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Was Doobs a real person?

Or is he just a mythical figure?
Swashbuckling Doobsian Address
  10/06/24
(doobs)
Olive deer antler space
  10/07/24
It was all true
heady patrolman
  10/06/24
...
Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation
  10/07/24
...
Spectacular Indecent Menage
  10/07/24
Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm
Ruby athletic conference
  10/10/24
I am a Doobs alt
insane chad toaster
  10/06/24
Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant i...
Excitant Slate Theater Stage
  10/07/24
Lmao he was shot? Details pls.
Black thriller cuck
  10/07/24
There were some online news articles. It was a few years ag...
pale free-loading native
  10/07/24
That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded
Bronze Chapel Selfie
  10/07/24
it was incredible
pale free-loading native
  10/07/24
did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't fin...
Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation
  10/07/24
he survived fine but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tri...
pale free-loading native
  10/07/24
lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFA...
Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation
  10/07/24
...
pale free-loading native
  10/07/24
Already poasted below
heady patrolman
  10/07/24
he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that migh...
smoky hell
  10/07/24
the funniest part was that in the original news story the sh...
Curious sickened degenerate
  10/07/24
Lol beat me to it
heady patrolman
  10/07/24
Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online...
Excitant Slate Theater Stage
  10/07/24
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagl...
Deranged hall
  10/07/24
Says nothing about Doobs though
Excitant Slate Theater Stage
  10/07/24
His name was in the original story
heady patrolman
  10/07/24
i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, rep...
Deranged hall
  10/07/24
It really is impressive. He could probably make a living sel...
heady patrolman
  10/07/24
He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.
Excitant Slate Theater Stage
  10/07/24
What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other ...
indigo hideous market associate
  10/07/24
i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or ...
Flirting pisswyrm
  10/07/24
I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info abo...
indigo hideous market associate
  10/07/24
yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doob...
Flirting pisswyrm
  10/07/24
Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mi...
indigo hideous market associate
  10/07/24
Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and a...
Excitant Slate Theater Stage
  10/07/24
https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670
mind-boggling locale
  10/07/24
Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.
Excitant Slate Theater Stage
  10/07/24
Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obse...
Lilac organic girlfriend den
  10/07/24
Wrong
Excitant Slate Theater Stage
  10/07/24
...
cobalt box office incel
  10/07/24
I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.
insanely creepy cowardly stag film candlestick maker
  10/07/24
he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going...
Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation
  10/07/24
(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)
Bronze Chapel Selfie
  10/07/24
...
Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation
  10/07/24
...
insane chad toaster
  10/07/24
pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. sta...
smoky hell
  10/07/24
Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot ...
Lavender aromatic house
  10/07/24
It's different when we did it
Bronze Chapel Selfie
  10/07/24
estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything nota...
smoky hell
  10/07/24
I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sl...
Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation
  10/07/24
You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers ...
Lavender aromatic house
  10/07/24
a ton of people pretended to be women on xo
insane chad toaster
  10/07/24
alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill
smoky hell
  10/07/24
...
Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation
  10/07/24
What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same...
Lavender aromatic house
  10/07/24
the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doo...
Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation
  10/07/24
...
Bronze Chapel Selfie
  10/07/24
The other attorney with his name had to literally become an ...
bespoke pit
  10/07/24
i really liek it here
insane chad toaster
  10/07/24
...
Bronze Chapel Selfie
  10/07/24
u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zet...
Lake jewess
  10/07/24
...
Flirting pisswyrm
  10/07/24
...
Beady-eyed roommate
  11/19/24
I don't even think he was actually a CPA
Hilarious kitchen scourge upon the earth
  10/07/24
He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public ...
Lascivious abnormal forum liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
Pretty weird that you know this
arousing corner keepsake machete
  10/07/24
sup Andrew
Lascivious abnormal forum liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
lol, is that some non-attorney position?
Deranged hall
  10/07/24
Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.
fishy goal in life
  10/07/24
Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein Once upon a ...
hyperventilating area therapy
  10/07/24
...
diverse territorial base
  10/07/24
Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different
pale free-loading native
  10/07/24
A twink gone rogue
Ruby athletic conference
  10/07/24
...
hyperventilating area therapy
  10/07/24
He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO hist...
Cyan contagious messiness
  10/07/24
halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history ...
insane chad toaster
  10/07/24
And Johnsmeyer?
hyperventilating area therapy
  10/07/24
i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of x...
insane chad toaster
  10/07/24
Historically important but did not have the bort-altering im...
Cyan contagious messiness
  10/07/24
c12
Flirting pisswyrm
  10/07/24
he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you ...
Deranged hall
  10/07/24
Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cuc...
snowy laughsome gas station corn cake
  10/07/24
Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost dr...
Ruby athletic conference
  10/07/24
Holy shit really?
snowy laughsome gas station corn cake
  10/07/24
confirmed
Ruby athletic conference
  10/07/24
If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him
concupiscible sex offender sanctuary
  10/07/24
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Curious sickened degenerate
  10/07/24
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Flirting pisswyrm
  10/07/24
say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working...
Bat-shit-crazy field mother
  10/07/24
he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and ...
Flirting pisswyrm
  10/07/24
they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists
concupiscible sex offender sanctuary
  10/07/24
sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very rece...
Flirting pisswyrm
  10/07/24
loooooollll
concupiscible sex offender sanctuary
  10/07/24
she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp
hairraiser buff mood marketing idea
  10/07/24
She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive ...
Lascivious abnormal forum liquid oxygen
  10/07/24
is that why you shot him?
Orchid Persian
  10/07/24
lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this ...
Black thriller cuck
  10/07/24
doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually ...
Lake jewess
  10/07/24
Doobs is real, and he's spectacular
hairraiser buff mood marketing idea
  10/07/24
Heh.
maroon erotic nibblets
  10/07/24
and a real human diaper
Lake jewess
  10/07/24
...
stirring fiercely-loyal hominid
  11/19/24
There’s a little doobs in every long time poster
Appetizing Claret Senate
  10/07/24
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Lake jewess
  10/07/24
Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal ca...
indigo hideous market associate
  10/07/24
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Citrine swollen theater private investor
  10/07/24
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Swashbuckling Doobsian Address
  10/10/24
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fart nigger
  02/12/26


