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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Rate Eileen Gu's voice (link) |
02/18/26 |
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Chat gpt sucks now all it does is argue with you |
02/18/26 |
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Ever hear of someone living IN a storage unit? |
02/18/26 |
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Not an "investor" guy, is it "good" to go 60x leverage on an asset now down 25% |
02/18/26 |
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i keep looking at women's buttholes on reddit |
02/18/26 |
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anyone familiar w theory that oil is just a substance that exists in the earth |
02/18/26 |
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but what if fizzkidd actually were a plain, stout terminally online asian woman |
02/18/26 |
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What are odds a woke boar darts in front of your speeding motorcycle? |
02/18/26 |
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We have to have a large welfare state. Get over it. |
02/18/26 |
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Any downsides to oat milk? |
02/18/26 |
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"Eileen Gu" will never fuck an Asian man in her life |
02/18/26 |
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"he looks short," she replied |
02/18/26 |
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*cop shines flashlight on your cum-covered face* "you dick drunk son?" |
02/18/26 |
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"My God. Honey, look. He's Actively Balding." |
02/18/26 |
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applying for "jobs" these days is literally a Satanic ritual tp |
02/18/26 |
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Claude is mogging tf out of ChatGPT |
02/18/26 |
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at some point it was just sheriff whokebe, me, and 184cm of wire |
02/18/26 |
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illiterate Puerto Rican girl got admitted to UCONN, now suing her HS |
02/18/26 |
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spaceporn is a troll under the bridge peeking out to offer candy to children |
02/18/26 |
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The CIA is a cancer on this country |
02/18/26 |
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Be careful taking finasteride if you’re active/barely balding |
02/18/26 |
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dupa, please cum in here |
02/18/26 |
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me & whokebe did a reggae version of dylan's 'slow train com (link) |
02/18/26 |
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Mr. Whok and Me |
02/18/26 |
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quit watching porn two weeks ago cold turkey |
02/18/26 |
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Dog ran on Olympics XC skiing course, sniffed Argentine athletes pussy & puked ( |
02/18/26 |
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Dupa let’s BYOB to the $100 lap dance (lmao “vip section”) strip club |
02/18/26 |
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Most unrealistic part of Sopranos |
02/18/26 |
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*cue Twin Peaks (1990) theme as you finally kick the stool down in garage* |
02/18/26 |
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Meeting chicks in 40s who have like NO SAVINGS is lolzy |
02/18/26 |
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The only dating options I have now are single moms with mulatto children |
02/18/26 |
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Gunnerattt will come around on clavicular. Phenotype is everything (cowgod) |
02/18/26 |
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Is this the most racist thing you've seen today? |
02/18/26 |
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Did anyone else notice simp crew mate a comeback to xo? They're like cicadas |
02/18/26 |
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Rate Eileen Gi’s response to her haters on Instagram |
02/18/26 |
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the town of zozo |
02/18/26 |
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Poll- Which Trump should be raped to death in prison first? |
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Evil is whatever distracts. |
02/18/26 |
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Motherfuck Netdocs. |
02/18/26 |
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" Had anon gay sex in a motel" 'his name?' (XO po |
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NetDocs down, time to masturbate at desk |
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I'm gonna start feuding with simp crew again. Xo needs me. |
02/18/26 |
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My wife is taking a monstrously huge dump right now. Concussive farts. |
02/18/26 |
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Consuela what’s next in the “Greater Israel Project” after Trump bombs Ira |
02/18/26 |
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What % of your female phone contacts have you seen naked? |
02/18/26 |
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I can barely handle his thick long dick |
02/18/26 |
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MPA here drunk and rating you as something i love or hold in contempt |
02/18/26 |
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🚀 Cast your vote: WWIII vs. Nothing Ever Happens |
02/18/26 |
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Wow, local process severs suck. This poast sponsored by ABClegal.com |
02/18/26 |
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Taking Qs about seeing escorts in DC |
02/18/26 |
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Epstein had teen girls ritualistically stung to death by bees (link) |
