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 |  | STICKY: updates 11/4 | 11/04/26 | (10) |
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GJR tongue-kissing Abraxas after first date in the North End |
10/27/26 |
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WHOOSH I AM ABRAXAS I AM VERY EVIL WHOOOSH |
10/27/26 |
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"Poor GI. You die alone in jungle, while everyone at home mock your midwit gibbe |
10/27/26 |
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“Anti-semitic lawyer website obsessed with Knesset results.” (CNN) |
10/27/26 |
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW |
10/27/26 |
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Hegelian eGirls take a crack at Crucifixion of Opposites on a livestrean |
10/27/26 |
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Dasha tp pausing her bj on you to vocal fry about the new red wave tp |
10/27/26 |
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Dasha giggling as Anna reads passage from consuela's book deadpan seriously |
10/27/26 |
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Sasha Grey on Twitch livestreaming a dramatic, mocking reading of Crucifixion of |
10/27/26 |
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she individuate that ahhhhh she crucify that ahhhh she transcend that ahhh |
10/27/26 |
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Tower of Babel except God intervenes to prevent Consuela's book |
10/27/26 |
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?Honey, why is there a prayer book titled rachmiel the merciful on our table?? |
10/27/26 |
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Blake Neff writing memoir "Abraxas in the Baldhead" |
10/27/26 |
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become uncrucifiable |
10/27/26 |
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Uruk city council voting to uninvent writing after seeing Consuela's book |
10/27/26 |
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Theo Von: Man we had Abraxas in the Godhead growin up, there were five guys in m |
10/27/26 |
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"Counting or not counting Abraxas?" |
10/27/26 |
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We'll crucify the opposites tonight (Tonight) |
10/27/26 |
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I used AI's help to list the contents of this 3½-hour MTV 2 segment from 2000: |
10/27/26 |
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consuela raising self publishing money by doing porn scene with "Oral Boris" |
10/27/26 |
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ukraine, russia: children's ceasefire holding |
10/27/26 |
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They crucify those who die for wearing the badge they're the opposites |
10/27/26 |
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Stavvy gets real: "Ok you need to put the pen down and like, go meet chicks or s |
10/27/26 |
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"I've already depicted myself as the sophisticated critic, and u as the self-pub |
10/27/26 |
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Adam trying to discuss Consuela's book but Stav saying "Shit's boring, man" |
10/27/26 |
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"And featuring Danny Trejo as Abraxas" |
10/27/26 |
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consuela adding abraxas to trinity, calling it the quaternity |
10/27/26 |
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Sisyphus pleading for the return of his boulder after reading chapter one |
10/27/26 |
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Karlstack booed louder than Brady Tkachuk at Senators game |
10/27/26 |
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Weird MTV interstitial animations where hot babe read abraxian ontology to you |
10/27/26 |
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"But I *did* have breakfast today," Candace Owens shouts at you |
10/27/26 |
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singing "hermes of the threshold" to the tune of "bungle in the jungle" |
10/27/26 |
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*Consuela lights romantic candle* "So yah I wanted to keep it under 300 pages ;) |
10/27/26 |
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all future philosophy consists of footnotes to "on the crucifixion of opposites" |
10/27/26 |
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Trump: cease fire with Iran was a "waste of time" - video |
10/27/26 |
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African child wearing "Hermes Of The Threshold Book Tour 2026" t-shirt |
10/27/26 |
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If MBTI, Big Five, or another mapping system provides an accurate somatic guide |
10/27/26 |
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pledge of allegiance author kicking himself for omitting "image of totality" |
10/27/26 |
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Ray Bradbury describing Fahrenheit 451 as "utopian parable" after seeing consuel |
10/27/26 |
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Kids at Consuela family Thanksgiving building fort out of his books |
10/27/26 |
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Alexandria librarian risking life to throw Consuela's book back into the fire |
10/27/26 |
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Meta fined $25B for spreading mis-, dis-, cis-, and piss-information |
10/27/26 |
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Concerned doctor referring to Benzo's fuckhole as the "Thrush Hold" |
10/27/26 |
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white knight banging on Chad’s door shrieking “are you individuating her in |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela's car sitting on copies of his book after his tires get repo'd |
10/27/26 |
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Wow, son. A book. You wrote this? |
10/27/26 |
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"Are we opposites? Because I have a cruci-fixation on you, haha" |
10/27/26 |
