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SPjr in a turkey costume getting stuffed with an acorn |
11/27/25 |
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shitlaw boss: "bonuses!!!!" *hands out butterball turkeys* |
11/27/25 |
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my black wife washed our Thanksgiving turkey with Dawn dish soap (chilmata) |
11/27/25 |
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Erika Kirk checking on the sweet potatoes before carving up the turkey |
11/27/25 |
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what’s the faggiest movie you’ll admit to liking? |
11/27/25 |
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Subject: Urgent staffing needed for Project Turkey |
11/27/25 |
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Anyone getting their “Turkey” stuffed at Steamworks today? |
11/27/25 |
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deep frying 3 turkeys this thanksgiving: 1 for family, 2 for me (disco fries) |
11/27/25 |
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The one WEIRD trick to deep-frying a turkey FIREFIGHTERS don't want you to know |
11/27/25 |
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"I am here for the turkey party," said the depressed Algonquian chief |
11/27/25 |
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Patel Under Scrutiny for Use of SWAT Teams to Protect His Girlfriend (NYT) |
11/27/25 |
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Happy Turkey Thursday friends! 🦃 |
11/27/25 |
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Spaceporn put SP Jr on the turkey platter & covered him in gravy |
11/27/25 |
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"How am I supposed to put both turkey legs in there?" (beady eyes narrow) |
11/27/25 |
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Mods took down my threads exposing Jack Posobiec |
11/27/25 |
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*nude peterman running across Lubbock Flying J lot, giant turkey leg in his ass* |
11/27/25 |
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Epstein asked Tom Barrack, now US ambassador to Turkey, in 2016 to ‘send photo |
11/27/25 |
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hot pantsless guys running around your house |
11/27/25 |
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"Turkey is moist today...hit me up" texts Peterman to 55 saved contacts |
11/27/25 |
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let me just say this |
11/27/25 |
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Prole Goyim: Frozen Turkey | Canned Cranberries | Boxed Stuffing |
11/27/25 |
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WH turkeys bought $1B in Trump crypto before pardon |
11/27/25 |
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CIA confirms the shooter was theirs |
11/27/25 |
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***THANKSGIVING EVE ZOZO THREAD*** |
11/27/25 |
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Prime Minister Clement Attlee finally dead at the age of 112 |
11/27/25 |
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Becky & Stacy giggling about your all american rejects lyrics AIM away msg |
11/27/25 |
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eight baby boomer presidents |
11/27/25 |
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I think vocotype is a thing |
11/27/25 |
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Smoking a turkey |
11/27/25 |
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Protip Birdshits: the time to be Birdshit Nationalist was 1990's not now |
11/27/25 |
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ICE detains Karoline Leavitt's nephew's Mom (link) |
11/27/25 |
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Gemini 3 destroyed all other LLMs |
11/27/25 |
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Ace Frehley - The Acorn is Spinning |
11/27/25 |
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Watched "Picnic at Hanging Rock". Good, but no nudity. |
11/27/25 |
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Bands with chick bassists |
11/27/25 |
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cannibal "white" people |
11/27/25 |
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Tucker: "Faggot, faggot, faggot!" (video) |
11/27/25 |
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Taking Qs on Whokebe |
11/27/25 |
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We'll see what its intentions are if it releases its probes mid december ;) |
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UN confirms planetary defenses will target interstellar object 3I/ATLAS as shock |
11/27/25 |
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“TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT BRIEFS!” (Mainlining/Evan39/Bboom) |
11/27/25 |
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Mainlining and Bboom $peaKKK Maoist $tandard Englis卐 |
11/27/25 |
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ur a moron if ur not subscribed to Claude Max 5x/20x hth |
11/27/25 |
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most prestigious AI "subscription?" |
11/27/25 |
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Donald Trump converted to Judaism in 2017. |
11/27/25 |
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Just worked 12 hours straight after letting my staff go at noon |
11/27/25 |
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Scary times… |
11/27/25 |
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You too will come to learn fear as I have |
11/27/25 |
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Just wow! Accept Jesus :) |
11/27/25 |
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Is this "Pluribus" show absolute trash? |
