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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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trying to lose weight, but i can't cut back on calories. wtf do i do? |
10/05/25 |
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What in the fuck was I thinking coming to Autoadmit |
10/05/25 |
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I've run out of places to LIVE in this faggot benchod WORLD |
10/05/25 |
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Rate this UW prof leading angry mob against white boy across campus |
10/05/25 |
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micro-entering jafar’s psyche to battle his demons & bring ur old pal back |
10/05/25 |
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Did Elon Musk actually have sex w Grimes? |
10/05/25 |
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libs, I’m warning you, do NOT come ITT |
10/05/25 |
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cowdog this painting is a sin against clique theory and God |
10/05/25 |
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What in the fuck was I thinking coming to Austin |
10/05/25 |
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your CUTE NEIGHBOR is a HIRED ACTOR for your apartment's LANDLORD |
10/05/25 |
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World Cup early lottery ticket update |
10/05/25 |
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Mick Mars might be the more underrated guitarist of the past 40 years |
10/05/25 |
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“DEI causes low standards” *barfs jello shots* “enough already.” (Hegset |
10/05/25 |
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Rate this Redditor's tirade against Microsoft due to the Gamepass price hike |
10/05/25 |
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Why is Vance only leading Gavin 28%-22% when he has no competition for the nom? |
10/05/25 |
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Reagan judge calls masked ICE agents Klan members |
10/05/25 |
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"That's crazy I'm also a farmer haha! Engagement, mostly" |
10/05/25 |
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Trump judge: “old YouTube clips can’t justify martial law retard” |
10/05/25 |
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NYT: Your Wealthiest Friend Has a Private Concierge |
10/05/25 |
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Stephen Hawking did not let total paralysis keep him from extreme sports |
10/05/25 |
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I spend nearly all my free time on escapism through screens. |
10/05/25 |
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libs are calling Kamala's step-daughter "the liberal Sydney Sweeney" |
10/05/25 |
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They are really starting to treat these antifas like sides of beef |
10/05/25 |
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did night crew retire? |
10/05/25 |
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In my father's house there are many screens |
10/05/25 |
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remember that guy named bronx bum |
10/05/25 |
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hfs I’m fucking old (just bought a Harley) |
10/05/25 |
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Having kids after 37 gives you a 50% chance of never knowing ur grandkids |
10/05/25 |
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Tommy T's Ideal Wife is the Vietnamese Chick who threw a Grenade in Apocalypse N |
10/05/25 |
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The NEW Xbox is DEAD! NO NEXT GEN XBOX! All Hardware CANCELLED! |
10/05/25 |
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lmao Mark Sanchez got hospitalized by a 69 yr old |
10/05/25 |
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Don’t worry libs, at least you’re losing 30 house seats by redistricting! |
10/05/25 |
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Vid: Lib woman in Portland begging homeless cutpurses to return her iPhone 🤣 |
10/05/25 |
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Wow Texas fucking SUCKS ASSSSS |
10/05/25 |
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Peak experience for El Capitan climber: rappels off end of rope on livestream |
10/05/25 |
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Countries best suited for Indians to migrate to in 2025: |
10/05/25 |
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LinkedIn recruiter just messaged me about Texas QB position |
10/05/25 |
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"Mmm this is good. Floral. Could be a little faggier though" -luis at brewery |
10/05/25 |
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Need seeking arrangement help |
10/05/25 |
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Why did TSINAH stop making trips to California to visit CSLG? |
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Joe Rogan: Why is Israel blowing apart women and children? |
10/05/25 |
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I do family law in MFH. Word is RSF is getting ass raped in divorce |
10/05/25 |
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Lots of con voters realizing Dems have been right the entire time |
10/05/25 |
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Clapital is social "clout" you accrue from "clapping back" |
10/05/25 |
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why is trantifa officially directing traffic in Portland? |
10/05/25 |
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How bad is it to sleep with a subordinate? |
10/05/25 |
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"think of the Sybian as a refined instantiation of technocapital" |
10/05/25 |
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trump to bibi: "you're always so fucking negative." |
10/05/25 |
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Crazy no one my age has changed websites in 5 years |
10/05/25 |
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Niggers and white marriages are nearly 20% now lol |