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Antiques appraiser examining Consuela's paperback through a jeweler's loupe |
10/27/26 |
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TMF and MND arrested for possession of peanut butter with intent |
10/27/26 |
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"How should I signal this is serious, not crankery? I know! An AI Ouroboros!" |
10/27/26 |
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Dixiecrat Senators reading Crucifixion of Opposites in anti-integration filibust |
10/27/26 |
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Founding Fathers adding fine print to 1st Amdt after u show them consuela's book |
10/27/26 |
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"Well, Hermes, maybe you can take the garbage across the threshold" |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela lugging massive, heavy mystery gift to office White Elephant exhange |
10/27/26 |
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don't run little free library consuela sees you |
10/27/26 |
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Saw XI: Jigsaw places Prots in 'crucifixion of opposites' trap for denying uncon |
10/27/26 |
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Boart almost dies and tonight boart is full of pure retarded shit |
10/27/26 |
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Lord Ganesh has 8 arms so he can sacrifice each for Israel |
10/27/26 |
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thinking about leaving my old threads anonymous to trick my haters into bumping |
10/27/26 |
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Herpres of the Trushhold |
10/27/26 |
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Neutral Moanism, starring C.G. Hung |
10/27/26 |
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Bond… Trans Bond |
10/27/26 |
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"My god! These black men are CRUCIFYING my OPPOSITES" |
10/27/26 |
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there’s a minor character in Harry Potter lore named “Abraxas Malfoy” |
10/27/26 |
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don't be fooled by the claims that're bold I'm still Hermes of the Threshold |
10/27/26 |
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im not unemployed mom im just dwelling in the threshold |
10/27/26 |
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Light, in the doorway, reading Karl Jung, in the doorway |
10/27/26 |
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To be clear Consuela is actually super smart and his book makes complete sense |
10/27/26 |
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Mrs. Tolkien mockingly asking why the eagles can't fly the dishes to the sink |
10/27/26 |
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Bane takes your parachute, hands you Consuela's book "They expect one of us in t |
10/27/26 |
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just chugged a Natural Light |
10/27/26 |
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14" hole drains entire lake in hours |
10/27/26 |
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I think I'm going to jack off |
10/27/26 |
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Bane voice: "Everyone is laughing at your midwit gibberish, Batman" |
10/27/26 |
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(((They))) made xo Mel cut the 'crucifixion of opposites' scene from Passion of |
10/27/26 |
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portrait of the autist as a jung substacker |
10/27/26 |
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Episode of Riverdale where Junghead talks about Archie-types |
10/27/26 |
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Bought a Prius for $1500. It has a melted front bumper from a fog light. |
10/27/26 |
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LP-side funds attorney listing "GP clawback (receiving)" on fetlife |
10/27/26 |
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Wow where's mpa when you need him |
10/27/26 |
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christ is a archetype of the SELF |
10/27/26 |
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the archetype of sex with your mom |
10/27/26 |
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i had sex with the archetype of disgusting male and post about my boobs online |
10/27/26 |
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is Jesus just the archetype of the beta male that cleans up used chicks baggage? |
10/27/26 |
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Is John Lennon the ultimate archetype of a yellow fever white dork? |
10/27/26 |
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women's genitals are the epitome and the archetype of chaos |
10/27/26 |
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The White Whale: the American archetype of malevolence |
10/27/26 |
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Zooey Deschanel typifies archetype of huge cunt feigning pleasant aloofness |
10/27/26 |
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This Estonian right-wing politician dude is an archetype of an xo poaster (pic) |
10/27/26 |
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Vance looks like the archetype of the alt-lite/rite tp |
10/27/26 |
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Here are my thoughts on the Jungian Archetype of Rape |
10/27/26 |
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"It's okay, sweetie. Maybe everyone is laughing *with* your midwit gibberish" |
10/27/26 |
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"That's not what a 'jung expert' is, spaceporn" |
10/27/26 |
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Episode of Hannibal where murderer is performing "crucifixion of opposites" |
10/27/26 |
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self published book not a waste of $ b/c conseula can always eat the glue |
10/27/26 |
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Magnum Pseudopus, Allegedly |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela perfectly embodies the Midwit Meme Concept |
10/27/26 |
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"Just use this" (ur anima underhand tossing the demiurge a copy of consuela book |
