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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement |
08/29/26 |
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Spaceporn here, they used to call me "pepperoni nipples" in grade school |
08/29/26 |
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what do ppl mean by "different stage of life" wrt dating |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to think women on dating apps have no sense of humor |
08/29/26 |
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If Hillary primaried Obama the first time, the world would've been normal |
08/29/26 |
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"... a lot of kava after my harness run and nietzsche memes too. Who just joined |
08/29/26 |
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*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
08/29/26 |
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Christianity is a giant Stockholm Syndrome meme |
08/29/26 |
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"No dude i told you Sungunarmapathi is already bringing the second critique. |
08/29/26 |
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whats the difference between spaceporns kid and a washing machine |
08/29/26 |
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googled "how many snake bite deaths a year" for US, Europe, Australia, India |
08/29/26 |
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where are you on the chart? |
08/29/26 |
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I'm smart like a silicone valley guy |
08/29/26 |
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Doing drugs or drinking until your personality comes out enough to socialize tp |
08/29/26 |
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Looks like Tommy T made a friend: |
08/29/26 |
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TT hasn't been traveling or smashing azngirls. He opened another biz (pic) |
08/29/26 |
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Anyone else surprised at Tommy’s whoremongering in Indonesia? |
08/29/26 |
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How fucked up to send “just send cash” when people wish happy bday |
08/29/26 |
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Congrats to Tommy on his new gig as Phillies play-by-play guy (link) |
08/29/26 |
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Spaceporn remembering Dolly Parton today by getting off in a child’s ass |
08/29/26 |
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Should I go out w this emo looking Omaha 18yo? (Pics, RSF) |
08/29/26 |
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Tommy T drinking Johnny Walker DOUBLE Nigga Whiskey in Jakarta Quarantine |
08/29/26 |
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Braves announcers killing time discussing doodikoff's latest romantic encounter |
08/29/26 |
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Oldest is a freshman in h.s. Went to watch varsity football game tonight. My God |
08/29/26 |
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What if you could take a pill to liquify entire gut and shoot out like a canon? |
08/29/26 |
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Who else is seeing Olivia Rodrigo festival today |
08/29/26 |
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Got an AI to suck my cock by hacking a factory to build me a robot doll |
08/29/26 |
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Powered off my harness for the weekend |
08/29/26 |
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At this point it's clear that any human knowledge of aliens is nonexistent |
08/29/26 |
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i'm carrying the fuckin board right now. |
08/29/26 |
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Oh you mean this? That's my emotional support harness |
08/29/26 |
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Nice harness for what it is |
08/29/26 |
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Always Have an Agent Running (AHAAR) |
08/29/26 |
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Pretended to be "anti data center" to get lib chick's number |
08/29/26 |
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Got in argument with hinge match over where to do second breakfast |
08/29/26 |
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Best place to avoid niggers and jeets in 2026 America? |
08/29/26 |
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What'd your wife think when she met your harness for the first time? |
08/29/26 |
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Remember all those stoners in school who dreamt of moving to Denver & snowboardi |
08/29/26 |
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we need to be croissantmaxxing |
08/29/26 |
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*announcers chuckling about Mike The Meal Ticket as he shuffles out of the Brave |
08/29/26 |
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Do you ever go through your YouTube subs and delete ones you don't want anymore? |
08/29/26 |
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Everything-Changer tp |
08/29/26 |
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Doodikoff? I call him the Catalina Whine Fixer |
08/29/26 |
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Derek Chauvin is innocent |
08/29/26 |
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Benny Johnson sues Milo for millions over claims he fucks young boys |
08/29/26 |
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doodikoff should have taken Big Tiddies to Catalina ffs |
08/29/26 |
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Trump Gas Stations were dirt cheap - you’ll never guess how he did it |
08/29/26 |
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You ever notice how random people who are artists suck at art |
08/29/26 |
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Official Ranking of Michael Jackson albums |
08/29/26 |