02/18/26 |
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Is there anywhere in coastal Florida that is decent to live for 800K? |
02/18/26 |
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Incredibly good-looking, successful nd wants me to move to Falls Church, VA |
02/18/26 |
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So is this Eileen Gu going to go live in China after this? |
02/18/26 |
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Fell in love in the steam room and don't even know his name |
02/18/26 |
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U and Alyssa Liu throwing eggs at traitor Eileen Gu in stockade |
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Your wife's "hold area" tp |
02/18/26 |
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Why are Bitcoins half as much now? Wasn't this stuff supposed to replace banks |
02/18/26 |
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I dont suppose congress has declared war on Iran, or did I miss that? |
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jesus christ, the war powers resolution act |
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Roberto Bolano is GOAT |
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wish we could rid all pictures of women online and replace them with just words |
02/18/26 |
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Which is worse: longbutt or muffin top? Assume girl is not fat |
02/18/26 |
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"they're just ill-fitting clothes," she replied |
02/18/26 |
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This Stoya facial is my favorite. |
02/18/26 |
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Living in a Storage Unit with Post-Nut Clarity: The Story of Modern ZoZo |
02/18/26 |
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Pics leaked of US figure skater with neck of High Life bottle sticking out her p |
02/18/26 |
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Turned down sex with my daughter to play Final Fantasy X |
02/18/26 |
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are people really following CSLG's divorce? pretty creepy tbh |
02/18/26 |
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Trump declares emergency war powers in Iran |
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Trump HAS to attack Iran to wag the dog. He knows it's his only hope |
02/18/26 |
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Even after quitting Zozo for two weeks I still remember some threads vividly |
02/18/26 |
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god forbid if my sister died haha ur SiL txts. god forbid u txt back. haha u add |
02/18/26 |
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So the only use case for Crypto = ransom demands for criminals? |
02/18/26 |
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Millennial diarrhea: nope as a verb, nope-ing out of places, things |
02/18/26 |
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George W. Bush just launched a substack |
02/18/26 |
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Tesla crashes drop 45% year over year |
02/18/26 |
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XO meetup YOKOHAMA STADIUM tomorrow |
02/18/26 |
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Jocks, Preps, and Hot Girls still don’t know what AI is |
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opening of Goodfellas but Liotta says "die for Israel" instead of "be a gangster |
02/18/26 |
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NYU Langone expands child tranny care, tells Trump to get fucked (link) |
02/18/26 |
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ideally, Trump's retard Jews will start war with Iran, will go disastrously |
02/18/26 |
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Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!! |
02/18/26 |
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another "day" in the united $nakes |
02/18/26 |
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my wife said i can buttfuck her asshole. but her HOLD area looks weird |
02/18/26 |
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Priest I have a confession to make |
02/18/26 |
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when is politics going to stop being so effeminate and gay |
02/18/26 |
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LaShawneese from Customer Service will be with you shortly |
02/18/26 |
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Ever hear of someone moving OUT of a storage unit? |
02/18/26 |
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did you hear about all those cool lawyers? |
02/18/26 |
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Zoomer online influencers 'Jinxmogging' each other by smoking Jimson weed: |
02/18/26 |
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Mamdani goes through with campaign promise to defund the police (link) |
02/18/26 |
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Mr. Jinx's 90's shock-rock band Peniscondition is coming back on zoomer Tiktok: |
02/18/26 |
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we have no idea how many people are on this planet |
02/18/26 |
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The Epstein thing proves once and for all the world is controlled by pedos |
02/18/26 |
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Fatal Framemog |
02/18/26 |
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Just got to SPAGHETTISTAN for the OLYMPICS (RSF) |
02/18/26 |
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At least AI doesn't smell like a foot |
02/18/26 |
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A simple NYUUG explanation: repetitive behavior calms severe autists |
02/18/26 |
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Quit poasting online two weeks ago cold turkey |
