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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Spaceporn you are already intimately familiar with butt cheeks |
10/31/25 |
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If you know who buttcheeks is and want these stupid pedo memes to stop |
10/31/25 |
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If you know who buttcheeks is please drop me a line |
10/31/25 |
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why do so many lawyers work well into their 70s? it's not for money. |
10/31/25 |
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retard tell: buying an Audi |
10/31/25 |
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There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's Spinelli |
10/31/25 |
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Who is the least-ambitious poaster: RSF or Benzo? |
10/31/25 |
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Those of you who are upset I speak the truth are those who are hell bound |
10/31/25 |
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I've become almost completely disconnected from pop culture |
10/31/25 |
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Playroom hotdog, bar spaghetti…what’s next? |
10/31/25 |
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Juan Battle After Another |
10/31/25 |
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OYT are you “into” Halloween |
10/31/25 |
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Andrew Brought 40 Hookers Into His Thai Hotel Room In 4 Days #TT |
10/31/25 |
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US women are wearing KPop semen hunters costumes this year |
10/31/25 |
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"Sir, on your cover letter, u just wrote 'fuck libs' 500 times." |
10/31/25 |
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God sent Satan after Tucker for being a bad man |
10/31/25 |
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RSF Is In Possession Of Blood Money & Raping Non-Muslim Women (WSJ) |
10/31/25 |
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I wanted to increase the "plasticity" of my brain but not like this |
10/31/25 |
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Imagine how u would feel if SP were a better human being than you |
10/31/25 |
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I want Spaceporn to top me while whispering to me that i'm trash, going to hell, |
10/31/25 |
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Christian Kelly of Braintree MA has “issues” with children |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and Toad drop an envelope at the VA Bar Character & Fitness committee |
10/31/25 |
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JD and Erika are already fucking, right? |
10/31/25 |
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FBI foils Halloween terror plot out of Dearborn, Michigan. hmm. |
10/31/25 |
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Aref, Rohan, firaz tps & I eating Biryani w/ our hands to celebrate mamdani |
10/31/25 |
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Christian nationalists don’t even know Christ hth |
10/31/25 |
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Pretty sure the guy I met on Grindr is homeless |
10/31/25 |
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'Hi, this is Erika Kirk. I miss him. Press 1 to make a one time $50 donation to |
10/31/25 |
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XO Orientals To Andrew: You No Have A Real Job, You No Take Depositions |
10/31/25 |
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Honor Charlie's Legacy- Special $100 discount on my OnlyFans subscription (Erika |
10/31/25 |
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what's benzo going to do when he doesnt get his foodstamps tomorrow? |
10/31/25 |
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Why are redditors always talking about “loot crates” and”microtransactions |
10/31/25 |
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Is it too late to start dry aging our turkey for Thanksgiving? |
10/31/25 |
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Summon: detroit rock city |
10/31/25 |
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Josh Hammer: I want to see Tucker Carlson "neutralized" |
10/31/25 |
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just give mpm to cowgod this year and end this circus |
10/31/25 |
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Why has MTG gone off the reservation? |
10/31/25 |
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Mystery Meat is Moist- Hit me Up to Party (Paralegal Muhammad group chat) |
10/31/25 |
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Charlie Kirk’s partner, Erik “Erika” Kirk has a big meaty cock |
10/31/25 |
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"...and he really wasn't into anal" Erika Kirk casually mentions at the tiki bar |
10/31/25 |
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Lol, Stephen Miller's hotwife has a meltdown on live TV (link) |
10/31/25 |
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Dunno what they did to piss off MTG but shes abt 5 mins from switching parties |
10/31/25 |
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These limited edition Charlie Gold Coins keep the dream alive (Erika Kirk) |
10/31/25 |
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Congress Passes $138m Bill creating the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Holocaust Museum" |
10/31/25 |
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"Wow, I love your Depressive Balding Lawyer costume!" "My what?" |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and toad observe the squanching without interfering |
10/31/25 |
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Male redditor has an epiphany |
10/31/25 |
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ITT an “artistic” pic from my last Tokyo trip (RSF) |
10/31/25 |
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SP here. I routinely fistbump w Christ. He likes my sense of humor, I like how h |
