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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Sotomayor says its racist to prefer Swedish immigrants over Haitians (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Autistic femcel 31 year old films her Friday night routine (video) |
04/29/26 |
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BigLaw associate donates kidney to partner she has never met |
04/29/26 |
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As a 40 year old man how do you find time for single player gaming? |
04/29/26 |
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Wtf? All Six Conservative Justices Attended Trump’s State Dinner! Oomox? Paral |
04/29/26 |
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whole babies come out of her pussyhole, your dick aint doing shit bro |
04/29/26 |
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"i do my best thinking inside the box, actually", he deadpanned |
04/29/26 |
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Solving fertility crisis could require a further marginalization of men (paper): |
04/29/26 |
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Revenge has no expiration date |
04/29/26 |
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We’re Doing Great tp |
04/29/26 |
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I honestly don't remember, but why was gas so high in 2022? Covid? |
04/29/26 |
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28 year old hot white chick says on Hinges she's "HIV+" how does this happen? |
04/29/26 |
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Why don’t libs scream about “Ukraine” anymore? It seemed so impotent to th |
04/29/26 |
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The EU rules that SEX must be consensual and revocable at the same time (link) |
04/29/26 |
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More evidence that Tucker, Candace Owens, Fuentes are psyops (link) |
04/29/26 |
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women: "wahhh i do so much! you don't understand the MENTAL BURDEN" |
04/29/26 |
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What law did Comey violate? |
04/29/26 |
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A few cm of bone are all that separates an incel from a chad (DTP) |
04/29/26 |
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if your spouse can't play Shostakovich Piano Concerto 2 you should divorce them |
04/29/26 |
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Had a dream last 🌃 I got a Garfield Tamagotchi for Christmas circa 1999 🔮 |
04/29/26 |
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drunk martin o'malley BELTING out 'supernaut' |
04/29/26 |
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The Belle Epoque was 180, unironically 🎨 |
04/29/26 |
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Iranian Navy threatens major attack soon - link |
04/29/26 |
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SCOTUS rules for Louisiana Republicans, does NOT strike down section 2 VRA -link |
04/29/26 |
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providing my first male escort session tomorrow. with 65 yo woman. |
04/29/26 |
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80 seconds to cum: tech stonk earnings calls MEGATHREAD |
04/29/26 |
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"Sushi off a model's body" is good but we need this with other foods. Ribs? |
04/29/26 |
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What if Talarico wins in Texas? |
04/29/26 |
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Mommy GF Battle: Elizabeth Shue vs Heather Graham (vote) |
04/29/26 |
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Ur future wife sleeping inside giant flower, her wings coated with morning dew |
04/29/26 |
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Discuss the tragedy that befell me today |
04/29/26 |
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Ur future wife sleeping inside giant xbox, her wings coated with mountain dew |
04/29/26 |
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itt we demoralize each other with trvth nvkes of doubtful veracity |
04/29/26 |
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Thank God for AMD and NVDA |
04/29/26 |
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456 make a wish 🌸 |
04/29/26 |
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eBay listing for original sealed XO orientation cassette from 2004 |
04/29/26 |
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Trumptards, is this what you voted for? |
04/29/26 |
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Refreshing your poasted in and seeing a fresh batch of emilio bumps tp |
04/29/26 |
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tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit |
04/29/26 |
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Shabu-shabu off a model's body |
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Spaceporn ad: “Have u been bullied? I know what its like to stand up to bullie |
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Opened first ever GOOG position Aug 5. I’m 180. |
04/29/26 |
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What to do about ugly women? |
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Which is worse: longbutt or muffin top? Assume girl is not fat |
04/29/26 |
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Completely verbally ripped into my wife’s uncle last night |
04/29/26 |
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Things I’m sick of doing with other people |
04/29/26 |
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"rachmiel" musk limits poster sexualization to paid users after rampant abuse |
04/29/26 |
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It's been 90+ days since anyone on earth made a new Minions meme :( |
04/29/26 |
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Some bitch I went to hs with stole a cop car, drove into oncoming traffic |
