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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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The Gordon Bombay of Jurisprudence tp |
03/01/26 |
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[pauses in the huddle] Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. |
03/01/26 |
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rate my new poasting station |
03/01/26 |
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🎵 As much as I act like I want to forget it... I still wish for you at 11:11 |
03/01/26 |
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Regulators Nerfed Xbox (And Probably Saved the Competition) |
03/01/26 |
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Listening to Conan Gray while daydreaming of earl tp, tp |
03/01/26 |
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Oh, you like chatting with other men online? |
03/01/26 |
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Eileen Gu & Alyssa Liu competing for your attention while you browse ZoZo |
03/01/26 |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp 🌈 |
03/01/26 |
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I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made |
03/01/26 |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
03/01/26 |
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wait what's NPB tp's current moniker |
03/01/26 |
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Alysa Liu in blue dress charging her Sailor Moon wand v. Eileen Gu |
03/01/26 |
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Tara Lipinski sexbots have begun rolling off assembly lines in Guangzhou (link) |
03/01/26 |
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The Hans Christian Andersen of Autoadmit.com (tp) |
03/01/26 |
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What kind of God would allow EPAH to trans his kids then get rich & successful? |
03/01/26 |
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luis & I recently found out that "no worries" is our shared favorite IRL phrase: |
03/01/26 |
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Seeing Catalina Island on a clear day in Altadena circa 1992… 🌅 |
03/01/26 |
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wtf does “don’t inhale” actually mean with cigars |
03/01/26 |
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why does Obama love war so much |
03/01/26 |
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Jasmine Tookes circa 2012 squishing poptart between her toes while you browse XO |
03/01/26 |
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Watching Disturbia on first date with Los Feliz gf was a peak experience... |
03/01/26 |
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DESCRIBE $250K in ancient Rome |
03/01/26 |
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There's a Kpop song about Emilio tp (link) |
03/01/26 |
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Did high school have OCI in the 50s where local mills recruited Preps |
03/01/26 |
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Trump: pedo, Epstein, war, Israel, $4 gas, inflation, unemployment, vance |
03/01/26 |
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A new war simply because Trump is in the Epstein files |
03/01/26 |
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Crazy sim writing: Luis (“Andy Garcia”) dated Sofia Coppola in Godfather 3 |
03/01/26 |
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Siri reads me all ZOZO text in J Casablancas autotune singing voice |
03/01/26 |
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luis tp is unironically 180 - a man after God's own heart on all levels |
03/01/26 |
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Winds of Winter is taking forever bc it sucks |
03/01/26 |
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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman changed my life circa 2012 |
03/01/26 |
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This place has never been the same since Rachmiel went out for cigs |
03/01/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
03/01/26 |
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Barnes and Noble Laureate tp |
03/01/26 |
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My sources tell me that the Ayatollah was a sacrificial lamb for replacement |
03/01/26 |
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Final pedophile discovered on Epstein Island, didn't know the party was over |
03/01/26 |
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Jester Max - I Hope They Serve Clown Game in Hell |
03/01/26 |
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RDJ circa 1992 as Charlie Chaplin is a criminally underrated biopic IMO |
03/01/26 |
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Ian Miles Cheong: Dubai bottle service. U: basement |
03/01/26 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
03/01/26 |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
03/01/26 |
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FizzKidd what is your MBTI |
03/01/26 |
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XOXOhth from early-00's to mid-10's was peak modern online America (read: AOL) |
03/01/26 |
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Rach finally texted me back, said he’d be back in ~2 weeks from cig run |
03/01/26 |
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Living vicariously through every Hiroshi Abe character tp |
03/01/26 |
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James Cameron Did Nothing Wrong (Avatar, Alita et al.) |
03/01/26 |
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🇮🇱 🇺🇸 💣 IRAN War News - Sun 3/1 |
03/01/26 |
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Whatever happened to JD Vance? Haven't seen that assclown in WEEKS |
03/01/26 |
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"You're my real gold medal" Rachmiel tells you as he pulls the plug on XO server |
03/01/26 |
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Vice sent liberal girl reporter to interview Rachmiel & he gave her XO accounts: |
03/01/26 |
