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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Someone should send me $100 in crypto |
04/25/26 |
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xo threads you dont even get but find funny as fuaaaark |
04/25/26 |
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Heidi Klums boobs are still perky at 52 and she can shake them independently |
04/25/26 |
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Charley Varrick (1973) |
04/25/26 |
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Kagan tried to get Alito assassinated lmao |
04/25/26 |
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ai will make everything gay af |
04/25/26 |
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“Emilio” is a trans-species animorph golden retriever who had everyone foole |
04/25/26 |
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Science is a joke. Can't explain human origins at all. |
04/25/26 |
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Imagine your son comes home from school and tells you about a new friend: SPjr |
04/25/26 |
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New seasonal PoastPass released (link) |
04/25/26 |
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Jafar, you were beautiful once, man. what the hell happened? what turned you? |
04/25/26 |
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ABC Afterschool Special: We Need to Talk About Jafar |
04/25/26 |
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What is the natural 'end point' for growing anti-turd racism? |
04/25/26 |
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Germany ad promotes threesomes with African migrants (link) |
04/25/26 |
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carl yung lean |
04/25/26 |
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Not a single thing Scientttists say is right |
04/25/26 |
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You are in the mind of a greater being |
04/25/26 |
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All girls want a strong male Gamer to duo queue ranked with tp |
04/25/26 |
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Wife heard me muttering about scamdadis and scamilio in my sleep |
04/25/26 |
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Your embarrassed wife apologizing for you: “Sorry, he’s screentarded” |
04/25/26 |
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People in deep denial about XO's intermittent slow down + log in glitch economy |
04/25/26 |
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all of the "trans" etc phenomenon makes a lot of sense when you look at "emilio" |
04/25/26 |
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xo is full of extremists and dangerous ideas. |
04/25/26 |
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Crazy how spoiled we’ve all been by XO server hamsters’ stoicism over decade |
04/25/26 |
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Les Jeux Électroniques élémentaires |
04/25/26 |
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La guerre des consoles n'aura pas lieu |
04/25/26 |
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Yuuuuge influx of new poasters from Paris |
04/25/26 |
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The Swami of Shorting. The Prince of Puts. The Guru of Gains. |
04/25/26 |
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jafar sure is profane. fuck this nigger that, just nonstop vulgarity |
04/25/26 |
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this is the least heterosexual presidency in the record |
04/25/26 |
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Princess Jasmine: ethereal 90s cartoon... jafar tp: "Only sane guy in the room" |
04/25/26 |
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“No I meant it as a compliment when I called trump hitler but more rapey”(jd |
04/25/26 |
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"Oh, sorry for missing your texts. I fell asleep early" She lazily typed back |
04/25/26 |
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Why are Americans so evil? |
04/25/26 |
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I enjoy reading quarterly earnings reports (evan39) |
04/25/26 |
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the people running this country into the ground are straight up criminals |
04/25/26 |
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The token female "someone's niece" in all the NFL team draft rooms |
04/25/26 |
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still cant believe people hire taxi drivers to bring them takeout now |
04/25/26 |
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Britney Spears's guardian angel thinks he accidentally went to hell 3 |
04/25/26 |
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looking for your pic on the club's site |
04/25/26 |
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I will never "grow up." I will never "fulfill my destiny." |
04/25/26 |
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Apollo: Natural diamond prices have never dropped to this level |
04/25/26 |
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"hey let me have a swing!!" (trump seeing idf soldier take sledgehammer to jesus |
04/25/26 |
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murder mystery dinner except ur online, alone, at 3am. |
04/25/26 |
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"...one is a computer and the other is a cumpuker" |
04/25/26 |
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ur a goddamned retard if you dont think the earth is a duality plane where the.. |
04/25/26 |
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Your female “friend” not texting you for 3 months |
04/25/26 |
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Bringing full bag and spikes to Top Golf party: decadent or shrewd? |
04/25/26 |
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Emilio swinging at u because u think Jacob would treat Becca better than Edward |
04/25/26 |
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Cute Latina politician AGGRESSIVELY pursues fellow politician muff |