10/31/25 |
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JCM in her "sexy trash can" costume for Halloween |
10/31/25 |
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bottle blonde women with massive, fleshy pumpkin heads |
10/31/25 |
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SP here. I pass judgment on all the trash on this board. Hth. |
10/31/25 |
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Holy shit Taylor Swift has her own magazine "Taylor" about Taylor Swift |
10/31/25 |
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Wife Is People Mgr @ F500. Her Division Fired 1.5% & Her Staff Are Freaking Out |
10/31/25 |
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Hey just to make you crackheads madder, I turned that haunted house case into $$ |
10/31/25 |
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Karma Sushi reviews by paralegals are still coming into Yelp |
10/31/25 |
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Wtf does nyuug think "gerrymandering" means |
10/31/25 |
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Toxic positivity in the Animal Crossing fandom |
10/31/25 |
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Cosmo shrew dates newly single MAGA retard named "Jared", writes longread |
10/31/25 |
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Odds Erika has banged since Charlie died? |
10/31/25 |
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Should JD trade Usha for Erika Kirk? |
10/31/25 |
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The Benzo decision is up on Pacer. He gets awarded $143,292. NOT FLAME 🔥 |
10/31/25 |
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Half of Redditor's purchasing power vanishing after Thanos SNAPs benefits |
10/31/25 |
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"United by grief," Erika Kirk and Hunter Biden seen canoodling at LA hot spot |
10/31/25 |
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any other proles turning wrench all weekend? |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and Toad invite in Mormon missionaries and feed them hash cookies |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and Toad store some papers in Joe Biden's garage |
10/31/25 |
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Penn State's Ed School gets hacked, sends funny email |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and Toad strap a bomb to their chest & walk into police station |
10/31/25 |
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rate our new Xo hedge fund |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and Toad reusing the same 3 Office Space jokes on Imgur |
10/31/25 |
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many people in Oklahoma, Texas, California drinking toxic oil well water |
10/31/25 |
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charlie sheen clarifies bros helping bros is straight af |
10/31/25 |
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music and movie industry are completely dead. haven't consumed any of it |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and toad laying spike strips as buses filled with inner-city poors approach |
10/31/25 |
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Black guy shoplifts, evades security at Spirit Halloween (vid) |
10/31/25 |
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Trump peddling US beans is 180 shit. Hegseth & DJT telling generals they're fat |
10/31/25 |
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Please Mr. Xi, will you buy my beans? |
10/31/25 |
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ITT an “autistic” pic from my last Tokyo trip (DBG) |
10/31/25 |
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Steam "sales" are worse than prime Jos A. Bank. |
10/31/25 |
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If you don't know who the nigger is in the room, look in the mirror |
10/31/25 |
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I'm a simple man. I see a doggo, I updoot. |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and Toad dumping bags of fentanyl dust into building HVAC |
10/31/25 |
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you can tell whether a kid will never be a chad by age 2 or 3 |
10/31/25 |
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Vogue: More Women Prefer Their Man to be Uncircumcised, Study Finds |
10/31/25 |
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Canada's top general weeps while apologizing for systemic racism |
10/31/25 |
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STRAW POLL: Is NYUUG a "a gangnam baller with top 10% SMV"? |
10/31/25 |
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Evan39, would you recommend straight guys try sucking cock at least once? |
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Spaceporn celebrates 5th year as "Mayor" of Comet Ping Pong on Foursquare |
10/31/25 |
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Frog and Toad go to Comet Ping Pong at 11 PM |
10/31/25 |
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“Las Vegas” is the stupidest concept. Good riddance to this mistake. |
10/31/25 |
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REMINDER: simply stating facts is *NOT* antisemitic |
10/31/25 |
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Comet ping pong manager to Benzo "we're just a pizza place sir" |
10/31/25 |
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family in shock as digital forensics team discover 18,000 "I'm gay" messages |
10/31/25 |
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Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show his cock" |
10/31/25 |
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Rate EPAH's Neil Diamond cover, "Boy, You'll Be A Woman Soon" |
10/31/25 |
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Nothing Ever Happens |
10/31/25 |
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It's really sad that Jewish interests control both political parties, moreso GOP |
10/31/25 |
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DOGE have built a SNAP app showing all product purchases in real time |