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🚨 WWIII COUNTDOWN THREAD: NOTHING EVER HAPPENS 🚨 |
03/01/26 |
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Ayatollah CUMenei INTERCEPTS missile with massive CUM BLAST |
03/01/26 |
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Luis are you going to be an Ayatollah? Does Iran still require GRE scores to app |
03/01/26 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who megapoasts on Autoadmit between 1-5am |
03/01/26 |
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My 8th Instagram post got 5K “likes,” 188k views. Wanna see it? |
03/01/26 |
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A Dream of ZoZo-ing… 🌹🌸🌺🌷🌼🌿🍃🌱
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03/01/26 |
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Never read anything George RR Martin but “A Dream of Spring” is a 180 title |
03/01/26 |
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George R.R. Martin: "Winds of Winter will be packaged with Elder Scrolls VI" |
03/01/26 |
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lord miles spotted ALIVE in tehran: |
03/01/26 |
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Imagine if we agreed to put speed limits on missiles with Iran? Forget the nukes |
03/01/26 |
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Iran doesn't need tactical nukes, it's using speed as a force multiplier |
03/01/26 |
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A Dream of Male Esprit de Corps |
03/01/26 |
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🚨 Fuentes has been lost 🚨 |
03/01/26 |
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Learning that Emilio Estevez & Charlie Sheen are brothers still blows my mind... |
03/01/26 |
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Tactical nuke won't do shit to Iran. Strategic or don't even bother |
03/01/26 |
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Not flame, “Feminist News” just quoted Karlstack (link |
03/01/26 |
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“Walt Disney’s troubling personal history of Belle Epoque Supremacy” (NYT) |
03/01/26 |
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Alexa pausing Olivia Rodrigo song to ask if U like the name Alexa or Olivia more |
03/01/26 |
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"He's a real bandito in this thing" - Shia Labeouf on GK Chesterton |
03/01/26 |
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Larry Bird and Michael Jordan’s McDonald’s commercial except it’s XO poast |
03/01/26 |
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A Gondorian golden retriever poasting from Rivendell on his Iridium, tp |
03/01/26 |
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Starting to think that Reepicheep didn't do anything wrong |
03/01/26 |
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"I fail to see how the lack of unique poasters is relevant" - Rachmiel, probably |
03/01/26 |
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Wholesome alt hippie gf who unironically likes watching the puppy bowl each year |
03/01/26 |
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Is there a legit non-Israel reason for war with Iran? |
03/01/26 |
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Tolkien’s unheeded warnings about American cosmopolitanism tp |
03/01/26 |
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Shinzo Abe “see you space cowboy” meme except KamalaSexy tp 🪽🪽🪽 |
03/01/26 |
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XO IRAN fires 4 Ballistic Missiles at USS Abraham Lincoln! |
03/01/26 |
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Leisure class lab friend swears by Gelson's Bob VEALan gourmet dog treats |
03/01/26 |
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The Starlight Barking, read by your posh mommy gf, Catherine of Wales |
03/01/26 |
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Where do all the dogs go when they get “lost” I asked zeke. |
03/01/26 |
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Bob Vylan are this generation's Page and Plant |
03/01/26 |
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cowgod, why are jews trying to destroy valve? |
03/01/26 |
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Poll: How long will the Iran War bump in xo traffic last? |
03/01/26 |
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Who thinks North Korea can't glass Japan before doing South Korea? |
03/01/26 |
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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp |
03/01/26 |
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Melania Trump:"A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but..." |
03/01/26 |
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rach reinvigorating xo with frutiger aero theme |
03/01/26 |
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wait what's rachmiel tp's current moniker - I know he won't forget about us haha |
03/01/26 |
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We have such golden retriever stream of consciousness poasting to show you... |
03/01/26 |
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These old girls have earned their rest *ZoZo server, hamster sigh in peace* |
03/01/26 |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
03/01/26 |
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should I play the Resident Evil remake |
03/01/26 |
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Hard to imagine Europe was home to Nazis, Romans, other high T men |
03/01/26 |
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Closest historical equivalent of this I can think is battle of Dien Bien Phu |
03/01/26 |
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Khamenei Det On Day 1 Of War Is Kinda Anticlimactic.I'm Too Tired Of Winning? |
03/01/26 |
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did someone say frutiger aero? |
03/01/26 |
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felix the cat and istanbul street cat sharing a bowl of milk in Heaven |
03/01/26 |
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height is so important Orson Scott Card did a retcon in Ender's Game |
