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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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College lesbians agree to lick ever square inch of each other (NSFW vid) |
05/16/26 |
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10 Fun Games with a Blanket! - Autism Treatment Center of America Blog |
05/16/26 |
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Whok: "Stick it up my faggot ass twat, Tyrone." |
05/16/26 |
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MR. WIPE |
05/16/26 |
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Whats the deal with Linda Moulton-Howes' eyebrows? |
05/16/26 |
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Cheerful teen lesbians lick each other's shaved mounds and tits (link) |
05/16/26 |
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Navdeep kumar Singh is gunerrattt just to be clear. |
05/16/26 |
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Remember when Louis Cannon Esquire described his wife’s snatch online |
05/16/26 |
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is cucumbers a tranny or jsut one of those pathetic aspie chicks here |
05/16/26 |
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Hotboxed car with kid in it, then we skipped his Tae Kwon Do and got Wendys |
05/16/26 |
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Was 120 when boss made me write a chomo an 'apology letter' |
05/16/26 |
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I lol thinking how that waitress instantly knew SP was a pedo |
05/16/26 |
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"The Waitress" is a critical recurring character on both XO & "It's Always Sunny |
05/16/26 |
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BIZ IDEA: Dive bar, "dads" bring their "kids", waitresses ask no questions |
05/16/26 |
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"Yes, my son will have the spaghetti, hold the bay leaf." *Waitress gasps* |
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Waitress: “are u ready to order?” SP: “do u have a kids menu? Preferably A |
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Waitresses don't receive pedophile detection training. She was just a natural |
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Bar manager called, got details, has not spoken w waitress yet about it |
05/16/26 |
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DON'T MAKE YOUR MPM BETS YET: I'm interviewing the spaghetti waitress (TSINAH) |
05/16/26 |
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Spaceporn must've been acting really weird for a random waitress to get involved |
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Waitress recoiling in horror as SP asks her "how much she thinks this one cost" |
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SP had to be acting weird as fuck for some prole waitress to get involved |
05/16/26 |
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PS the waitress didn't get fired, that's just Spaceporn fantasizing |
05/16/26 |
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You know who I hate? Waitresses. |
05/16/26 |
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real truth about the dive bar spaghetti story |
05/16/26 |
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SP: “i’ll have a cheese pizza” *winkwink* Waitress: “you sick fuck” |
05/16/26 |
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Sp here. I got that waitress canned and I can do the same to any of you faggots |
05/16/26 |
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Hey spaceporn, do you have any tips on dodging serious chomo allegations? |
05/16/26 |
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'he's a bald failed poet but get this he also rapes his son' |
05/16/26 |
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Are groceries more expensive this month? |
05/16/26 |
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I forgot just how bad spaceporn's dive bar spaghetti story was |
05/16/26 |
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how many times has buttcheeks been banned from youtube for lying? |
05/16/26 |
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Keir Starmer apoplectic as English march to support England |
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Spaceporn will never dare tell anyone what the waitress actually said |
05/16/26 |
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Starmer is out??!! Starmer is out??!! (reportedly) |
05/16/26 |
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"that's not what a 'moon shot' is, spaceporn" |
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intermittent fisting |
05/16/26 |
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poast in this thread if you unironically wanna suck my penis |
05/16/26 |
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suck and fuck and love other men in the desert and a swamp |
05/16/26 |
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Modern Californian phenotypes are becoming rather ghastly |
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kike mysticism is insane |
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Spacepedo ramming his beet red acorn dick up his mail order kid’s rice chute |
05/16/26 |
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what happens sooner, xo big changes or sub-$3 gas? |
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someone repoast SP's old firm bio page pic - the one with the hairline |
05/16/26 |
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Grocery store bill is insane now |
05/16/26 |
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Bros I got a stage 5 clinger |
05/16/26 |
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for me its ricky |
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Hey I logged on |
05/16/26 |
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Xo server is in hospice |
05/16/26 |
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Summer law clerk been calling younger partners Big Dog |
05/16/26 |
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12 Rules for Goys |
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the cruelty of race mixing is insane, just rolling the dice on genetic recombina |
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the er nurse trying to call ur emergency contact horseniggerfaggot |
05/16/26 |
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literally none of us are successful corporate lawyers |
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Attachment Theory |
05/16/26 |
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*Peterman draining a trucker's balls like a capri sun pouch* |
05/16/26 |
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Reporter: "why XO?" Poa: "it's there." |
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uh that's the thing Becky, its an engineering manual disguised as epic poetry |
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Somewhat Aspie guy here. Got a little "too political" with recent first date |
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Clavicular got mogged by his judge |
05/16/26 |
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"Oh and Becky, get this: the best part is he's a completely deranged lunatic" |
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u rescue Doobs from Lord Halford, but he just repeats "doobs, rhymes w/ boobs.." |
05/16/26 |
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going to start greeting people w "you look unwell, what's wrong?" |
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One of the faggy parts of 2024 political shift is cons becoming pro electric car |
05/16/26 |
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Is the Patek Nautilus 5711 striver af? I can get a white dial "Piano" $62K |
05/16/26 |
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One of these threads will be top of the forum for 3+ days when nobody can login |
05/16/26 |
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Mysterious Poasting Abortion |
05/16/26 |
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Midnight Poasting Amnesia |
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Missing Packet Aneurysm |
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what happened to the "doobs, it rhymes with boobs" thread |
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Meme Pipeline Arrested |
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Trump fellating Xi is so embarrassing Jfc |