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an epic poast idea you had while driving now lost to the ether |
08/29/26 |
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how long until Belicheat is fired from UNC? |
08/29/26 |
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it's shocking how many HBCUs are A&M universities. makes sense, though. |
08/29/26 |
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ICE is far too gentle with these illegals (video) |
08/29/26 |
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Is it time we give U2 their flowers for "Joshua Tree" |
08/29/26 |
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Family / Trusts + Wills Scholars: Please provide a CA power of attorney |
08/29/26 |
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Catalina doesn't look that much more expensive |
08/29/26 |
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Ja Rule announcing new music festival "Wynd" on Catalina Island |
08/29/26 |
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"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT CATALINA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCK |
08/29/26 |
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I talk to ChatGPT the way Jafar talks to Genie. Was shocked others don't do sam |
08/29/26 |
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Men fall for women and women fall for Satan. |
08/29/26 |
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App chick was right, Reel Big Fish is cool as fuck |
08/29/26 |
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12yo you, seeing you now & fighting back tears- "why doesnt he fight back" |
08/29/26 |
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Huge misunderstanding, app chick just a big fan of Stepbrothers |
08/29/26 |
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The weird thing about public spaces now is that everyone is filming |
08/29/26 |
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App chick was right, Reel Fish is cheap as fuck |
08/29/26 |
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does rsf have recurring nightmares where atm's spit out firefighter parts? |
08/29/26 |
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RSF: u better believe there is more loot to be made off blood of dead americans |
08/29/26 |
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Catalina now offers a "Harnesses" selection underneath "Handhelds" |
08/29/26 |
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Staten Island Brunch 2 (180) just dropped, here it is |
08/29/26 |
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But have you earned Catalina? |
08/29/26 |
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and Becky, when he gave me a firm no on the wings, I knew he was the one |
08/29/26 |
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Had the most amazing night with my harness |
08/29/26 |
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why are you wasting our time if I'm not worth a $17 croissant |
08/29/26 |
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real talk: Catalina would've been the better choice |
08/29/26 |
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doodikoff hurting his entire existence to save $20 at discount fish place |
08/29/26 |
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My harness has a big dick |
08/29/26 |
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My Harness. His rules. |
08/29/26 |
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Codex 5.6 is too conservative |
08/29/26 |
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Life hack for oldmos for infinite time |
08/29/26 |
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Fellow cons how cool it it that Trump is straight up selling pardons? 😎 |
08/29/26 |
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I hope someone smashes my skull open with a brick |
08/29/26 |
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There’s something seriously wrong with this guy |
08/29/26 |
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I deserve for someone to break into my home and stab me |
08/29/26 |
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First deaths form measles in 35 years thx to Trump’s health policy |
08/29/26 |
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If someone doesn't murder me soon I'm gonna flip out |
08/29/26 |
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a pincer within a pincer within a pincer within a pincer |
08/29/26 |
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LIBS WE DONT CARE ANOUT POLITICS ANYMORE STOP POASTING ABOUT IT |
08/29/26 |
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2 years ago this was applauded, now they kick you out for the same thing |
08/29/26 |
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Trump’s FDA is extremely shitty |
08/29/26 |
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I'm irredeemable and should be killed in a random mugging |
08/29/26 |
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Why don't millennial/zoomer Women want kids jw |
08/29/26 |
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THE ENDLESS PARADE OF ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY CONSTANTLY UNFOLDING ALL AROUND US |
08/29/26 |
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CIA summer interns running MKOK program |
08/29/26 |
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has any status symbol elevated more than 'poasting' ? |
08/29/26 |
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the new magadeth album is sick |
08/29/26 |
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There RETARDS on X arguing Thailand is still "Third World" |
08/29/26 |
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Why are Flock cameras “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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If ur happy w son's dick cut off, man I hope ur happy bc that shit aint going ba |
08/29/26 |
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Mexican jumping beans but instead of beans they're soft teeth |