11/27/25 |
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Furk my Asshole Cock, benchod |
11/27/25 |
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be mindful of the clock |
11/27/25 |
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Only 25.6% of the under-18 population of Texas is White |
11/27/25 |
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Xo is basically a cyber torah |
11/27/25 |
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Nick is attacking MTG big time |
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I'm a bit of a cyberpunk myself, heh. Yeah I say whatever I want on there |
11/27/25 |
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TIL: "Tommy" is a Slur in India meaning "DOG" |
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TRUMP put the GOLD FRINGE on the American flag. Martial law = your guilty until |
11/27/25 |
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'Squares' by the Beta Band plays as Tucker is mauled by demons in bed w/ dogs |
11/27/25 |
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what's the safest place to live on earth |
11/27/25 |
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Rate Emilio tp on a scale of 10 to 12; 1 being the lowest, 10 the highest |
11/27/25 |
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how do we fix American "women"? |
11/27/25 |
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Friend's cat was abused by visitor, now hiding all day not eating |
11/27/25 |
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we should probably deport all spics and muslims right? |
11/27/25 |
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A lot of 80's/90's cyberpunk media seems quaint in retrospect |
11/27/25 |
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Observations on cyber cafes from the 1990s |
11/27/25 |
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thought pnp stands for pumpkin pie |
11/27/25 |
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it's 180 how we're literally living in a cyberpunk novel now |
11/27/25 |
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"the computer aspect of cyber" |
11/27/25 |
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*puts on oculus rift headset* *falls asleep with cyberwindows open* |
11/27/25 |
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What is the best Cyberpunk derivative genre? |
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saaashhhwhaaat (sega voice) |
11/27/25 |
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sega voice: "Blown-out" |
11/27/25 |
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Depressed lawyer in my mid 30s. Too late to become a cyberpunk hacker? |
11/27/25 |
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doctor next to you scribbling down notes: "You said you force-fed her dick?" "ye |
11/27/25 |
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RSF spent today on Reddit sperging out about NYC fine dining and airplane food |
11/27/25 |
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Why does Gunner post here if he can’t take the ribbing? |
11/27/25 |
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(surrounded by multicolored hazy aura) |
11/27/25 |
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Wouldn’t say no to a Sarah McLachlan mommy gf circa City of Angels |
11/27/25 |
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EPAH - Shutterfly is engaging in Wire Fraud (RICO) |
11/27/25 |
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Hey dumbfuck antisemites, more people died in Sudan last week than 3 yrs of Gaza |
11/27/25 |
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No load refused at epah's house today! |
11/27/25 |
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W imitating Yeb's debate performance at Bush family tgiving dinner |
11/27/25 |
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11/17/2025 XO Grok Imagine Working Group: important updates on slut vids |
11/27/25 |
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Singapore Cop Muhammad Shafirul Danish Bin Muhammad Shaffie asks for BJ |
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Vivek Vance eating red lentils with his hands before the turkey is served |
11/27/25 |
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Charles just noticed what NSAM was saying in August 2021 |
11/27/25 |
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RSF, will you be bringing the wife and kids to Thanksgiving this year |
11/27/25 |
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If Jesus was a boy from Bethlehem today the Christians would kill him |
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Sp here. I routinely fistfuck my fake “son.” He likes my acorn dick in his r |
11/27/25 |
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How do these randomass posters like “Ricky” become popular on xo? |
11/27/25 |
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SP here. I pass judgment on all the trash on this board. Hth. |
11/27/25 |
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SP here. I routinely fistbump w Christ. He likes my sense of humor, I like how h |
11/27/25 |
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Generations ranked by IQ: Silent > Millennials > Boomers > Zoomers > Gen X |
11/27/25 |
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luis you cop that sick crim defense ponytail yet? |
11/27/25 |
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Why did Walt kill Lydia? |
11/27/25 |
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Tommy Turdskin: thoughts on this Indian basketball star? (video) |
11/27/25 |
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Buttcheeks why don’t you wear your big floppy shoes and red nose all the time, |
11/27/25 |
