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				|  |  | retard tell: buying an Audi | 10/31/25 | (32) | 
		
			
				|  |  | OYT are you “into” Halloween | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Sir, on your cover letter, u just wrote 'fuck libs' 500 times." | 10/31/25 | (59) | 
		
			
				|  |  | just give mpm to cowgod this year and end this circus | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Why has MTG gone off the reservation? | 10/31/25 | (28) | 
		
			
				|  |  | what's benzo going to do when he doesnt get his foodstamps tomorrow? | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mystery Meat is Moist- Hit me Up to Party (Paralegal Muhammad group chat) | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad drop an envelope at the VA Bar Character & Fitness committee | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Pretty sure the guy I met on Grindr is homeless | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | FBI foils Halloween terror plot out of Dearborn, Michigan. hmm. | 10/31/25 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Charlie Kirk’s partner, Erik “Erika” Kirk has a big meaty cock | 10/31/25 | (17) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "...and he really wasn't into anal" Erika Kirk casually mentions at the tiki bar | 10/31/25 | (35) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lol, Stephen Miller's hotwife has a meltdown on live TV (link) | 10/31/25 | (50) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I've become almost completely disconnected from pop culture | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Dunno what they did to piss off MTG but shes abt 5 mins from switching parties | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | These limited edition Charlie Gold Coins keep the dream alive (Erika Kirk) | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Congress Passes $138m Bill creating the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Holocaust Museum" | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Wow, I love your Depressive Balding Lawyer costume!" "My what?" | 10/31/25 | (30) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Josh Hammer: I want to see Tucker Carlson "neutralized" | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and toad observe the squanching without interfering | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Male redditor has an epiphany | 10/31/25 | (23) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ITT an “artistic” pic from my last Tokyo trip (RSF) | 10/31/25 | (64) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SP here. I routinely fistbump w Christ. He likes my sense of humor, I like how h | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JCM in her "sexy trash can" costume for Halloween | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Those of you who are upset I speak the truth are those who are hell bound | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | bottle blonde women with massive, fleshy pumpkin heads | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JD and Erika are already fucking, right? | 10/31/25 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Who is the least-ambitious poaster: RSF or Benzo? | 10/31/25 | (53) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SP here. I pass judgment on all the trash on this board. Hth. | 10/31/25 | (28) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Playroom hotdog, bar spaghetti…what’s next? | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Holy shit Taylor Swift has her own magazine "Taylor" about Taylor Swift | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Wife Is People Mgr @ F500. Her Division Fired 1.5% & Her Staff Are Freaking Out | 10/31/25 | (48) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Hey just to make you crackheads madder, I turned that haunted house case into $$ | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Andrew Brought 40 Hookers Into His Thai Hotel Room In 4 Days #TT | 10/31/25 | (37) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Imagine how u would feel if SP were a better human being than you | 10/31/25 | (34) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Karma Sushi reviews by paralegals are still coming into Yelp | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Wtf does nyuug think "gerrymandering" means | 10/31/25 | (49) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Toxic positivity in the Animal Crossing fandom | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cosmo shrew dates newly single MAGA retard named "Jared", writes longread | 10/31/25 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Odds Erika has banged since Charlie died? | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Should JD trade Usha for Erika Kirk? | 10/31/25 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | The Benzo decision is up on Pacer. He gets awarded $143,292. NOT FLAME 🔥 | 10/31/25 | (26) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Half of Redditor's purchasing power vanishing after Thanos SNAPs benefits | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "United by grief," Erika Kirk and Hunter Biden seen canoodling at LA hot spot | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | any other proles turning wrench all weekend? | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad invite in Mormon missionaries and feed them hash cookies | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad store some papers in Joe Biden's garage | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Penn State's Ed School gets hacked, sends funny email | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad strap a bomb to their chest & walk into police station | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | rate our new Xo hedge fund | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad reusing the same 3 Office Space jokes on Imgur | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | many people in Oklahoma, Texas, California drinking toxic oil well water | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | charlie sheen clarifies bros helping bros is straight af | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | music and movie industry are completely dead. haven't consumed any of it | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and toad laying spike strips as buses filled with inner-city poors approach | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Black guy shoplifts, evades security at Spirit Halloween (vid) | 10/31/25 | (12) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Trump peddling US beans is 180 shit. Hegseth & DJT telling generals they're fat | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Please Mr. Xi, will you buy my beans? | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ITT an “autistic” pic from my last Tokyo trip (DBG) | 10/31/25 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Steam "sales" are worse than prime Jos A. Bank. | 10/31/25 | (51) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If you don't know who the nigger is in the room, look in the mirror | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I'm a simple man. I see a doggo, I updoot. | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad dumping bags of fentanyl dust into building HVAC | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | you can tell whether a kid will never be a chad by age 2 or 3 | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Vogue: More Women Prefer Their Man to be Uncircumcised, Study Finds | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Canada's top general weeps while apologizing for systemic racism | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | why do so many lawyers work well into their 70s? it's not for money. | 10/31/25 | (52) | 
		
			
				|  |  | STRAW POLL: Is NYUUG a "a gangnam baller with top 10% SMV"? | 10/31/25 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Evan39, would you recommend straight guys try sucking cock at least once? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Spaceporn celebrates 5th year as "Mayor" of Comet Ping Pong on Foursquare | 10/31/25 | (34) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad go to Comet Ping Pong at 11 PM | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | “Las Vegas” is the stupidest concept. Good riddance to this mistake. | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | REMINDER: simply stating facts is *NOT* antisemitic | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Comet ping pong manager to Benzo "we're just a pizza place sir" | 10/31/25 | (17) | 
		
