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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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tsinah, what would u say is the easiest thing to top a fried chicken cutlet with |
05/24/25 |
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I’m going to jail |
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How much of a dick move is it to rent a scissor lift for 4th of July? (TSINAH) |
05/24/25 |
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Savannah Bananas to replace Colorado Rockies for August series v Dbacks |
05/24/25 |
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BYU QB sued by woman who says he raped her. Guess religion |
05/24/25 |
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Luis, what does cancer shit look like? |
05/24/25 |
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TSINAH's credit card statements - let's bash this TTT |
05/24/25 |
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Dreamed last night that RSF open hand slapped me on the Rue General Allard |
05/24/25 |
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New AI lets you fuck Eva Braun while Hitler watches - link |
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12 goldens retriever joyfully sleighing circa Aslan’s Eternal Disneyland tp |
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Marv Albert says he wants to chew on a prostitute's armpits one last time |
05/24/25 |
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Lmao another bridesmaid speech about height last night HO LEE FUCK |
05/24/25 |
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I bake better sourdough than you & there's nothing you can do about it (TSINAH) |
05/24/25 |
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https://youtu.be/ie0yQVlOp9s |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp π |
05/24/25 |
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TT doing his solo work in a cafe in disneyland's tomorrowland |
05/24/25 |
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Trump: I will tariff Apple 25% for manufacturing in India |
05/24/25 |
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My life peaked discussing Tomorrowland with NeumannMorgenste tp circa 2015 |
05/24/25 |
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Katherine McNamara circa 2015 |
05/24/25 |
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The Russian Robert McNamara |
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NieR:Automata spinoff - cuttingtable & android retriever rediscover Christendom: |
05/24/25 |
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Fremont, CA has insane number of gorgeous GAPs (Gujarati American Princesses) |
05/24/25 |
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Rachmiel had a 180 run between 2004-2035 |
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Every week Ukraine claims Russia launched a "record number of drones" |
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Giada de Laurentiis has a ruinous phenotype, by which I mean ruinous to my |
05/24/25 |
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In theory, couldnt you do AUTOADMIT for just 10 years and retire? |
05/24/25 |
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Kamala-Tulsi unity ticket announced (Gorgeous WoC Alliance) π¦ |
05/24/25 |
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XO is very culturally enriching: never heard of mango lassi before here |
05/24/25 |
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[pauses in the huddle] Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. |
05/24/25 |
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Garfield where he poaches rare koi from Japanese presidential palace (link) |
05/24/25 |
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Life imitates XO: Griffey Sr & Jr listed as “Kens Griffey” HoF duo (link) |
05/24/25 |
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Saw a Persian Paul Walker + retriever duo earlier walking in Los Feliz |
05/24/25 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
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Most elite US fighting force? Seals? |
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Gorgeous Reepicheep, gorgeous Redwall, gorgeous Return of the King ----{,_,"> |
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Pretty Hispanic women with Hello Kitty car decals, tp π |
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Reepicheep Did Nothing Wrong and I’m tired of pretending otherwise |
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CSLG hired kenny but wouldn't hire TSINAH lol |
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Using this online safe space to say: Zoe Saldana Did Nothing Wrong |
05/24/25 |
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Zoe Saldana + sisters drunkenly post pro-Trump vid, quickly delete (link) |
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Autoadmit is the most diverse Asian community on earth - West, South, East |
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How much of a lift should I put on my Truck? (TSINAH) |
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Dogs that resemble Ewoks are 180 |
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Art hoe gf: only wears Brandy Melville, loves to quote Herman Melville |
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I genuinely have no clue whose MPM personas are legit vs. performance art |
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I can't imagine XO without the Gujarati Victoria Justice |
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RSF is 45 fat divorced and has zero accomplishments in life? |
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Sir Rachmiel announces construction of “virtual round table of scholarship” |
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Johnny Utah, Esq. of Transpacific Surfing Law’s tiny Malibu office (link) |
05/24/25 |
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Which zozo poasters are AI? |
05/24/25 |
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Al Pacino circa S1m0ne tp |
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Waiting for glamorous Bollywood version of Autoadmit’s rise to prominence |
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How to find enlightenment as a Ricky alt? |
05/24/25 |
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The Art of Racing in the Rain (vs. the XO server’s Majora’s Mask Countdown) |
05/24/25 |
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Rachmiel is the main protag of this Star Trek holodeck |
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Can’t wait to post in my forties π₯³ |
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RESOLVED: nothing in this world more gaiety-promoting than ZoZo.com |
05/24/25 |
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Fatal zozo flaw: can't search by emoji π€ |
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Forbes article on ZoZo’s remarkable recovery |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening π³πΆ |
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cuttingtable tp is Olivia Rodrigo’s lifelong unrequited crush (herπΆtold me) |
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Allπ¨poastsπ¨areπ¨performa nceπ¨artπ¨ |
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Black πΎ Labradors πΆ Matter! πͺ½ |
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Russia has fired close to a thousand missiles and drones into Ukraine today |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
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Israeli air strike kills 9 out of 10 children of Gaza doctor |
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Seeing Catalina Island on a clear day in Altadena circa 1992… π
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I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” π¦π¦π¦ |
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To the Mouse blasting "Kyrie Eleison" in Redwall Abbey, please: |
05/24/25 |
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The Jameela Jamil of Jurisprudence is my subjective 10/10 (link) |
05/24/25 |
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Nicotine always makes me nauseous |