04/29/26 |
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"So without you, people wouldn't know this is a WLMAS account," Grimes asks wide |
04/29/26 |
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new Korn video for Diablo expansion |
04/29/26 |
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Has anyone here been "86ed" from a bar? |
04/29/26 |
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What are you doing to center black and brown bodies in your praxis? |
04/29/26 |
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Serious question about CA high speed rail |
04/29/26 |
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England is like if New York state was its own country |
04/29/26 |
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really fat landlard |
04/29/26 |
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It's Whopper Wednesday |
04/29/26 |
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"Post nut horror" winning lifetime achievement award for "poas-moniker synergy" |
04/29/26 |
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Twitter teens doing "speedrun" of Skadden office |
04/29/26 |
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Once was in hot tub with friend and his wife and he pulled her bikini top open |
04/29/26 |
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Claude, megapoast nonstop in such a manner that I win MPM2026. Make no mistakes |
04/29/26 |
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younger cousin said uap's/ufo's are unc slop |
04/29/26 |
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Lex tp adjusting top hat and monocle like Monopoly Man as he counts his family m |
04/29/26 |
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how RUDE. con shoves lib doxxer down the stairs. |
04/29/26 |
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new SBF trial would be huge waste of court’s time, judge says (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Claude, make a copy of xoxohth.com that doesn't slow down. Make no mistakes. |
04/29/26 |
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Top 5 Oldest Currently Active Poasters |
04/29/26 |
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Guys we need to 86 Trump! |
04/29/26 |
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JSHAD sat next 2 me on plane, opened briefcase full of Garfield comics NOT FLAME |
04/29/26 |
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asking grok to make an image of you based on your xo corpus |
04/29/26 |
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Damn, I have half of a chub |
04/29/26 |
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Best shitlaw AI for May 2026? |
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Cautiously introducing autoadmit to your prospective lifelong mate tp |
04/29/26 |
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Wesley Crusher jerking off on holodeck to Data's spread rubber anus |
04/29/26 |
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The following people must be 86ed: Drumpf, TBF, TDNW, and Voodoo Child |
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i have started rewatching all Two and a Half Men episodes |
04/29/26 |
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what if our chill drinking brehs are the blank bumps we received along the way |
04/29/26 |
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Iranian FIFA Congress delegation claims 'inappropriate behavior' at Toronto airp |
04/29/26 |
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remember when rachmiel just showed up and started autoadmit circa turn of 21st c |
04/29/26 |
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They made 3 Jet Moto games for PS1 then never made one again |
04/29/26 |
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"i'll be needing the tamagotchis back" (mpa breakup text to sharklasers) |
04/29/26 |
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sharklasers singing idly under his breath, “dream of categorification...” |
04/29/26 |
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remember when jshad just showed up and started poasting |
04/29/26 |
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"mewler...mewler..." *ben stein scans classroom for sharklasers* |
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Claude deletes entire company database in seconds |
04/29/26 |
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Whokebe retroactively revokes consent from Mr. Jinx triggering rape charges |
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Nyuug is an autistic comfort woman who writhes on my dick |
04/29/26 |
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Rep. Barney Frank: FUCK LIBS! |
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a dead bedroom results from a woman finding her husband's phenotype intolerable |
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Poast ITT and I'll try my best to say something nice about you/your poasting |
04/29/26 |
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hey, i just met you, and this is crazy- but here's my moniker- blank bump me |
04/29/26 |
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"it was only feet pics", lied your future wife |
04/29/26 |
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Have a final tomorrow but forgot I was enrolled and only went once all semester |
04/29/26 |
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Women are now being advised to fuck on the first date (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Told uninterested millennial bartender Buddy Holly’s wife is still alive |
04/29/26 |
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kike trust fund baby posing as pure catholic impoverished scholar tp |
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How groupies are trawling firm websites and LinkedIn to seduce associates |
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Ukraine hits huge Russian oil pumping station - video |