10/05/25 |
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mine bitcoin at ur local motel |
10/05/25 |
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Why did they pepper spray a guy wearing a frog costume in Portland? |
10/05/25 |
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ICE is now pepper spraying antifa AIR VENTS in Portland. |
10/05/25 |
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They found your wife in a cardboard box getting homeless dick pushed in her |
10/05/25 |
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Describe your home audio setup |
10/05/25 |
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ICE wheeling libs out on a dolly (video) |
10/05/25 |
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Why no coverage of the Dept of Silencing Families of B-on-W Murder Victims? |
10/05/25 |
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Libs I dont think you realize how offensive it is to say Gavin will win in 2028 |
10/05/25 |
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fight the oligarchy! buy bitcoin! (27% bitcoin owned by 15 accounts) |
10/05/25 |
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975) |
10/05/25 |
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Mark Sanchez STABBED by crazed Tim Tebow fan |
10/05/25 |
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Julia is so hot |
10/05/25 |
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Hegseth: “To our enemies, W-P-W-W. If necessary, Enrique Tarrio can translate |
10/05/25 |
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Bought a new handheld console that emulates over 10 million games (doodikoff) |
10/05/25 |
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Bros, the Logitech MX Master 4 Mouse just dropped. |
10/05/25 |
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Elon Musk is the lamest person that’s ever lived |
10/05/25 |
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So boom and even disappear at same time? |
10/05/25 |
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Remember Larry Eustachy? |
10/05/25 |
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Hegseth: "To our enemies: P.r.E.P. Gravens can translate that if necessary. |
10/05/25 |
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I can play “Teen Town” at full speed on bass. Rate me. |
10/05/25 |
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Imagine someone from the far future. What race is he? |
10/05/25 |
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I got a happy ending from a male masseuse and it was the hardest I ever came |
10/05/25 |
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Israel is just a life insurance policy for Jews |
10/05/25 |
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Kike Hernandez overwhelmed with studio exec, banking job offers |
10/05/25 |
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Why are Crocs popular? |
10/05/25 |
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I capitalize on human suffering. I'm an autoadmit poaster |
10/05/25 |
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Wait what was the point of all that work, where’s the teen pussy I was promise |
10/05/25 |
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Eddie Vedder says gay sex "only thing that got me through early 2000s" |
10/05/25 |
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Eddie Vedder: I'm goin' troony Chris Cornell: AAAA I'm goin Trooooony |
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Eddie Vedder voice: whoa I. whoaaaaa I have sex w guys. Yeaaah I |
10/05/25 |
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Pearl Jam's "Alive" but it's about technocapital being your real father |
10/05/25 |
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Seems like SNL/libs are taking it easy on Trump (bc of Israel) |
10/05/25 |
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Another fraud October "day" about in the books |
10/05/25 |
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renounce your family and pledge fealty to technocapital |
10/05/25 |
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Tried clicking xo twitter links for a day and now my feed is infinite politislop |
10/05/25 |
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hilarious that every streaming service took the kike pill & now has ads |
10/05/25 |
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How would you describe the smell of NIGGERS? |
10/05/25 |
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I'm becoming increasingly sensitive to caffeine |
10/05/25 |
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Visiting Harvard professor ARRESTED for hunting CSLG |
10/05/25 |
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Ricky's World (1997 Nickelodeon throwback Saturday morning kids show) |
10/05/25 |
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Game Idea: Someone makes an actual Game inside of Starfield's World |
10/05/25 |
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Alien facehugger with Evan 39 |
10/05/25 |
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Thank you Lord for not making me dumb fuck mush brain gentile or a woman |
10/05/25 |
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2 billion muslims on earth, 0 science |
10/05/25 |
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In the anal sex community, especially those who identify as gay, this is commonl |
10/05/25 |
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Trump terrorizing minorities will fix my self-destroyed family. |
10/05/25 |
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Evan? Are you "awake"? |
10/05/25 |
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evan39 it's "october" already ljl another month of fraud in the books |
10/05/25 |
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To TMNT theme song: TEENAGE JEW-SENT NIGGER MURDERS, TEENAGE JEW-SENT NIGGER MUR |
10/05/25 |
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If Starfield were an MMO released in 2004 you'd be able to fly everywhere nbd |
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Lawyer. Homophobe. Racist. Misogynist. Autoadmit.com legend. Father. |
