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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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trying to lose weight, but i can't cut back on calories. wtf do i do? |
10/05/25 |
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Trump is so fucking 180. By far the greatest POTUS ever at this point |
10/05/25 |
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AI/Sora 2 reminds me of MGS4 intro movies |
10/05/25 |
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called 911 because I haven't taken a shit in 5 days |
10/05/25 |
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her legs and ass were still all bruised tp |
10/05/25 |
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USA EVISCERATES India in World Chess Championships (link) |
10/05/25 |
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Dems leaning towards a Harris/Buttigieg Ticket for 2028 |
10/05/25 |
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Prediction: Chipper Jones will be the next OKC Bomber |
10/05/25 |
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alright i'm pro israel. nothing ever happens |
10/05/25 |
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Why are Crocs popular? |
10/05/25 |
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crabitalism |
10/05/25 |
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My cokehead client told me a story about a SA chick he was fucking |
10/05/25 |
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your daughter playing slap bass in leotard on TikTok |
10/05/25 |
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"Sir, can you remove the baseball cap please? *pause* "Sir, you are bald." |
10/05/25 |
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luis looking in the mirror after tying paisley tie before PD: "not faggy enough" |
10/05/25 |
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Trump judge: “old YouTube clips can’t justify martial law retard” |
10/05/25 |
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Would really love to hear about what kind of bass guitars other posters have. |
10/05/25 |
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guy told me he's a member of 'Generation Jones.' called flame. |
10/05/25 |
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Need seeking arrangement help |
10/05/25 |
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lmao Mark Sanchez got hospitalized by a 69 yr old |
10/05/25 |
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NYT: Your Wealthiest Friend Has a Private Concierge |
10/05/25 |
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I don’t understand TSINAH |
10/05/25 |
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Diddy is licking huge black nads rn |
10/05/25 |
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Anti semitism is good. Fuck jews! |
10/05/25 |
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Why is a jihadist killing 2 in the UK >> than a MAGA killing four Mormons in MI? |
10/05/25 |
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Pope Leo finally speaks out against the violence against...Jews? (Link) |
10/05/25 |
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Bald soccer dad tp |
10/05/25 |
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Why no coverage of the Dept of Silencing Families of B-on-W Murder Victims? |
10/05/25 |
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Sooooo Epstein list rug pull now 10000% memory holed alongside audits etc? |
10/05/25 |
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Pete Hegseth is an idiotic alcoholic and a drama queen (WSJ) |
10/05/25 |
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I finally caught up with WLMAS - he got disbarred and moved to North Carolina |
10/05/25 |
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HLS Prof Arrested For Firing Pellet Gun At Shul On Yom Kippur, Says Hunting Rats |
10/05/25 |
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which major sport has changed the least in the last 20 years? |
10/05/25 |
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"We must give $10 Billion in welfare to our Beautiful Farmers!" |
10/05/25 |
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white collar mass suicides |
10/05/25 |
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"Mmm this is good. Floral. Could be a little faggier though" -luis at brewery |
10/05/25 |
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About to hit the debt ceiling (TSINAH) |
10/05/25 |
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NSAM and Voodoo Child both seem angrier and more violent than they used to be |
10/05/25 |
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hilarious that every streaming service took the kike pill & now has ads |
10/05/25 |
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Vlad Guerrero Jr's meaty cock pumping Aaron Judge's taut ass tp |
10/05/25 |
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Cold-Hearted Slave but it's Bald Soccer Dad |
10/05/25 |
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About to hit the ceiling (TSINAH) |
10/05/25 |
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All homeless and blue haired trannies should get bussed to Portland |
10/05/25 |
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ISRAEL will straight up kill US citizens for disagreeing with them |
10/05/25 |
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KIRKLAND & ELLIS SHATTERS THE MARKET, NAMES MORE THAN 200 PARTNERS |
10/05/25 |
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I'm gonna go for a 5-mile run in a bit |
10/05/25 |
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I'm absolutely Hitler cranking it irl right now |
10/05/25 |
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Comparing ICE to a real hr SS is unfai. The SS probably had standards. |
10/05/25 |
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fuck netanyahu |
10/05/25 |
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The Gentrification of Panhandling |
10/05/25 |
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“DEI causes low standards” *barfs jello shots* “enough already.” (Hegset |