04/25/26 |
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Science is ttt |
04/25/26 |
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paralegal moamed&oomox, 7 MORE terrorists are daed at idf hands in south. this i |
04/25/26 |
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Cela est bien dit répondit Candide, mais il faut payer pour Game Pass |
04/25/26 |
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There's no way Italy naturally formed into a sexy high-heeled boot |
04/25/26 |
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do you like white girls with azn characteristics |
04/25/26 |
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How long before "legal writing" is obsolete? Started coding my briefs with AI |
04/25/26 |
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It's like a 2k mile ice walk across antarctica but it's your irl social life |
04/25/26 |
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Remember the golden age of xo new flames every week |
04/25/26 |
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Lol, try to imagine Obama falling for the “diapered scientists” story |
04/25/26 |
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The Yamnayan Carl Jung |
04/25/26 |
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Lol, try to imagine Obama falling for the “disappeared scientists” story |
04/25/26 |
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what we poast here, echoes in eternity |
04/25/26 |
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Save the Date: 10th Anniversary Celebration of hall of fame thread |
04/25/26 |
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TRUMP "cancels" Jared's trip to PAKISTAN |
04/25/26 |
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Lebron James is actually 180 |
04/25/26 |
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could someone call in a drone strike on the savannah bananas. thx. |
04/25/26 |
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Never realized When MASE called himself southern he meant Andhra Pradesh |
04/25/26 |
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WTF, “Sun PhuQ Air” to fly IAD-SGN nonstop, not flame |
04/25/26 |
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This board is incredibly shitty without the losers filtered out |
04/25/26 |
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Everything about "living" is practice for a life that never happens |
04/25/26 |
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there is very little chance you are white |
04/25/26 |
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Most difficult: MLB homer, EPL goal, NFL TD, NHL goal? |
04/25/26 |
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hypo: first 500k in income is tax free but youre not allowed to drive a car |
04/25/26 |
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work like you don't care if you get fired |
04/25/26 |
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"AI will take your job and it will hack your passwords and take your money" |
04/25/26 |
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Reinhold Messner is the Carl Jung of Mountaineering |
04/25/26 |
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Looks like Russia finally decided to flatten Ukraine |
04/25/26 |
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mr. jinx is straining burning mans spirit of tolerance and acceptance |
04/25/26 |
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Gook-Gook-Gachoo, Mr. Cock-in-Son, Jesus hates you more than you will know |
04/25/26 |
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India falls to 6th largest economy behind UK |
04/25/26 |
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45-yo man "carries trauma" b/c hot girl touched his teepee 14 yrs ago |
04/25/26 |
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FNC: "In 'power play,' Trump will not send the two realtors to Pakistan." |
04/25/26 |
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I love CSLG's new TV ad |
04/25/26 |
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Now what the fuck is wrong with this fuckass website? |
04/25/26 |
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I have financed a burrito with a 4 month payment plan using the Chipotle app |
04/25/26 |
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TSINAH have you ever considered estrogen blockers? |
04/25/26 |
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Rate the upcoming Steam Controller |
04/25/26 |
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TSINAH are you still fat with no muscle mass? |
04/25/26 |
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SP here. I will never be charged w such a crime. I will never "be tried" |
04/25/26 |
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mr. jinxermaxxing |
04/25/26 |
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just bought a BIG ARCH using KLARNA, taking q's |
04/25/26 |
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Lawyer sanctioned after JinxAI submits document with 85 pages of cock drawings: |
04/25/26 |
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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked |
04/25/26 |
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JCM twerking on my tented crotch while her husband does the dishes |
04/25/26 |
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whok, rate me as a sexual humiliation mr. jinx has forced on you |
04/25/26 |
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plus ça change, plus c'est le meme jeu |
04/25/26 |
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Jamie Dimon grants his first Make-a-Wish: APR to 38.99% |
04/25/26 |
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Cucumbers whispers to you "Smell my crack." You harden. |
04/25/26 |
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Police reports: Kash is a street pisser (link). Tommy, your response? |
04/25/26 |
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How to get started with Seeking? |
04/25/26 |
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Linkin Park "rap lyrics" were really horrible looking back |