10/05/25 |
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About to hit the scale ceiling (TSINAH) |
10/05/25 |
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10 Antifa cars box in ICE truck, attempt to MURDERCIDE ICE agents inside |
10/05/25 |
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About to hit the ceiling (TSINAH) |
10/05/25 |
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Cons sighing, beginning their 10th annual NFL boycott |
10/05/25 |
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millions of ACC fans are still watching Duke @ Cal as it nears 2 A.M.est |
10/05/25 |
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About to hit the debt ceiling (TSINAH) |
10/05/25 |
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Do most old people in america expire neglected and forgotten? |
10/05/25 |
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Cons will gladly watch a sportsball game between rosters foot of black athletes |
10/05/25 |
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they're mugging greta thunberg |
10/05/25 |
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Israel and Lithuania rated top countries for happiness in under 30 yr olds |
10/05/25 |
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SAM'S CLUB HAS XBOX ON CLEARANCE |
10/05/25 |
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Just doesn’t seem like America will exist in 20 yrs |
10/05/25 |
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Psychotic nigger AG nominee in VA threatens to kill kids of Republican |
10/05/25 |
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There’s like multiple shooting in state capitals and university’s daily now |
10/05/25 |
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have you ever seen a client naked? |
10/05/25 |
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Must be 18000 to find a loved ones half blown off face in garage from shotgun |
10/05/25 |
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Libs when you retake WH you shouldnt retaliate for all the stuff Trump is doing |
10/05/25 |
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Crazy no one my age has changed consoles in 5 years |
10/05/25 |
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Rate Scott Galloway’s argument in favor of Israel’s war activities |
10/05/25 |
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I'm becoming increasingly sensitive to cock |
10/05/25 |
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An intrepid party fighting through jungle in search of Allied Mastercomputer |
10/05/25 |
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pretty sure i picked the wrong woman |
10/05/25 |
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LOL FUCK MY SHIT NJ IS BETTER THAN FLORIDA & TX IT TURNED OUT LMAOOOO |
10/05/25 |
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Pete Hegseth is an idiotic alcoholic and a drama queen (WSJ) |
10/05/25 |
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Do summer jobs build CHARACTER? |
10/05/25 |
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Feels WIERD can sit on beach at night in Vietnam everyone sitting here in peace |
10/05/25 |
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Harland Williams pwnd the absolute shit out of Sam Hyde bad lmao |
10/05/25 |
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Would you date an objective 10 whose first love was SP & he broke her heart? |
10/05/25 |
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this is how proles calculate their net worth (link) |
10/05/25 |
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How did you guys spend your $5K doge dividend? |
10/05/25 |
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RE: Your wife’s stinky pussy and ass |
10/05/25 |
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Your wallet won't be HELD HOSTAGE at MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA |
10/05/25 |
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Atone for high financing rates at Marco Rubio Toyota's Yom Kippur Sale |
10/05/25 |
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ESPN headline: “Chink Gabriel Starting Over Shedeur is Some Nazi Shieeeet” |
10/05/25 |
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SHUTDOWN SPECIAL at Marco Rubio Toyota. Buy before the .gov is back for 0% APR |
10/05/25 |
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any 180 magazines for Sunday morning reading in the garden? |
10/05/25 |
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Fuentes on the ADL - One of his best monologues |
10/05/25 |
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Possible to start being nicer to people and be a good person again? |
10/05/25 |
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Libs in our society we don’t make fun of ppl for things they don’t choose |
10/05/25 |
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Wachtell lawyer says it’s over for Comey, he’s fucked |
10/05/25 |
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Gang of dogs attack and kill man, guess dog race |
10/05/25 |
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our culture gets warped so that israel doesn't have put any red on their flag |
10/05/25 |
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Big Law Firms Say Springfield and Tupelo Are as Sweet as NYC and DC for Their Bo |
10/05/25 |
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Johnsmeyer heightpilling normies on x.com the everything app (link) |
10/05/25 |
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Max IQ to think Trump can use the shutdown to do layoffs? |
10/05/25 |
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Cucumbers, have you damaged your anus permanently? |
10/05/25 |
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Message to Gunner and Zurich from ZZZ |
10/05/25 |
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JCM do you want to swap some nudes via text? |
10/05/25 |
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turbo autist gf mounting 14" dildo to reciprocating saw |
10/05/25 |
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