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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Ukrainian dog howls for his lost owner - video |
09/03/25 |
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Woman gets 34% more Tinder matches after digitally enhancing tits from A to DD |
09/03/25 |
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P365 9mm with Auto Compressor on Slide POTUS CCW? |
09/03/25 |
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Gazans Recorded Staging Girl In Front Of Fake Explosion (VID) |
09/03/25 |
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Mayans used cocoa beans as currency but had no sugar |
09/03/25 |
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Modi is a complete slimeball, turning his back on years of US support |
09/03/25 |
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Discuss QQQi vs STRC tax strategy |
09/03/25 |
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Do Italians know Mexico invented the tomato? |
09/03/25 |
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Wife signed up our middle son for classes and now they tell her we can’t cance |
09/03/25 |
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U.S. Job Market COMPLETELY FUCKED |
09/03/25 |
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Republicans to enact new Senate rules on nominations - link |
09/03/25 |
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Xi "BOM" Jinping: Xi: “Now at 70 you’re still a child." |
09/03/25 |
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MFH Luxe Members Only Grocery Store w $36K Initiation Fee Opens (Link) |
09/03/25 |
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Ricky coming after consuela since consuela called out Israel’s ethnic cleansin |
09/03/25 |
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Israel: holy shit, we missed a school - video |
09/03/25 |
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🚨🚨🚨Opening arguments in Donna Adelson/shortporch murder trial today🚨 |
09/03/25 |
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lol remember “Al Gore”? |
09/03/25 |
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wtf, did boner police get grounded for a full month? The new school year started |
09/03/25 |
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The Communist Party of China is the CLOSET thing to Perfection in Modern Era |
09/03/25 |
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Discuss this Wage Differential. Important |
09/03/25 |
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UML ASIAN active shooter |
09/03/25 |
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Alien GF "facehugging" you with her snatch |
09/03/25 |
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Can't believe no one has come up with something better than Captcha bullshit |
09/03/25 |
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NFL's new ad campaign to groom new generation of fans (link) |
09/03/25 |
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Economist: Africans with AI will take office jobs from India and Philippines |
09/03/25 |
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so Palestinians are manufacturing and faking all these bombs & deaths? |
09/03/25 |
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Gin GF eagerly discussing Michael Chabon |
09/03/25 |
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Nobody escapes this state without total Ruination attached |
09/03/25 |
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Rawlsian bridal veil of ignorance |
09/03/25 |
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Jews carrying around dead civilians in excavators (pic) |
09/03/25 |
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It's kind of weird how we all stop the forcememe at once |
09/03/25 |
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Cliff jump part 3 (epah) |
09/03/25 |
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Philosopher invoking rawlsian veil to explain why you must date fat chicks |
09/03/25 |
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“No, no,” spaceporn assured the waiter, he WILL finish that playroom hotdog |
09/03/25 |
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Laphroaig GF refuses to trim her bush |
09/03/25 |
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Don Jr. constantly doing coke |
09/03/25 |
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For sale: Bawls GF's pink cat-ear gaming headset, never worn |
09/03/25 |
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Zima GF building time machine to go back to 1993. |
09/03/25 |
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Sweat glistening on your palm wine gf's ebony skin as she shouts poems |
09/03/25 |
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Skinnygirl GF has an Elizabeth Holmes bio NYT article on her manifestation board |
09/03/25 |
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BuzzBall GF actually just 10 Business Insider listicles in a sundress |
09/03/25 |
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Ouzo GF wants you to meet her sister Atropos |
09/03/25 |
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Hazy IPA GF considering moving from Texas due to anti-trans legislation |
09/03/25 |
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High Noon GF claims not to be influenced by consumer trends, she swears |
09/03/25 |
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Mike's Hard Lemonade GF arrested for fondling 14 yo boy at Pats game |
09/03/25 |
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Buckfast GF has several portraits up on the Mechanical Bull's wall of shame |
09/03/25 |
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Downeast Cider GF's muffin top spilling over her jeans at Friendsgiving |
09/03/25 |
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Cointreau GF airdropping pics of engagement rings onto your phone |
09/03/25 |
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Margarita salt sticking to your Tecate GF's moustache |
09/03/25 |
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Mad Dogg 20/20 Electric Melon GF has no thread space left to have a funny descri |
09/03/25 |