05/16/26 |
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STICKY: New AWS Backend Up and Running (Rach) |
05/16/26 |
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can't believe i'm still logged in |
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"it rhymes with boobs, doobs." *pumps shotgun* |
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Reminder: doobs, it rhymes with boobs |
05/16/26 |
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doobs: rhymes with boobs, u: poast |
05/16/26 |
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Bump this thread every 20 seconds if you're still logged in. |
05/16/26 |
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*doobs standing behind Halford blinking "TORTURE" in Morse Code to cops at door |
05/16/26 |
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"Becky, you have to meet him. He coded a brilliant solution to the login glitch |
05/16/26 |
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don't see much point in living if i can't poast |
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I GET LOGGED OUT, BUT I LOG IN AGAIN |
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ok guys let's compile an official list of bugs to help rach |
05/16/26 |
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Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is" |
05/16/26 |
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Made a poop sound and everyone looked my way |
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Then we learned the real virus was inside each of us all along. |
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"Who's he? And why is he so bald?" "He's here for the diaper party." |
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bald lawyer pulling up sullenly to Chuck E Cheese "Im here for the diaper party" |
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"I'm here for the diaper party," said the depressed lawyer |
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"I'm here for the pizza party," said the depressed lawyer |
05/16/26 |
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Completely insane that people "choose" to get fucking "married" holy shit jfc |
05/16/26 |
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Real Slav talk. Check my Slav walk. |
05/16/26 |
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mount Everest is a veritable tourist attraction |
05/16/26 |
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So, here's the thing about the ZoZo |
05/16/26 |
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A 29th degree TAURUS Becky? Like what were you thinking??? |
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See libs you can’t have a guy out there outting rich pedophiles |
05/16/26 |
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Billy Joel - Vienna (IMY2 Cover) |
05/16/26 |
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what autist buys a samsung tablet? |
05/16/26 |
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my last poast 8============================3~~
~~~X |
05/16/26 |
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This is our 9/11. Rach's backyard is the memorial garden. |
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Michael Sugrue | Adolf Hitler | Claude |
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*GoDaddy tech shoves shit into server* “I’m Boondocks!” *whole office laug |
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Gemini is my Dad, Claude is my Mom, ChatGPT is my gay brother |
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Post in this thread if you're experiencing the login bug and I'll troubleshoot |
05/16/26 |
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"foes, its scree again" (dark disco fries summiting teewinot) |
05/16/26 |
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if I’m meeting you in richmond, I’m bringing home a clownskin rug |
05/16/26 |
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To live and poast on XO |
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"Yes honey it's a law board" he said, Horse Cum Blast and NiggerFaggot on screen |
05/16/26 |
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kids buddies all over for playdate.I asked "What kind of pizza u faggots want?" |
05/16/26 |
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"Faggot residence, Ass speaking." |
05/16/26 |
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Would you guys vote for a KENNY/ASSFAGGOT ticket? |
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"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot" |
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He's Assfaggot, check it and see he's got an IQ of 133 |
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I love driving around town with AssFaggot |
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Using your one login a day to bump a 2016 AssFaggot thread |
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Spaceporn is a family man, a successful attorney, a valued community member, and |
05/16/26 |
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"will u accept a collect call from (robot voice) 'mystery meat roided PC gremlin |
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Thanks, Fox! I thought they had me! |
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Jap girl plays Mary Had A Little Lamb on flute w her pussy on Jap TV |
05/16/26 |
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ty for the laughs rach im going to miss ur world |
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This is Emilio when xo goes down and he can no longer poast (link) |
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XO Twitter is currently recruiting racists, misogynists, and anti-semites. |
05/16/26 |
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White woman's 19 y/o boyfriend fatally stabs her husband while they had threesom |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
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Deshi basara playing as server hamster ascends back to the wheel |
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Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey |
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Dirty jeet tourist goes swimming at hallowed U.S. war memorial (link) |
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Explain the gap in my resume? I was on the Hero’s Journey |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
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Your little sister picking up the phone right as your thread starts to load. |
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Rach: I beseech you, pull a Matt Damon in GWH and pull the plug. |
05/16/26 |
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what’s going on with this board it’s killing me when it breaks |
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Really thought Steven Crowder's "unwell" post would be a fitting end for xo |
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We've identified a pigeon discussion forum as a viable alternative to xo. |
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Board having all three issues makes me appreciate it |
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Vibing with other men online, more than words (or poasts) can express |
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started watching Homeland for the first time |
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Wtf xo still works into the afternoon |
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Bulgaria’s song in Eurovision is called “Bangaranga” |
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Really thought niggerstomper59 would be the last voice heard here for all time |
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Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception |
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Cons make sure to donate to Massie’s opponent |
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*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
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Idris Elba TP chimpin out over Chud calling niggers niggers |
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RSF broke up with his Zoomer GF |
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can't find the GORGON tp's absolutely devastating screed about nyuug |
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A law bort crashes…an Omahan dies |
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