03/01/26 |
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Clavicular now becoming a social/political influencer - video |
03/01/26 |
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lol shitlibs are trying to "cancel" Open AI |
03/01/26 |
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CNN: America is going to war with Iran to "fulfill Amalek" (Karlstack) |
03/01/26 |
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Cartagena prostitute mugshot tumblr and twitter feed...180 |
03/01/26 |
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Stock Market Crash? |
03/01/26 |
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Hegseth: "To Our Enemies G-F-E & A-T-M, if necessary Rep Mace can translate that |
03/01/26 |
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"Intermittent Fasting" explained Peterman, spitting the RigPig's jizz into a jar |
03/01/26 |
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Trump gives himself Medal of Honor for beating bone spurs & flying to Iraq (vid) |
03/01/26 |
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nigger |
03/01/26 |
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Emilio of Tomorrow starring Tom “cuttingtable” Cruise |
03/01/26 |
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Can't tell if Shia Labeouf is too crazy or too sane for this world |
03/01/26 |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
03/01/26 |
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The Pentagon says it’s ‘lethalitymaxxing’. Why has ‘incel’ slang cross |
03/01/26 |
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Rich are evacuating Dubai by car like refugees |
03/01/26 |
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We should have a weekly boart vote for a thread highlighted on autoadmit X acct |
03/01/26 |
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In Harvey Weinstein era Sydney Sweeney would've relegated to D league |
03/01/26 |
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Reminder: Right-Wingers Created the Caucasian Racial Category |
03/01/26 |
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“The modern world is 180.” - GK Chesterton |
03/01/26 |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
03/01/26 |
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We have such Dodgers & NPB inspirational moments to show you |
03/01/26 |
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Going Asian & Going Aslan meeting in the Interstellar bookcase realm (link) |
03/01/26 |
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Obama to Ayatollah Khamenei: I Promise Not to Strike Assad |
03/01/26 |
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Jimmy Carter, Seal, Heidi Klum discussing AIPAC at Batman premier (link) |
03/01/26 |
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the "right wing" twitter accounts awkwardly trying to cheerlead this are patheti |
03/01/26 |
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The modern world is madder than any satires on it... |
03/01/26 |
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Saint-Exupery was a pioneer of Frutiger Aeropostale circa his airmail pilot days |
03/01/26 |
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It's not antisemitism, it's "Israel fatigue" |
03/01/26 |
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would love to wake up to news a bunch of sand niggers got turned to glass |
03/01/26 |
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NYUUG -- come ITT and rate this BAC |
03/01/26 |
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don't be surprised to wake up to $30K bitcoin tomorrow |
03/01/26 |
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prestigious time gaps between first poast and emilio bump |
03/01/26 |
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I’m gonna laugh my ass off when SPjr gets SNATCHED UP |
03/01/26 |
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Trump wearing ayatollah assaholah shirt to dinner with Iranian delegation |
03/01/26 |
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"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks |
03/01/26 |
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Pisses me off how hot the daughter is on "Landman" |
03/01/26 |
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Mina Kimes in tasteful lingerie asking you to scramble your Autoadmit pw |
03/01/26 |
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"I... mainstreamed... Amalek..." you croak as your grandkids pull the plug |
03/01/26 |
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Horishi Abe circa Because We Forget Everything (2022) |
03/01/26 |
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Onnne two, spaceporn’s coming for you, threeeee four, better lock your door... |
03/01/26 |
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The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters |
03/01/26 |
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Saw 2 surfer guys w real men 💝 Jesus decal, thought of mousemo and BEAVER |
03/01/26 |
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Can I be the new Ayatollah Assaholah? (Peterman praying for Iran invasion) |
03/01/26 |
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Live footage of me and Mousemo dog paddling towards the sunrise ITT |
03/01/26 |
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“No, Becky, he’s different. He’s not like other ayotollahs.” |
03/01/26 |
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Brent futures only at 76/barrel, not too bad |
03/01/26 |
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Asking Alexa and Siri which Halo game Cortana looked prettiest in |
03/01/26 |
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Why don't hamas and hezbollah pop off right now? |
03/01/26 |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
03/01/26 |
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"I DID THAT" Trump stickers next to $4 gas |
03/01/26 |
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What should have Iran have done? They're current plan seems dumbest possible |
03/01/26 |
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