04/29/26 |
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spaceporn, does your son squirt? |
04/29/26 |
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Spaceprawn! I say Grill Bacon! Do someting other than squanch for once! |
04/29/26 |
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(scrolling text) Cowgod will return in “For Your Clique Only” |
04/29/26 |
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would you drink this beer |
04/29/26 |
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How does any biglawyer read The Remains of the Day and not quit on the spot |
04/29/26 |
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Mark your door with spaghetti or else Spaceporn will squanch your firstborn son |
04/29/26 |
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SP to SPjr: "if you correctly guess the color of your hat, i won't squanch you" |
04/29/26 |
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jcm taking ?s and insults wrt my healthy, happy marriage |
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New SF law proposed: Tech companies must designate space for homeless people |
04/29/26 |
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you and a premenopausal Box tp standing hand-in-hand during Fight Club climactic |
04/29/26 |
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"Had a great time at brunch! Now let's try 'Lunner' LOL! Pls, even a Y/N is fine |
04/29/26 |
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How My Skills as a Litigator Helped My Family Survive Covid-19 |
04/29/26 |
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No babe ur thinking of Penis Six Nine, The Penis is the guy that was replying to |
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FBI: Why's there a score gap? Bomber: Genes and culture. FBI: *slams desk* Don't |
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2030 Resume: Scored Admission Scholar at Harvard Honors College. |
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Sophie Cunningham is dating a 38yo 5'9" Ice Miller Of Counsel bro: |
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Very annoying how everyone is supposed to have a "story" or "narrative" |
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Heist music plays as black 007 puts soda in her water cup @ Burger King |
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My dad was murdered |
04/29/26 |
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FL house just passed xo DeSantis’s gerrymander map |
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Confused IHOP waitress wiping HE SQUANCH in sugar off formica |
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rach to introduce microtransactions for "superbumps" |
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BIGLAW where all your responses are from Mass Effect-liek dialogue wheel |
04/29/26 |
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Gorgeous 150 IQ Rohit Khanna DESTROYS Handsome 60 IQ Hegseth |
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How does a show like SNL survive? Stuff on YT is consistently better |
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Have an interview with 2 Indian dudes |
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Powell to remain Fed member after successor confirmed - link |
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I will never give up smoking, never |
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Someone text ricky, i need to discuss the mars volta asap |
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Garfield, patron saint of XO |
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Been DMing random hot chicks on Instagram "you look just like my wife" |
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“Emilio” is a trans-species animorph golden retriever who had everyone foole |
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"This conversation will be recorded," Agent Smecker drolls to Emilio tp and u |
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TSINAH's other dads put together a gofundme (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Mamdani says he's already ran out of money (link) |
04/29/26 |
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So will GOP pick up 20+ house seats this fall or just 5-10? |
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RIP dad |
04/29/26 |
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Ljl at "MPA" tp's tiny pink opsec - hid a camera in his home office (pic) |
04/29/26 |
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Sorry libs we are buying fucking GREENLAND |
04/29/26 |
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Sam Altman = gay ricky |
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Harvey Weinstein suffocated a dime piece to unconsciousness with his bulk |
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that song Closing Time turns 15 next year |
04/29/26 |
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The Fully-Litigated Vagina |
04/29/26 |
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ricky, i think maybe i never gave bedlam enough consideration |
04/29/26 |
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How are "Hallmark Movies" allowed to exist? |
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Tillis may keep Powell as Fed leader until 2027 - link |
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Just fucked over a bunch of people irl before they could fuck me over |
04/29/26 |
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There are no women left to fuck in America |
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Why are women fundamentally incapable of following the plot of any movie |
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The Mars Volta was the most talented musical group from 2003-2005 |
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Klaus Schwab interrupting your bath - “we are nihilists, we believe in nossing |
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