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M. Night Shyamalan: living the dream on every level (gorgeous wife, movies) |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
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fentanyl only kills society's unproductive |
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Refilled my hummingbird feeders today and these little birds are going nuts |
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πΆ Friday I’m in Love (with each and every insightful man online) πΊ |
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luis gives me andy garcia vibes, while we’re on the subject |
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OnlyFans Annie K. Shares Update From Hospital After Sex w 583 Men in 6hrs (link) |
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New Claude model allows novices to build bioweapons |
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“wholesome, whimsical wanderings of the mind <3” - lex, poet beyond time β |
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Is Elton John's "I Want Love" about being a powerbottom |
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Elton John's I Want Love music video, but it's Robert Downey Jr, Mousemo, and me |
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will greta thunberg do anal? |
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Local pizza place “The Cuttingtable,” leafy 90s suburbia, Perry Como π |
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YouTube video about how nerds and Jews ruined sports with "analytics" (link) |
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cucumbers tp, trapped in transfinite sims, recalls the Aleph Key: "good morning" |
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Golden retriever dressed like Don Johnson with a golden briefcase full of tennis |
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Good friend from college died of rabies (not flame) |
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Quitting my pickle factory job to go to law school |
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I fucking love mortadella |
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Make $250k just lost half my income wife wants to leave me |
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Trump: The two Israeli embassy shooting deaths were "as bad as 9/11" |
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Man U calls terror attack “something tragic that happened” (link) |
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MR.T pitying fools in HELL |
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mid 40's, balding, no limits, bottom only (MASE) |
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I'M HORNY PLAY WITH MY SLOTS |
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The US Army recruited this guy off Youtube and made him an elite special operato |
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"Forgive them Lord, for they do not know what they do" "Uh, he's making pickles" |
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A Midsummer Night's Poast |
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Kim Kardashian Shocked India Wasn't Like The Disney Movie “Aladdin” |
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Foxwoods tp |
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Poasting volume has been a little low lately? |
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Which country would you im.igrate if you could work abroad?? |
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Got physically beat up in a one on one by my ex wife’s father |
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Pickling poaster tp |
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do BIGLAW partners hate it? do they just do it for the $$$ or do some like it? |
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Endure sexless marriage or divorce? |
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Like ancient artifacts washed over by sand, some monikers remain unclaimed |
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Whok looking at 13 inch cock: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing." |
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Innoculate the Innocuous |
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Just got the call--my film curation sinecure is secured |
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Nothing like fingering a hot guy |
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clarks tp is a pretty good poaster lmao |
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Leaving tonight for Soo MFCR SUMMER 2025 (RSF) |
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McDonald’s to close down all CosMc’s |
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"hey look a tranny playing softball!" *robs indigent supporters blind* (trump) |
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I crave the seed of man |
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How much do biglaw service partners in specialist groups make |
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Hey cons, there's no law that requires the President to sign a fucking thing |
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cowshit what’s the latest update on the State of Gaming |
05/24/25 |
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Recently addicted to spicy ass pickles |
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Raymond finally talks to a woman... |
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Just side-hugged my son’s esthetician and now I want to kill myself |
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trucker selecting 'no tip' on peterman's cracked samsung tablet |
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Dr Oz wants more Engineers |
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Just met a black dude who is raising a white man’s kid |
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Big Rig's keep on turnin' Proud Petey keep on slurpin' |
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Peterman apartment tour |
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Doobs and Peterman invisible but for the sudden blaze of eye-shine |
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Been playing golf at sunrise this past week, can play nine holes and home by 7a. |
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Trilateral Cum Mission (conspiracy theory porno) |
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Tim Walz is spaceporn, right? |
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Just realized bbbooooooom is MIA |
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OKC - IND will set a ratings record |
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Underrated lifehack: Calling people you don't know "bubba" |
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Going to play Wolfenstein: New Colossus for at least 1 hour in honor of nyuug |
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Anyone ever do a mini-ITX PC before? |
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10 wild examples of AI videos created by Google Veo (thread) |
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Poasters with multiple 180 poasts in one thread that vanished shortly after |
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tfw u click "by you" & ur post from 9 years ago has been blank bumped tp |
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i want to die slowly, suffocated to death til i'm dead by tulsi's thick thighs |
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"How can I be patient zero twice? The math doesn't work out" (Peterman) |
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Jay Dyer is half the man MiG wishes he was |
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"The Brutalist" -- someone explain the Intermission thing |
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The Irishman cries out in hunger as he eats your potato |
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been living every day for the past 20 years like that smack my bitch up video |
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only the best of feelings should exist here. this is our place |
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What if society was 95% female and 5% male |
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