascot to a disability claimant - link |
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Going to lick warm, sour vagine lips at midnight |
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There’s something about a woman’s ass after 40 |
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Gavin McInnes reveals his current console (link) |
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brother has 46 inch chest and 33 inch waist: libs MAF |
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"LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS" - spaceporn in adoption agency lobby |
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this might be the best airport bodycam I've ever seen |
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RATE These NYE Partyers In Leeds & Bristol (XO DM) |
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I don't "get" people who watch podcasts and influencers |
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Lawyer Fired For Billing 28 Hours In 1 Day To Hit 2025 Quota For Bonus (Link) |
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ATTN: please note that all fireworks tonight are part of Erik’s Kirk’s griev |
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I would beat TDNW within an inch of his life. |
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You New Year's resolution should be to castrate yourself. |
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No tats, never tats. Clean cut or gtfo. |
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reddit jews defend letting rabbis sniff their wives' panties |
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Genetic tests reveal that Hitler was a literal eunuch |
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disco fries, post pix of ur wife's fat flabby ass |
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MAGAs are storming random daycares and demanding to see children? |
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The SEC can't win a single bowl game lol |
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claw da bussy |
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In Honolulu an 18 year old hapa chick drops from a pole at midnight |
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Godspeed You! Bald Litigator |
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Halford to CNN Reporter: “I’d take care of those kids for free” |
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As gay as they will post but even gayer |
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Therapists are just thugs in sweaters |
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Been learning to make music (CSLG) |
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Tim Walz: "We're assisting the FBI in fighting fraud in the Somali community." |
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Biden supporter calls Trump a pedo on Twitter, gets arrested for pedophilia |
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SP, how do you plan on explaining to people that you call yourself Spaceporn? |
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So RSF “lives” in Paris for months sometimes but can’t speak a word of Fre |
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Spaceport, where do i buy an Asian wife and child to molest? |
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Rate These Two Iranian Girls Removing Their Hijabs In Protest (VID) #luis |
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All I wanted was to start a family. Why do people have to hate on me? |
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I call New Year's Eve, "amateur night" |
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Game Idea from cowgod180 |
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No Jewish Day Care Center Ever Swindled $1T In Gov Money |
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Lost a lot of respect for Bezos dumbly sitting there clapping at bottle service |
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RATE Heidi Klum, 52, Topless In St Barths (XO DM PICS) |
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2 Tourist Trains To Macchu Picchu Crash Head On, 1 Det 30+ Hurt (PICS) |
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I'd fight any jew, nigger, turd or towelhead alive to the death 1 on 1 unarmed. |
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Spaceporn is NOT a eunuch; he’s a nullo. Big difference. |
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NYT has been covering up Walz's services fraud for years - link |
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voodoo child’s little black book looks like a slave ship manifest |
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Charles Tyrwhitt Dad outed! |
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is Jafar tp having another meltdown on NYE? |
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can someone explain this will stancil thing? |
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Tips on making partner? V50, M&A, sort of an industry specialist |
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Russia retreats from Kupiansk - link |
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Trump spending NYE with Bibi and Laura Loomer |
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St Nick JUST now waking from "milk and cookies" hangover |
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occult beliefs are caused by pedophilic abuse |
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Arch Manning looks like the real deal finally |
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Five Amateur Nights at Fulano's |
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Coffee shop girl gained 20 pounds now has massive, heavy cans |
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fuck my ass (kyle) |
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jcm rating poasters as music, movie, book, or tv show that I own |
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Female state trooper carjacked in own cruiser |
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I call New Year's Eve, "amateur night," and snidely snicker @ Amateurs |
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Michigan's qb kind of sucks. |
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Extraterrestrial Intelligence and the Jews |
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Crazy that the Jew can lie about its enemies capabilities and no one checks |
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female chess players shouldn’t be placed in some idiotic subclass for titles |
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Amateur Night |
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*sips coffee* "Ah" *smiles and settles in for a mentally ill 2026* |
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Diego Pavia is an angry little midget destined for Canada. |
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Doobs SOAKING his diaper waiting for NYE BALL PIT drop |
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will someone just explain the anti-porcine concept |
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Trump Abandons Effort to Deploy National Guard in Chicago, Portland and L.A. |
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When did convenience stores move to a straight-up rape pricing model? |
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What you're doing at midnight sets tone for whole year. So stay home & poast |
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Lawyers who have represented Trump have remarkable career trajectories |
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Child Sexual Abuse in Christianity, Frequency per 1,000 by Denomination |
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Video game with best soundtrack of all time? |
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Zap zap zappin’ on the nuthouse door |
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people in MFH are standing in the cold for 12 hours to see the Diaper drop |
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It was all a misunderstanding. There is no daycare fraud. |
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Rate the corporate structure of this Texas Bank |
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fergie doing her best "newly widowed erika kirk" impression (link) |
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This a penussy. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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Is making eye contact scary? |
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Loved the white lady senator donning a hijab. More white women should do this! |
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