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Uh oh...nyuug went "all in" on BTC 11/26 with SIXTY times leverage (link) |
02/18/26 |
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There are no conservatives or liberals. Its CSLG+EPAH types vs rest of us |
02/18/26 |
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Clavicular EVICERATES piers morgan (link) |
02/18/26 |
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seeing a lot of 'chill' lowercase monikers lately on the ZoZo |
02/18/26 |
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whats new with rat (((CSLG))) after he fled this place in disgrace? |
02/18/26 |
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I'm tired man |
02/18/26 |
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There’s a polymarket for whether Jesus returns this year |
02/18/26 |
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Every time hear Eileen Gu's name think of Billy Madison where he says "Goo!" |
02/18/26 |
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Over/under: How many dead in political violence Jan. 20? |
02/18/26 |
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Ricky how often do you rock the hoodie & blazer combo? |
02/18/26 |
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Meeting doods in 40s who have like NO SAVINGS is lolzy |
02/18/26 |
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Israeli govt installed and maintained security system at Epstein's house - T/F? |
02/18/26 |
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Anyone here addicted to JAV? |
02/18/26 |
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"Women don't care about looks as much as men do," lied the idiot |
02/18/26 |
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earring, chain wallet, JNCO jeans |
02/18/26 |
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Nada Surf—Clavicular.mp3 |
02/18/26 |
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"Surrogate activities" evolved to keep men who aren't getting laid occupied? |
02/18/26 |
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Trump crying as his whore Melanie is loaded onto cargo ship back to Slovenia |
02/18/26 |
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someone is going to assassinate elon musk with a drone very soon |
02/18/26 |
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Yeah? More like niggerball. Lol. |
02/18/26 |
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Michigan man randomly executes toddler in front of her mom: |
02/18/26 |
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*plays the whole Light My Fire organ solo at the mall piano store* |
02/18/26 |
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Illinois teacher arrested for sex w/ 11 yr old boy student |
02/18/26 |
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"cum walks" are becoming a normal thing now |
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Korea is only nation where 100% of ppl are lactose intolerant |
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Underreported fact: MPA can't screed |
02/18/26 |
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Seoul, Korea has the worst air quality in the world |
02/18/26 |
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Canada to begin euthanasia of Switch 2 owners: "No Games to look forward to, |
02/18/26 |
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Marty Supreme was a great film. Maybe better than xo Train Dreams |
02/18/26 |
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AI knows what chaebong hyung means |
02/18/26 |
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Kids are watching weird gay "childrens programs" on Youtube how do I block these |
02/18/26 |
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Just matched with this chick on Tinder |
02/18/26 |
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Where do you think "You're a freaking white male!" guy is now? Prob full on Nazi |
02/18/26 |
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is Gay Grandpa living in a storage warehouse? |
02/18/26 |
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Likely non Israel targets destroyed by Iran - all bosphorus straight bridges in |
02/18/26 |
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Schizo-judaism is the official religion of xo. |
02/18/26 |
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to the tune of "Love Shack" -- "CUM WALKS, oh CUM WALKS... CUM WALKS--oooh CUM |
02/18/26 |
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Hey you haramis, this is how they slaughter your pigs |
02/18/26 |
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Cowgod did you have a dedicated dvd player, or just use your PS2? |
02/18/26 |
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Marrying into a Moroccan Jewish family solely for whokebe, cr? |
02/18/26 |
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Marrying into a Moroccan Jewish family solely for the food, cr? |
02/18/26 |
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lol nyuug only posts during work hrs b/c he can’t afford home internet |
02/18/26 |
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Sim glitch: the SpongeBob Musical has a really good score. |
02/18/26 |
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What % of 18 to 40 in US use Reddit? |
02/18/26 |
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Bondi vs Noem which incompetent Gen X Woman sucks more |
02/18/26 |
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grandpa gook is really upset again tonight |
02/18/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 peanut balls nyuug (grandpa gook) melting down again 🚨🚨🚨 |
02/18/26 |
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REMINDER: this is the gook (pic inside) |
02/18/26 |
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nyuug: if Korea is so great, why aren’t u willing to serve in military? |
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America is completely fucked |
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