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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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May 1 should be redesignated as Victims of Communism Day |
05/01/26 |
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Happy May Day to my comrades |
05/01/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster š¹ asked, and rachmiel delivere |
05/01/26 |
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Gulf of America joins Freedom Fries & TeaParty in Museum of Reptile Trash (2026) |
05/01/26 |
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Post perfect nude female tits |
05/01/26 |
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I'm going to go fuck my wife and go to sleep early. L8r |
05/01/26 |
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the ideal candidate will be proficient in both Johnson and Australian techniques |
05/01/26 |
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whok, how many times bigger than you would you say jinx is? |
05/01/26 |
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Because of Phantom Time it's only the year 1729, but you're not ready for that |
05/01/26 |
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if you're not using the Australian Technique to keep daughter flexible ur insane |
05/01/26 |
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JPM exec cites obscure web 1.0 'Rapey w/ Diminutive Azn' threads as inspiration |
05/01/26 |
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"You're definitely bigger than Brett! And taller too!" (Barrett, J. affirming)) |
05/01/26 |
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u, for the first time ever, loading up MSpaint on windows 95 |
05/01/26 |
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Chaperone at daughter's HS prom this weekend. What's the dress code? |
05/01/26 |
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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin) |
05/01/26 |
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Joe Paterno, down in 3 point stance, taking 12" pecker up his chute |
05/01/26 |
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OH LAWDDD, DEM MUH'FUCKIN' RANGS BE CALLIN' ME |
05/01/26 |
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On a flight, chill bro just devastated his whore gf (180 crazy not flame) |
05/01/26 |
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Minimal Penetration Achieved |
05/01/26 |
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Amy Barrett leaving 'napkin note' in adopted kid's lunchbox, it reads: 'Nigger.' |
05/01/26 |
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i have a theory that british classic rock was a response to the Apollo program |
05/01/26 |
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"Sir, on your cover letter, u just wrote 'fuck libs' 500 times." |
05/01/26 |
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Multiocular Prehensile Anus |
05/01/26 |
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so niggerlover mariah carey ruined her career bc she wanted2rap with noteeth nig |
05/01/26 |
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Mario saying "HERE WE GO!" as you open the 89 page asset purchase agreement |
05/01/26 |
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Muskiest Penile Abattoir |
05/01/26 |
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What is your favorite daily watch? |
05/01/26 |
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Roger Waters live on Piers Morgan last night going off on Blake Neff (vid |
05/01/26 |
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? |
05/01/26 |
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Why are some chicks super into anal, but some not at all? |
05/01/26 |
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shitting on trump isn't as fun now that everyone xo realizes i was right |
05/01/26 |
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Madam's Performative Analgasm |
05/01/26 |
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Oliy Majlis is the PARLIAMENT of the Republic of Uzbekistan |
05/01/26 |
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BigLaw associate donates kidney to partner she has never met |
05/01/26 |
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Jokic: “They didn’t count to five Herzegovinas” |
05/01/26 |
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I'm in the Dads Only Group on Facebook. The amount of cuckery is outrageous |
05/01/26 |
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Milking Papa’s Anaconda |
05/01/26 |
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Russia holds ironic Victory Day parade as it's in the process of losing a war |
05/01/26 |
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"Structuring call in 10. Keep that brown dick up." |
05/01/26 |
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Barrett asking Kav for a slip opinion: "Does this underwear look cute?" |
05/01/26 |
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My Penis Aroma |
05/01/26 |
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"What're you in for?" inmate asks Comey. Comey: "I did some seashells." |
05/01/26 |
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Gen X is poorer than millennials |
05/01/26 |
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My Paramour: Albanian |
05/01/26 |
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Hideo Kojima's legit non-israel reasons for inventing Quiet's MGS5 character arc |
05/01/26 |
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Glen Powell is probably currently involved in something. Can’t prove it |
05/01/26 |
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Xo is such much more 180 now that most of you have come around on TTTrump |
05/01/26 |
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Dads Only lightweight windbreaker |
05/01/26 |
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Xizor's Palace |
05/01/26 |
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New dbdr vid just dropped |
05/01/26 |
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Dbdr The Movie: (Golden Era Videos) |
05/01/26 |
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can't believe Karlstack deleted his column about Heather O'Roarke |
05/01/26 |
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Buy odds on Jokic winning Finals MVP rn |
05/01/26 |
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should I go take a cold shower right now? |
05/01/26 |
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had no idea cheese was made from milk |
05/01/26 |
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“we don’t bite our friends” š |
05/01/26 |
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nightcrew |
05/01/26 |
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"You can't teach a rock to get stoned" - AI genius, probably |
05/01/26 |
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Murdered Pop’s Autopsy |
05/01/26 |
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Redditors unearth Teen Topanga hardcore videos w/ her husband, who is dead now |
05/01/26 |
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I think of cucumbers' Black King often during the day |
05/01/26 |
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Kenneth “Kenny G” Goldstein 1956-2026 RIP King |
05/01/26 |
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Came across a red/blue button poll in the wild on insta. 45.4K responses: |
05/01/26 |
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I’m a legit sociopath. Weed cures my urges to hurt others, so, I’m always hi |
05/01/26 |
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jpm rapist invokes trial by phenotype |
05/01/26 |
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Rate this joyous fat black guy who loves fried food and Islam |
05/01/26 |
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My Pussy: Abhorrent |
05/01/26 |
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My Penis: Atomic |
05/01/26 |
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Mission: Procured AIDS |
05/01/26 |
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"when in Rome..." shrugged peterman as the squatting gypsy shat in his mouth |
05/01/26 |
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she was at the same dog park on Tuesday |
05/01/26 |
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NHL playoffs megathread |
05/01/26 |
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spent all day thinking about the busy beaver game rather than working |
05/01/26 |
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"interests" are something you lose over time |