10/05/25 |
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Middle aged jewish fedophile handler. EMF frying. Metempsychosis slave auction h |
10/05/25 |
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Charlie Kirk and the PA firefighters were both ZOG performing occult sacrifices |
10/05/25 |
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"ChatGPT coming after people with skills now" RSF: "oh sweet im still safe" |
10/05/25 |
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Hebraic occult nightmare being summoned from a Samson Option bunker in Tel Aviv |
10/05/25 |
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Palantir CEO to Vance: yeah, we know. But Rach closed registration |
10/05/25 |
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Trump has demonic screws in his spine & is controlled by Bibi's cabal of rabbis |
10/05/25 |
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Solomonic demon vessel autoadmit dot com |
10/05/25 |
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USD has been SHIT since Trump 2.0 |
10/05/25 |
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Will Todd step in to save Phil from the Dark Side? |
10/05/25 |
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alright what build(s) are you guys going in the new path of exile 2 season |
10/05/25 |
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Paul Vasiloff, Esq. megathread |
10/05/25 |
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Friendly fellow named “Jihad” stabs up synagogue in Manchester, UK (link) |
10/05/25 |
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Bald opposing soccer dad tried to start shit with me. |
10/05/25 |
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80's synthpop band Thompson Twins quietly built a $10 billion comestics company: |
10/05/25 |
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Come here to be used as a scapegoat in occult hebraic rituals |
10/05/25 |
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Libs are bitter, defeated, lashing out, in doom spiral |
10/05/25 |
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No, you are NOT ALLOWED to like physical silver. TBF will make fun of you. |
10/05/25 |
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my butthole can fart out cum on demand |
10/05/25 |
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LOL @ when "Women" spread legs and u see this Hideous Gaping Hole |
10/05/25 |
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you live, go to some jewish law site, get scammed, and die |
10/05/25 |
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Ukrainian FPV drone takes down russian helicopter (video) |
10/05/25 |
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Chechens got got in UFC last night |
10/05/25 |
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the US needs to be destroyed |
10/05/25 |
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evan39 it's "october" already ljl another month of fraud in the books |
10/05/25 |
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LinkedIn recruiter just messaged me about Texas QB position |
10/05/25 |
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This cld have been my life instead I'm gay & retarded |
10/05/25 |
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Fuck it. Gonna go to the gym and take creep pics of gym-girls' butts |
10/05/25 |
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Hey libs: The Community Relations Service is DEAD and never coming back |
10/05/25 |
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Democrat breaks into house, stabs 6 year old in the head, gets out in 7 years |
10/05/25 |
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sludge infested slave state |
10/05/25 |
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nerve damage EMF robbery on the israeli metempsychosis auction house l |
10/05/25 |
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(CCR voice) I wish I had bumps on my “By you” |
10/05/25 |
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micro-entering jafar’s psyche to battle his demons & bring ur old pal back |
10/05/25 |
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ITT: post AI visualizations of XO memes or famous threads |
10/05/25 |
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Something shifted this high holidays, things are different now |
10/05/25 |
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"autoadmit" is just a bunch of sadistic yid criminals agitating their victims |
10/05/25 |
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fun new jewish technology in play atm: like a lobotomy but for your soul |
10/05/25 |
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I capitalize on human suffering. I'm an autoadmit poaster |
10/05/25 |
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FREE MONEY: Washington -10.5 v. Rutgers (9 pm ET, Friday) |
10/05/25 |
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What should we name our band? "I know, how about the Butthole Surfers?" Great! |
10/05/25 |
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Xbox to abandon hardware... |
10/05/25 |
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Caffeinated, vaccinated, and freshly masturbated chick dies 1 month |
10/05/25 |
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Rate this UW prof leading angry mob against white boy across campus |
10/05/25 |
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Protip: No one in DEM party can seriously challenge KAMALA 2028 |
10/05/25 |
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NY AG Letitia James: "Trump is too male, too stale, and too pale." |
10/05/25 |
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hfs I’m fucking old (just bought a Harley) |
10/05/25 |
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Love crop dusting chinks with awful farts at markets lmao |
10/05/25 |
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36% of New Partners @ Kirkland last year were NOWIG/NOWAG |
10/05/25 |
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Conservatives know they’re wrong, and evil |