			
				|  |  | family in shock as digital forensics team discover 18,000 "I'm gay" messages | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show his cock" | 10/31/25 | (147) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate EPAH's Neil Diamond cover, "Boy, You'll Be A Woman Soon" | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Nothing Ever Happens | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | It's really sad that Jewish interests control both political parties, moreso GOP | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | DOGE have built a SNAP app showing all product purchases in real time | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Why did Spaceporn take his son to a pizza place linked to pedos | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | feels like society today = inflation, depression, Greater Israel, mass fraud | 10/31/25 | (18) | 
		
			
				|  |  | How fucked are white collar workers due to AI? | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | DBG putting out empty bowl + sign saying "please take ONE only!" | 10/31/25 | (43) | 
		
			
				|  |  | So the Epstein accuser gets into a "car crash" doesn't die | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | U of Houston football team swaps coolers of Gatorade for Viet pussy juice | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Any of you bozos try the Ray Peat diet? Thoughts? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate this video of doobs dancing in his Halloween costume | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Anyone's wife dressing up as Wonder Woman? | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Do owls actually exist? Never seen or heard one | 10/31/25 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SP trying on his Gary Glitter Halloween costume | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | DESCRIBE the last time you titty fucked a woman | 10/31/25 | (20) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JRPGs by Clique | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "trans pioneers such as Ed Gein" | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ur 7yo daughter going as a slutty nurse to elementary school for halloween | 10/31/25 | (12) | 
		
			
				|  |  | HALLOWEEN-IFY YOUR MONIKERS ITT | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | your wife struggling to get into 2016 handmaid costume | 10/31/25 | (61) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer* | 10/31/25 | (171) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Was it worth it? Fuck yes it was." -- Andrew | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | World Cup tickets update #4: website does not work | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | “Poor people deserve treats too!!” is the lib talking point du jour | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Do chameleons actually exist? Never seen or heard one | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "it's a type of 'eye slop', to go with the mouth slop" | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Reminder: Trump put that Halloween candy on that kid’s head | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "yea I saw him. he was ass spittin' real good, real forceful" | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Being diapered feels real good | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "in the river Ganges, God damns my name." - TT | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lawyers per capita by Country - lmao, okay you guys may have a point | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | New Greek PM floats leaving NATO to ally w/ Russia and take Constantinople back | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | youtube giving me fogo de chao ads now | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Have made $186.47 in class action settlements this year | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If 2001: A Space Odyssey were released today it would be 2058: A Space Odyssey | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Trump -6 RCP aggregate cons is this a “good” thing? | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Headed to XO Ohio for game v pedos (RSF) | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | wow they gave the rombot some real good reagan-style wrinkles | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate JD Vance's Halloween Costume | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lots of poasters from Herndon, VA, is it a nice quant town? | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate these SNAP restaurant ads that black people are falling for | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I’m sorry fuck your “hacks.” If I go to Fogo I’m getting the fucking sal | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Which posters would be inducted into the XO Hall of Fame? | 10/31/25 | (23) | 
		
			
				|  |  | geno? DEAD. bom? DEAD. fizzkidd? DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Sued a large apartment complex for a buddy and they tried to fuck him again | 10/31/25 | (75) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If Year One were released today it would be called Year Seventeen | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | this opinion shouldn't be controversial: Katie Miller is ugly | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Boo! Haha are you "ghosting" me lol Happy Halloween! Any plans? | 10/31/25 | (23) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Ilhan Omar: The images of RSF are horrific | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If Blade Runner 2049 were released today it would be Blade Runner 2057 | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Holy shit Prince Andrew | 10/31/25 | (50) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Remember when XO was obsessed with “Jollibee” for a year? | 10/31/25 | (16) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I wanna be an owner of a semi-fine dining restaurant whos rude to his customers | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | The Price of Wholeness: Owen Benjamin and the Principle of Sacrifice | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cannibal Holocaust theme blares as New York descends into socialism | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | MPA have you seen Good Boy? | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Fucker throws rock at a Salt Lake cop, who promptly does the right thing. | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mr. Jinx is the only reason I get up in the morning. And by “up” I mean spre | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | (((they))) are forming a militia? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | T14 Student Making Millions Through Porn. You? Post. | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Tucker Carlson & Nick Fuentes parody | 10/31/25 | (8) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Ohtani is gonna cost the Dodgers the World Series | 10/31/25 | (41) | 
		
			
				|  |  | My daughter is the only reason I get up in the morning. | 10/31/25 | (89) | 
		
			
				|  |  | You're old. Trump would no longer bang his daughter | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Dolphins stick their dicks everywhere. Like Turdskins. | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Every square inch of India is covered in a thin layer of poo | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | (((Persian))) chick in charge of US Mideast policy is an "Iran Hawk" | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | KILL ALL LAWYERS ATTORNEY GENOCIDE NOW | 10/31/25 | (24) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Judge is wearing a straitjacket for Halloween & giving insane orders right now | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Biz Idea: Brief Kings - fantasy and futures betting market for litigators | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Hilarious how you can go to public places and smell literal vagina odor | 10/31/25 | (18) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Man: Makes hilarious thread.Woman: takes questions about herself | 10/31/25 | (168) | 
		
			
				|  |  | To: herm From: herm Subject: herm Body: none | 10/31/25 | (92) |