05/01/26 |
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Poast ITT and I'll try my best to say something nice about you/your poasting |
05/01/26 |
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Never heard a legit non-israel reason why a golden retriever can't practice law |
05/01/26 |
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Malpractitioner's Paternal Accident |
05/01/26 |
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Melancholic Practicing Attorney |
05/01/26 |
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My Psychiatrist Abandoned (me) |
05/01/26 |
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Massive Post-Ironic Apocalypse |
05/01/26 |
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so is my phenotype going to get better or what |
05/01/26 |
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*** XO Poll on Extraterrestrial Life *** |
05/01/26 |
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What do "retired" posters think about xo in retrospect? |
05/01/26 |
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text wife 'can u host' from the living room? |
05/01/26 |
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Maximum Poasting Autism |
05/01/26 |
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The MPA meme has to have a consistent theme you amateurs |
05/01/26 |
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Malignant Poasting Addiction |
05/01/26 |
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OK tonight settles it. This bort is done. |
05/01/26 |
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My Paralegal's Abortion |
05/01/26 |
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Anyone feel like a kid on Xmas reading Buck, beckersted, luis, vonoskar poasts? |
05/01/26 |
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Maximum Pills Applied |
05/01/26 |
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Many Prostitute Appointments |
05/01/26 |
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Mutual Property Auction |
05/01/26 |
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Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie from Full House) married + divorced 3x by 34 |
05/01/26 |
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Meaningless "Pleasure" Affectations |
05/01/26 |
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Bill Maher calls out EPAH for transing his kids (Asmongold edition) |
05/01/26 |
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My Property Allocated |
05/01/26 |
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My Partner Absconded |
05/01/26 |
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Moaning Purely Artificially |
05/01/26 |
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Zurich is strangely based in certain ways |
05/01/26 |
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Mutual Post-Coital Awkwardness |
05/01/26 |
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Meth Party Anal |
05/01/26 |
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Barack Obama, thoroughly captured by the Jew, gets asked if Gaza is genocide |
05/01/26 |
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Masturbating Perpetually Alone |
05/01/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
05/01/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
05/01/26 |
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AZNgirl reading Walt Disney's love letter to Christendom |
05/01/26 |
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Miserably Poor Attorney |
05/01/26 |
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CR to change my current location on job sites to where I want to move? |
05/01/26 |
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if I’m meeting you in richmond, I’m bringing home a clownskin rug |
05/01/26 |
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Good Will Hunting's legit non-israel reasons for stealing Robin Williams' lines: |
05/01/26 |
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1992 - 2009 is same “time” “passing” as 2009 - 2026 š® |
05/01/26 |
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Most influential modern cyber-figure: Will Wright, Peter Molyneux, or Rachmiel? |
05/01/26 |
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Ben Affleck's misguided yet legit non-israel reasons for reuniting with JLo |
05/01/26 |
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So, Edmonton didn’t get past first round? |
05/01/26 |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
05/01/26 |
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why would you "do" anything unless absolutely necessary? |
05/01/26 |
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can u host ill bring boba |
05/01/26 |
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"i'm in a pretty self-hating mood right now." "cool. can u host?" |
05/01/26 |
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can u host? my kitchen island is getting refurbished |
05/01/26 |
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Meth Pipe Amasser |
05/01/26 |
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Oh, look, a psychotic meltdown |
05/01/26 |
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I would LOVE to eat Sarah Isgur’s taut, slightly salmon-smelling twat |
05/01/26 |
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Just destroyed some carne asada fries fuck libs |
05/01/26 |
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Using AI to make a race realism mod for Stardew Valley |
05/01/26 |
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More Penis, Appreciated |
05/01/26 |
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Feels like a demonic force is crying out in pain as it strikes. |
05/01/26 |
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did a bunch of drugs and now I have phantom limb syndrome for hentai tentacles |
05/01/26 |
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thinking about going to mont saint michael next year, any of u bros been? |
05/01/26 |
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Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me |
05/01/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
05/01/26 |
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All creatures great and small (cybercreatures included, evidently) |
05/01/26 |
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Listening to Coldplay's Parachutes on the 210 between Pasadena and La Canada tp. |
05/01/26 |
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TFW no Amy Coney Barrett mommy gf gently encouraging poast quality over quantity |
05/01/26 |
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What's the evolutionary reason for men liking autoadmit way more than women? |
04/30/26 |
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Review of IBM's new open weight model by a bigtech bro |
04/30/26 |
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ZoZo girlfriend: free spirit sense of humor; mommy gf: 40 but looks zoomer |
04/30/26 |
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i've read the whole internet and honestly im not impressed |
04/30/26 |
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Congress just passed a law allowing blacks to shop at Costco with SNAP (link) |
04/30/26 |
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holy shit this jeffrey sachs nigger on tucker never shuts the fuck up |
04/30/26 |
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Just realized why many posters are into Jung now. He said life begins at 40 |
04/30/26 |
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Comeys fuct |
04/30/26 |
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My Penis Addiction |
04/30/26 |
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XOXO would love Tony Tulathimutte's Rejection |
04/30/26 |
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bought a fuckton of Micron stock at 5x ntm earnings I am warren buffet |
04/30/26 |
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no babe you stupid bitch i was just in my carl jung phase |
04/30/26 |
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Trader Joe’s gf: extraverted introvert; biglaw gf: never gets to leave work |
04/30/26 |
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Cons will never guess why Trump needs to obey the War Powers Resolution |
04/30/26 |
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šµDrop you off a cliff, then we meetin’ up at Pizza Hut |
04/30/26 |
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Muh Purple Anaconda |
04/30/26 |
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