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Nuka Cola gfs share a reproductive system |
09/03/25 |
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Leinenkugel Summer Shandy GF leading you on Bradbury esque adventures |
09/03/25 |
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Modelo GF insists you don't go to Great Wolf Lodge; Great Wolf Lodge goes to you |
09/03/25 |
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Remember in late 1990's they said Internet will get rid of all Traffic? |
09/03/25 |
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Nigori GF drizzling drops of pearly sake on her oversized brown areola |
09/03/25 |
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Twisted Tea GF's novelty Joe Camel t-shirt with deodorant armpit stains |
09/03/25 |
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You can clone a brainless organ donor of yourself |
09/03/25 |
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Svedka GF mispronouncing Foucault at your best friend's wedding |
09/03/25 |
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Another police bodycam pic backfires on blacks & libs (pic) |
09/03/25 |
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I went to an Absinthe bar once |
09/03/25 |
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Popov gf asking you to bring back some scratchoffs from the fillin' station |
09/03/25 |
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Miller High Life GF filling her yeasty champagne "cup" for you to sup |
09/03/25 |
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steel reserve 211 gf reviving latin elocution while finding pi's endpoint |
09/03/25 |
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Building a home gym |
09/03/25 |
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St. Germaine GF dragging you to your third "themed" christmas party of the night |
09/03/25 |
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Solstheim Nord trapper gf or Remanized Hlaalu dark elf clerk gf |
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Hamas Threatening To Kill Gaza Residents Who Evacuate Per IDF Orders |
09/03/25 |
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It's so 180 that Jews are uncomfortable everywhere they go in public |
09/03/25 |
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Shochu GF doing her karaoke bit hammered & redfaced supine on the stage floor |
09/03/25 |
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Absinthe GF dabbing her nipples with LSD |
09/03/25 |
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Malibu GF in full Mermaid get-up, schlicking in kiddie pool for your birthday |
09/03/25 |
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Single Malt GF opening her window to smoke a Parliament |
09/03/25 |
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Imagine the world if you KILLED every MUZZIE and NIGGA |
09/03/25 |
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Ardbeg GF scoffs when you call it a bush; prefers "jungle" |
09/03/25 |
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Absinthe GF pulling out a strap on |
09/03/25 |
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LOL Swiatek’s walk out music was X Gon’ Give It To Ya |
09/03/25 |
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Aperol GF cursing you for drinking too much and embarrassing her at brunch |
09/03/25 |
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Sake GF, cooing as you penetrate her with a tentacle dildo |
09/03/25 |
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Chernobyl gf shedding her skin |
09/03/25 |
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Djokovic does K-Pop Demon Hunters dance after US Open win |
09/03/25 |
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By this time in its life N64 had 2x the Games Switch 2 has |
09/03/25 |
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rate this love letter Gen Z girl I'm banging got from a secret admirer |
09/03/25 |
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Stoli GF watching, impressed, as an Azeri at the bar shows her card tricks |
09/03/25 |
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Grey Goose GF has tasting notes on her various ex-bf's cumshots |
09/03/25 |
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Aperol Spritz GF proposing to you on trip to Croatia |
09/03/25 |
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Yuengling GF has an entire drawer of striped beanies |
09/03/25 |
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Mead GF telling you to “keep calm and Chive on” |
09/03/25 |
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Coors Banquet GF giving you a footjob behind concession stand at her kids baseba |
09/03/25 |
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Fireball GF calls her shaving razor a sex toy |
09/03/25 |
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4Loko GF was a lot more appealing back in 2010 |
09/03/25 |
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Absolut Vodka GF slurring btw how great 90s NYC punk scene was & her 2nd divorce |
09/03/25 |
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Aperol GF mentally writing Medium article accusing you of raping her |
09/03/25 |
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Sherry GF, rosy-cheeked, throwing a Dickensian Christmas party |
09/03/25 |
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🚨 BENZO VAX RULING PUBLISHED 🚨 |
09/03/25 |
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Your chess computer saying "white to move" when blue smoke's family moves in |
09/03/25 |
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Rumple Minze GF flirting with ski instructor as you flail on blue square trail |
09/03/25 |
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Chernobyl gf makes my pisswyrm redden |
09/03/25 |
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My observations from not drinking for a month |
09/03/25 |
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Dr. McGillicudys GF asking you to drive her back to her dorm |
09/03/25 |
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Jose Cuervo GF clutching your arm for dear life, mumbling about fighting & fucki |
09/03/25 |