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SP here: It’s 180 being a partner in a PI law firm |
11/27/25 |
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Daily Bible reading |
11/27/25 |
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“I couldn’t find Hitler’s dick by the grace of god.” |
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Skyfall: why did Silva build that cybercrime empire? |
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New study shows adoptive fathers 87% more likely to rape |
11/27/25 |
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Sp stuffing spjr’s ricehoal with putrefied shark meat |
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone) |
11/26/25 |
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Deleted sequence from Karate Kid where the rival dojo gang-raped Daniel: |
11/26/25 |
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We'll have two burgers. Smashed. Burgersauce on the side. |
11/26/25 |
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SP giving NSAM 5 mins alone in the playroom with SPjr |
11/26/25 |
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how did Scrooge McDuck get rich? |
11/26/25 |
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Is burger sauce kosher? |
11/26/25 |
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Cyberpunk story about a minority group that reproduces exclusively via discord |
11/26/25 |
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Battletoads is on Switch 1 now. doodikoff you have to beat it or you're a pussy |
11/26/25 |
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sull56ivan2010's podcast is still going |
11/26/25 |
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I saw slender man tonight |
11/26/25 |
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Former POTUS of the Aryan Brotherhood was named Silverstein |
11/26/25 |
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Smoking a diaper |
11/26/25 |
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Sarah McLachlan playing as asian law student dissolves in milk |
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What's This Smashed Burger Trend? |
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Charles XII s best friend Jack Posobiec wanted the killer her REAL BAD |
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Cyburgersaucepace |
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Is shrew gf canonically Jewish? |
11/26/25 |
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'thee you on a bark night' (lab friend going as grimes for howloween) |
11/26/25 |
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Grimes lisping to U: "Thee you on a diapered nite" |
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Thee you on a diapered nite. |
11/26/25 |
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"one sec babe, just talking to my buddies on the cyber." |
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not a creature was stirring, except the bro clique |
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Roommate flossing his soft tooth. Sounds like he's stirring mac and cheese |
11/26/25 |
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bourdain stirs baby parts "oh yeah u don't get this texture in the 1st trimester |
11/26/25 |
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really wish we were living in a william gibson cyberpunk future |
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Wow so much custom advertisement on netflix stranger things tonight |
11/26/25 |
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ZoZo feels older then 21 years but also doesn't feel like a 90s Web 1.0 odd |
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Vance fucking suuuuuuuuuucckkks |
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why did NSAM get a visa to the USA? |
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Im not a perfect pigeoooooon |
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Dreamcast feels older then 18 years but also doesn't feel like a 90s console odd |
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Why did Rahmanullah Lakanwal get ASULYM from Trump? |
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The Eschatological Meaning of the Dreamcast |
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Dupa what’s the best stiletto knife under $500 rn |
11/26/25 |
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Will Trump actually put 500 more NG on the streets in DC or will he TACO? |
11/26/25 |
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biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11am on thanksgiving |
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SneakersSO tp is cowgod's best work imo |
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NYT is now a games platform with vestigial newspaper attached |
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ponytailed secondary character in 80s movie: 'Japan is going to *buy* America!' |
11/26/25 |
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Do the math he was 15 years-old in 2011 |
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The killer's ideology was formed before you heard Trayvon's name and he's 29 |
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Our mission in Afghanistan was to protect this asshole not flame |
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Vance is super cringe right now jfc |
11/26/25 |
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i really hate where i live, america sucks |
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4 hours into thanksgiving, family has already lost the car |
11/26/25 |
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Nice to see all the old poasters back for Christmas and new year's |
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