04/25/26 |
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Going to write only aphorisms until end of year to win MPM (Twins) |
04/25/26 |
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Reminder: TT's net worth would be 50% higher if he bought and held index funds |
04/25/26 |
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ok thks for coming back spacey that was a lot of fun but I have to thing-do now |
04/25/26 |
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Should I cop A Canticle For Leibowitz? |
04/25/26 |
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They're coming for Arlen next |
04/25/26 |
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Banks? COCKSUCKERS. |
04/25/26 |
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David Attenborough visits xo, observes benzo |
04/25/26 |
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🚨GENERAL CAINE STOPPED TRUMP FROM NUKING IRAN 🚨 |
04/25/26 |
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34.99% really is a fair interest rate for credit cards |
04/25/26 |
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Ice-T: “This one’s a real sicko. Did a thing called the playroom hotdog.” |
04/25/26 |
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Spaceporn flipping thru milk cartons: “would, would, girl, girl, would ...” |
04/25/26 |
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HE’S GAY! HE’S DEAD! HE’S HANGING IN MY SHED: SPACEPORN JOOONYERRR!!!!! |
04/25/26 |
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THE SQUANCH SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WE CAN GET TOGETHER |
04/25/26 |
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Belly button has been bleeding for days. Hopefully this is it. fuck this whole p |
04/25/26 |
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iPhone - what to get |
04/25/26 |
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Spaceporn collects empty milk cartons |
04/25/26 |
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Should i climb nanga parbat |
04/25/26 |
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Went to see the DC cherry blossoms with Zurich tp (gunneratttt)(pic) |
04/25/26 |
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2023: Trump on campaign trail leading deafening cheers of “SNATCH HIM UP” |
04/25/26 |
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bump if SP talking about "hosting little cheese pizza playdates" = creepy af |
04/25/26 |
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$TSLA seems like a giant Ponzi scheme targeted at senile boomers |
04/25/26 |
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Lol all those reddit posts on Butt Cheeks are hilarious |
04/25/26 |
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SF Giants gave this guy a 2-year $22 million contract |
04/25/26 |
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if u had even inkling of how stupid this fucking country is u wld never work aga |
04/25/26 |
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So Steven Crowder, Same Hyde, and Eric Bumpus log in to a web 1.0 forum together |
04/25/26 |
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Serious Q for SP: How's the shed? What'd you put in there? Any HOA issues? |
04/25/26 |
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Has sp served gunner and buttcheeks with a lawsuit yet? |
04/25/26 |
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hey guys! What’s the 411 😎 |
04/25/26 |
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Receding hairline w/ clown hair. Wife. "Son". Walking Bacon by the river. |
04/25/26 |
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On weekend mornings, can only listen to piano or ac guitar |
04/25/26 |
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Fuck the government. Fuck the economy. Why are so many ppl just cocksuckers |
04/25/26 |
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone) |
04/25/26 |
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apparently I'm Steven Crowder now (butt cheeks) |
04/25/26 |
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Jaws theme plays as Spaceporn tiptoes down corridor at 2am |
04/25/26 |
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America is completely unlivable |
04/25/26 |
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J'ai vu les mœrs de mon temps et j'ai joué ces jeux vidéos |
04/25/26 |
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Enjoying a plate of spaghetti at a bar in Richmond, VA right now. |
04/25/26 |
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Just had a horrific experience at what was previously one of my favorite bars. |
04/25/26 |
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Lorsque j’avais six ans j’ai vu, une fois, une magnifique jeu, dans un livre |
04/25/26 |
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Spaceporn has loved his adopted son 1000x's of times more than you real dads |
04/25/26 |
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I just spent 15 bucks to get ingredients for 2 shitty flatbread pizzas, wtf? |
04/25/26 |
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Des jeux, encore de jeux, toujours de jeux! |
04/25/26 |
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Longtemps je me suis couché de bonne heure. Parfois, à peine ma Xbox éteinte, |
04/25/26 |
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Asked AI to fix dent in my car. Then to make me sandwich. Then to order UberEa |
04/25/26 |
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Ableton is on sale right now. Was going to get Standard, but sperged on Suite |
04/25/26 |
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Trump loves starting fights he can’t finish |
04/25/26 |
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boys don't cry - i wanna be a cowgod.mp3 |
04/25/26 |
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Update: spaceporn left xo to be an upstanding citizen, a loyal husband, a loving |
04/25/26 |
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niggers aren't even people |
04/25/26 |
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