10/27/26 |
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Phone accidentally dialed Consuela's book's ISBN; suicide counselor is talking t |
10/27/26 |
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What is even the point of Consuela's writing? |
10/27/26 |
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Greenberg Traurig co-managing partners in Italy literally Mario and Luigi |
10/27/26 |
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Clippy helpfully reminding Conseula that crucifixion has an x in it |
10/27/26 |
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recommended subreddit: /r/Limerence |
10/27/26 |
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Paging u/cowgod180 |
10/27/26 |
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ISBN clerk pocketing registration fee and just giving Consuela 13 random numbers |
10/27/26 |
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your hs gf on all fours, looking back at you: “individuate this, daddy” |
10/27/26 |
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Tape Consuela's book to your hands for "Edward Hermes Hands" Halloween costume |
10/27/26 |
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Self-publishing GC asking LexisNexis Protégé about mandatory reporter laws |
10/27/26 |
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STICKY: erectile dysfunction megathread |
10/27/26 |
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Mummified Prose Artifact |
10/27/26 |
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and i said what about crucifixion of opposites and she said I think I |
10/27/26 |
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Midwit Psychobabble Archive |
10/27/26 |
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the masonic influence on jung is undertheorized IMO |
10/27/26 |
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Midwittisms Preserved Archaeologically |
10/27/26 |
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Bone Jungs & Charlatanry |
10/27/26 |
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Ever hang out with ur junior high buddies in a tree fort and crucify opposites |
10/27/26 |
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Warning scanning for interface. Interface identified. Marker engaged. Red Loop e |
10/27/26 |
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Mediocre Palimpsest, Autopublished |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela can you livestream your Research Process |
10/27/26 |
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Misanthrope Pens Appendix |
10/27/26 |
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Madman's Parchment Abomination |
10/27/26 |
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Malcontent Posits Anthology |
10/27/26 |
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I used to like the cyberpunk aesthetic when I was younger but now I hate it |
10/27/26 |
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Being open with chicks on dating apps that I only want a "practice girl" |
10/27/26 |
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Masturbatory "Publishing" Attempt |
10/27/26 |
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"it's not gay if you're the topposite" |
10/27/26 |
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Guys in my high school crucified opposites all the time, it was nbd |
10/27/26 |
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I need your arms around me I need to feel your touch |
10/27/26 |
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Hermes Hermes Hermes, can't you see, sometimes your words just crucify me |
10/27/26 |
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The Manuscript Purchase Agreement |
10/27/26 |
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Mysterious Paperback Appears |
10/27/26 |
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Metaphysical Psychosis, (Available in) Paperback! |
10/27/26 |
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asking hinge girl to do "horizontal opposite crucifixion" |
10/27/26 |
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hermes hermes hermes hermes i'm begging of you please don't take my man |
10/27/26 |
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Paula Abdul, MC Skat Kat performing "Crucifixion of Opposites Attract" |
10/27/26 |
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Self-publishing company employee at company Halloween party dressed as "Hermes o |
10/27/26 |
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Maniac's Pseudopsychological Anthology |
10/27/26 |
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'No! They expect one of us to purchase a copy, brother" |
10/27/26 |
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FBI agents drawing straws for who has to read through Crucifixion of Opposites |
10/27/26 |
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Amanda Seyfried is a subjective 9 for me at her prime |
10/27/26 |
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Twice she Hermes her Threshold |
10/27/26 |
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Disaster: Everyone is mocking your midwit gibberish! |
10/27/26 |
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"a philosophy is performed" (askav holmes) |
10/27/26 |
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Sticky: Books self-published under cringe pseudonyms being rolled out |
10/27/26 |
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HAHAURFUCKED NEW ACCOUNT BACK IN ACTION TO DUNK ON FOOLS IN 2026!!!! |
10/27/26 |
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oh no he gets mocked on xo go go consuela (yeahhhh) |
10/27/26 |
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'Sup Drake? I heard you like 'em Jung. |
10/27/26 |
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That's great Shmuel, now how 'bout u cross the threshold of ur bedroom to get a |
10/27/26 |
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LOL @ Xo coming back online and within 24hrs it's back to mocking Consuela |
10/27/26 |
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HUNG KNESSET |
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