10/31/25 |
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Why did Spaceporn take his son to a pizza place linked to pedos |
10/31/25 |
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feels like society today = inflation, depression, Greater Israel, mass fraud |
10/31/25 |
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How fucked are white collar workers due to AI? |
10/31/25 |
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DBG putting out empty bowl + sign saying "please take ONE only!" |
10/31/25 |
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So the Epstein accuser gets into a "car crash" doesn't die |
10/31/25 |
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U of Houston football team swaps coolers of Gatorade for Viet pussy juice |
10/31/25 |
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Any of you bozos try the Ray Peat diet? Thoughts? |
10/31/25 |
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Rate this video of doobs dancing in his Halloween costume |
10/31/25 |
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Anyone's wife dressing up as Wonder Woman? |
10/31/25 |
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Do owls actually exist? Never seen or heard one |
10/31/25 |
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SP trying on his Gary Glitter Halloween costume |
10/31/25 |
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DESCRIBE the last time you titty fucked a woman |
10/31/25 |
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JRPGs by Clique |
10/31/25 |
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"trans pioneers such as Ed Gein" |
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ur 7yo daughter going as a slutty nurse to elementary school for halloween |
10/31/25 |
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HALLOWEEN-IFY YOUR MONIKERS ITT |
10/31/25 |
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your wife struggling to get into 2016 handmaid costume |
10/31/25 |
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*doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer* |
10/31/25 |
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"Was it worth it? Fuck yes it was." -- Andrew |
10/31/25 |
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World Cup tickets update #4: website does not work |
10/31/25 |
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“Poor people deserve treats too!!” is the lib talking point du jour |
10/31/25 |
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Do chameleons actually exist? Never seen or heard one |
10/31/25 |
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"it's a type of 'eye slop', to go with the mouth slop" |
10/31/25 |
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Reminder: Trump put that Halloween candy on that kid’s head |
10/31/25 |
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"yea I saw him. he was ass spittin' real good, real forceful" |
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Being diapered feels real good |
10/31/25 |
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"in the river Ganges, God damns my name." - TT |
10/31/25 |
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Lawyers per capita by Country - lmao, okay you guys may have a point |
10/31/25 |
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New Greek PM floats leaving NATO to ally w/ Russia and take Constantinople back |
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youtube giving me fogo de chao ads now |
10/31/25 |
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Have made $186.47 in class action settlements this year |
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If 2001: A Space Odyssey were released today it would be 2058: A Space Odyssey |
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Trump -6 RCP aggregate cons is this a “good” thing? |
10/31/25 |
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Headed to XO Ohio for game v pedos (RSF) |
10/31/25 |
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wow they gave the rombot some real good reagan-style wrinkles |
10/31/25 |
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Rate JD Vance's Halloween Costume |
10/31/25 |
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Lots of poasters from Herndon, VA, is it a nice quant town? |
10/31/25 |
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Rate these SNAP restaurant ads that black people are falling for |
10/31/25 |
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I’m sorry fuck your “hacks.” If I go to Fogo I’m getting the fucking sal |
10/31/25 |
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Which posters would be inducted into the XO Hall of Fame? |
10/31/25 |
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geno? DEAD. bom? DEAD. fizzkidd? DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. |
10/31/25 |
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Sued a large apartment complex for a buddy and they tried to fuck him again |
10/31/25 |
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If Year One were released today it would be called Year Seventeen |
10/31/25 |
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this opinion shouldn't be controversial: Katie Miller is ugly |
10/31/25 |
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Boo! Haha are you "ghosting" me lol Happy Halloween! Any plans? |
10/31/25 |
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Ilhan Omar: The images of RSF are horrific |
10/31/25 |
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If Blade Runner 2049 were released today it would be Blade Runner 2057 |
10/31/25 |
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Holy shit Prince Andrew |
10/31/25 |
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Remember when XO was obsessed with “Jollibee” for a year? |
10/31/25 |
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I wanna be an owner of a semi-fine dining restaurant whos rude to his customers |
10/31/25 |
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The Price of Wholeness: Owen Benjamin and the Principle of Sacrifice |
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