10/05/25 |
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Is Xbox Really Leaving Hardware? Here’s What’s Going On |
10/05/25 |
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new Tucker interview is an absolute fucking banger (link) |
10/05/25 |
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Largest major metro area without a pro sports team? |
10/05/25 |
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challenge coins have officially jumped the shark (pic) |
10/05/25 |
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🎶JUST TAKE THOSE CALLS TO PRAYER OFF THE SHELF, I KNEEL TOWARD MECCA ALL BY M |
10/05/25 |
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Whew guys, turns out Pope Leo is not a globalist demon after all (link) |
10/05/25 |
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amazon prime pausing the ads when you switch screen is satanic |
10/05/25 |
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Rowling spanking Emma over her knee for being VERY naughty and defiant |
10/05/25 |
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luis you cop that sick crim defense ponytail yet? |
10/05/25 |
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whok, ITT we guess your ancestral composition |
10/05/25 |
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Libs are incapable of self-sufficiency without government gibs |
10/05/25 |
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Alien facehugger with Evan 39 |
10/05/25 |
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An East Iranian farmer named Luis from Anau culture (Chalcolithic era) |
10/05/25 |
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Indian Invasion @IndianInvasion News from Europe about the Indian invasion |
10/05/25 |
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Describing the browning of America as a maillard reaction |
10/05/25 |
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have you ever seen a client naked? |
10/05/25 |
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80% of traffic is proles aimlessly driving their oversized cars on finance |
10/05/25 |
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I'm becoming increasingly sensitive to caffeine |
10/05/25 |
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Real cock feels the best when it's throbbing in my ass |
10/05/25 |
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lol Pedo State dropped out of Top 25 |
10/05/25 |
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Sometimes I wish anal prep didn't take so long |
10/05/25 |
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The Piper is an underrated ABBA song |
10/05/25 |
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Even my smallest butt plug is bigger than the average XO poaster's dicklet |
10/05/25 |
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I just want to empty a man's balls before the day is done |
10/05/25 |
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*barfs cum* *returns after its been cleaned up* “where’s my lunch?” (Tsina |
10/05/25 |
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Which Will Prevail: The Egalitarian Ratchet, Zionist Power, or a Third Path? |
10/05/25 |
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They are really starting to treat these antifas like sides of beef |
10/05/25 |
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Describe your home audio setup |
10/05/25 |
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Describe your home screens setup |
10/05/25 |
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The US allowing slop gen brain rot content targeting US citizens is a war crime |
10/05/25 |
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Too many homos and trannies and jeets...everything is gross now |
10/05/25 |
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Only 25 Weeks till Spring! |
10/05/25 |
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I've run out of places to LIVE in this faggot benchod WORLD |
10/05/25 |
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these people enter your home as guests and walk out as murderers |
10/05/25 |
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AP poll: PEnn 7 -> unranked. Tejas 9 -> unranked. |
10/05/25 |
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Load every illegal spic and african onto container ships and sink in Pacific |
10/05/25 |
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Pop a perc for Charlie Kirk |
10/05/25 |
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I can play “Teen Town” at full speed on bass. Rate me. |
10/05/25 |
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Libs the real revenge hasn’t even started yet fyi |
10/05/25 |
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Has MAGA taken responsibility for murdering Charlie Kirk yet? |
10/05/25 |
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whores paid by actors in "world of men" (hell) use naive young men to launch |
10/05/25 |
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Mick Mars and Johnny Marr have a "solo off" on UK television (link) |
10/05/25 |
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your CUTE NEIGHBOR is a HIRED ACTOR for your apartment's LANDLORD |
10/05/25 |
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The Xbox Game Pass Situation Is Getting Ugly |
10/05/25 |
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What in the fuck was I thinking coming to Autoadmit |
10/05/25 |
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Bought a new handheld console that emulates over 10 million games (doodikoff) |
10/05/25 |
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the price of wool is skyrocketing now no one wants polyester clothing |
10/05/25 |
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Mick Mars might be the more underrated guitarist of the past 40 years |
10/05/25 |
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Did Elon Musk actually have sex w Grimes? |
10/05/25 |
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libs, I’m warning you, do NOT come ITT |
10/05/25 |
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