08/29/26 |
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Human population densities of 2K+/square km = evidence this is Putgatory |
08/29/26 |
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What happened to that guy with the insane big titted doctor wife |
08/29/26 |
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Was xo responsible for wmtp's death? |
08/29/26 |
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“100 Years of Solitude” on Netflix is surprisingly 180 |
08/29/26 |
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Putting the designer plug in today. round cut. got your net worth in my asshole. |
08/29/26 |
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TSINAH could you beat Gorlock the Destroyer in a fight? I think he wins |
08/29/26 |
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Weekend plans: Relaxation herb tinctures | Sol 5.6 new token limit | Nietzsche |
08/29/26 |
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Kaia Gerber is already LOL WHITE WOMEN JUST LOL unfortunately |
08/29/26 |
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Black mom not guilty of killing her kids, Daishawn and Octavius, XO conflicted |
08/29/26 |
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90s u: Semi-Charmed Life; 2020 u: semi sized wife |
08/29/26 |
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wmtp lives on through flock |
08/29/26 |
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Canada: higher per capita measels than US. |
08/29/26 |
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Superior Western Civilization: Aussie Cricket Team puts Indian Trannie on Team |
08/29/26 |
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Spanish newspaper El Pais's article on GTA VI has an interesting detail: |
08/29/26 |
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Hegseth For President is hilarious |
08/29/26 |
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Strange News from Another Star |
08/29/26 |
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About to pull the trigger on a $40k Patek 5524RG |
08/29/26 |
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"the end of the republic never looked so good" |
08/29/26 |
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Will EURO BIZ ever get upgraded? |
08/29/26 |
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Look at all these incredible productivity gains we can now measure from “AI” |
08/29/26 |
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what's a good mental illness |
08/29/26 |
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Why is Emilio Estevez tp “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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I just took my HIV/AIDS drug cocktail. |
08/29/26 |
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Why do indians have the worst accents on the planet? |
08/29/26 |
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Milo being deported? |
08/29/26 |
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When I was 20 weeks pregnant, I took a babymoon with my now-husband |
08/29/26 |
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i'm eating him out. his shit tastes so good. 🙂 |
08/29/26 |
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lol homes are not selling |
08/29/26 |
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I feel like a female POTUS would use e-mail a lot |
08/29/26 |
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Escher lithograph of two fists fisting each other |
08/29/26 |
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kept farting when my bf was assfucking me tonight |
08/29/26 |
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MORNING DUMP THREAD |
08/29/26 |
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I just ate breakfast. |
08/29/26 |
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letting him fist me at his crib |
08/29/26 |
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he fisted me. i came. |
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Just got back from bar, rejected by 17 out of 17 girls |
08/29/26 |
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Mad scientist Jinx genetically-engineering a "Triceracocks" |
08/29/26 |
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lol Mr. Jinx's ass is not selling |
08/29/26 |
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Mr. Jinx telling people you're one of his cheapest, least fun sugardaddies |
08/29/26 |
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"Fast & Furious" re-released this weekend u can still maek it |
08/29/26 |
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Six Months In, Iran’s Regime Stands and U.S. Goals Remain Unmet |
08/29/26 |
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good morning friends!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 |
08/29/26 |
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Walt Disney wanted to rename Pinocchio's puppet master "Jewpetto" (nypost) |
08/29/26 |
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Check out this google street view of a place that had a fatal shitpit attack |
08/29/26 |
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Rach sends bill for each day of poasting since 2005. $4.00 per day. |
08/29/26 |
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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating) |
08/29/26 |
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1 month in, finally clapped cheeks of a good looking girl TT6 |
08/29/26 |
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god DAMMIT jafar. you're upsetting cucumbers |
08/29/26 |
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men seeking men |
08/29/26 |
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just finished a 12 hour coding session |
08/29/26 |
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MIG- ive actually seen your pic. you should cry and hide. seriously |
08/29/26 |
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