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Manhattan GF grabbing your ass in the art museum |
09/03/25 |
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Luxardo GF telling you to “earn your Red Wings” |
09/03/25 |
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Malibu Rum GF asking you what she should major in |
09/03/25 |
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Hpnotiq GF picking her weave up from your bedroom floor |
09/03/25 |
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Yukon Jack GF driving an International Harvester |
09/03/25 |
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"We assumed he'd resurface with Nebraska football, but Mr President that has not |
09/03/25 |
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The Vodka GF Chronicles |
09/03/25 |
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OmmmO cum here please |
09/03/25 |
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vodka gf: fucks u so much u can’t think; shrew gf: is that already ur 2nd drin |
09/03/25 |
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Natty Ice GF daring you to funnel 3 beers in the frat house basment |
09/03/25 |
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Pierre Schlag: Author of the dumbest law review article ever? |
09/03/25 |
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Heineken 0.0 GF taking off pants to reveal featureless, smooth crotch |
09/03/25 |
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Goldschlager GF going as a Selous Scout for Halloween |
09/03/25 |
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Smirnoff Ice GF puking out the window of your parents' minivan after Jr Prom |
09/03/25 |
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White Claw GF's parents reporting you for statutory rape |
09/03/25 |
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15 year old nutella getting stood up on To Catch A Predator |
09/03/25 |
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J&B GF asking how your mistress is doing |
09/03/25 |
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My observations from not thinking for a month (every xo thread |
09/03/25 |
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MAGAs already fully memory holed Greenland takeover? Lmao |
09/03/25 |
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HS gf stopped wearing bras when went out to "make things easier" |
09/03/25 |
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Israel is NOT committing a genocide and it's disgusting to even imply that! |
09/03/25 |
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Russian oil and gas revenue falls 35% YOY - link |
09/03/25 |
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🚨The Epstein List is being released.🚨 |
09/03/25 |
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I just realized that the "fair" in "to be fair" means white |
09/03/25 |
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Tequila GF leaving before you wake to clock in at Sbarros and finish dissent |
09/03/25 |
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Mtn Dood just screamed at me "use Pink"! |
09/03/25 |
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thanks man that means a lot to me tp |
09/03/25 |
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Moar Birdshits being TTT in Asia: Birdshit DESECRATES Grave in Japan |
09/03/25 |
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Can you spot the AUTIST in this picture? |
09/03/25 |
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Jack Daniels GF throwing up at the Thomas Rhett concert |
09/03/25 |
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Prosecco GF oblivious to the fact that her nipple is hanging out of her sundress |
09/03/25 |
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Mulled Wine GF diagnosing herself with tuberculosis on WebMD |
09/03/25 |
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Hubert Davis: I'm proud that my wife is white. |
09/03/25 |
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Your future husband getting dopamine hits by being "blank bumped" by other bald |
09/03/25 |
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ur wife nude under skylight thrusting up pussy hoping the mexicans will see |
09/03/25 |
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Vaccine wound sets off supermarket barcode scanner (video |
09/03/25 |
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"Donald, Adelson: The Men I Blew For Power" by Little Marco Rubio |
09/03/25 |
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Chan School of Public Health Grads do "Sorry for Covid-Masking" LMFAO parody (li |
09/03/25 |
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Xi has a typical BOOMER mentality re age |
09/03/25 |
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o wow another liberal with a 'chronic disease' of uncertain validity |
09/03/25 |
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In a lobby and half the people are covid masked lmao |
09/03/25 |
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Woman charged with threatening Trump sprung by DC jury but it's ok! |
09/03/25 |
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who or what is a Donna Adelson/shortporch? |
09/03/25 |
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"Good new$, Decker--'bride' is here" (coach prime in wedding gown enters |
09/03/25 |
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English major who thinks RC is bullshit on the LSAT |
09/03/25 |
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Mymanides, I wonder if Mitch is still waiting for those grandkids or given up |
09/03/25 |
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BAM! 6 months, sole archivist, data center, missile silo, Resolute, Nunavut |
09/03/25 |
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Got Wendy's for lunch, it actually is worse |
09/03/25 |
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Indian Man gets 34% more OH Governor Votes after digitally enhancing pro-Birdshi |
09/03/25 |
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Any kind of official licensing program to become a shaman? |
09/03/25 |
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