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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Doobsian Address

Or is he just a mythical figure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171332)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: Olive deer antler space

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173016)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: heady patrolman

It was all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171352)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171401)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Spectacular Indecent Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171404)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Ruby athletic conference

Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48183468)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: insane chad toaster

I am a Doobs alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171356)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Excitant Slate Theater Stage

Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant in Alaska and was actually shot.

I joined just after he left but yea I remember there was real hysteria at that time because the guy was using peoples' details to figure out who they were and then harassing them offline. People were paranoid of him back in like 2010 when I joined.

I know his real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171361)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Black thriller cuck

Lmao he was shot? Details pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171379)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: pale free-loading native

There were some online news articles. It was a few years ago. Seems that Doobs's neighbor in their Anchorage suburb was a major methhead and had some kind of paranoid outburst and started shooting around his house. Doobs got shot lying in bed in his own house.

Somehow all of those articles seem to no longer be online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171398)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Bronze Chapel Selfie

That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171405)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: pale free-loading native

it was incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171432)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation

did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't find jack shit about him online anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171406)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: pale free-loading native

he survived fine

but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tried to remove his online presence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171431)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation

lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFAO , oh doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171438)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: pale free-loading native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171444)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: heady patrolman

Already poasted below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173230)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: smoky hell

he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that might've been unrelated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Curious sickened degenerate

the funniest part was that in the original news story the shooter claimed doobs was shining a light in his house to look at him and that’s why he shot him.

he may have been paranoid and on meth but there’s a high likelihood doobs actually was trying to look in the guy’s house a bunch and he just got sick of the stalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172364)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: heady patrolman

Lol beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173233)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Excitant Slate Theater Stage

Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online anymore. Really incredible. The guy was the best in the world at finding who you are, and finding you. But also the best opsec apparently and got his shit wiped from the www.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Deranged hall

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/#:~:text=Todd%20Driskill,%2057,%20fired%20at%20officers%20as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172449)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Excitant Slate Theater Stage

Says nothing about Doobs though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172976)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: heady patrolman

His name was in the original story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173244)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Deranged hall

i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, reputation defender style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173277)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: heady patrolman

It really is impressive. He could probably make a living selling however he scrubbed literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173331)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: Excitant Slate Theater Stage

He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173497)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: indigo hideous market associate

What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other attorney who shares the same name as Doobs has specialized his legal practice in. This is no doubt in large part due to Doobs' actions polluting the search results for that name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174186)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Flirting pisswyrm

i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or if it was all the other guy. seems like doobs may have lucked out that the only other attorney with his name not only is around the age to make the stuff about doobs plausibly about him, but also motivated and talented enough to get that shit scrubbed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174305)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: indigo hideous market associate

I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info about the shooting incident wasn't due to some concerted effort to scrub info from the internet

IIRC there was just one outlet that named Doobs as the victim, and that outlet subsequently went through some sort of reorganization on their website and got rid of all their old stories

There's a general tendency to not name crime victims in the press in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174360)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Flirting pisswyrm

yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doobs calling the paper and asking him to remove his name, but not having a hand in removing all this other shit, as well.

there used to be a MASSIVE amount of doobs shit if you googled his name. i'm surprised anyone got rid of it. it seems more likely it's the guy that made getting this shit off the internet his career rather than our ole pal doobs, whose opsec and legal acumen was never stellar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174396)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: indigo hideous market associate

Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mid 2010s

The "Heh, she likes to fuck" poast dates to 2013 and he stuck around a lot longer after that

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217254&forum_id=2#22907429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171564)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Excitant Slate Theater Stage

Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and all his stalking endeavors. It's not online anymore either, I think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172419)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling locale

https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173339)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Excitant Slate Theater Stage

Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173502)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Lilac organic girlfriend den

Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obsessed Online Betrayer of Secrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171367)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Excitant Slate Theater Stage

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171370)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: cobalt box office incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171567)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: insanely creepy cowardly stag film candlestick maker

I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171381)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation

he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going to hang with him once but plans fell through on my end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171411)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Bronze Chapel Selfie

(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171420)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: insane chad toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171429)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: smoky hell

pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. stalking poasters and negotiating backroom deals for twist pics. it was all real. all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171408)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Lavender aromatic house

Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot of that actually. I'll even say too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171421)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Bronze Chapel Selfie

It's different when we did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171424)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: smoky hell

estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything notable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171442)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation

I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sleeping with fem poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171443)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Lavender aromatic house

You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171476)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: insane chad toaster

a ton of people pretended to be women on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171445)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: smoky hell

alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171446)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171422)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Lavender aromatic house

What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same name who was a law student at around the same time who I think started using his middle name to distinguish himself or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171416)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone ultramarine juggernaut mediation

the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doobs away and his bright red pisswrwm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171426)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Bronze Chapel Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172039)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: bespoke pit

The other attorney with his name had to literally become an internet defamation specialist bc of the name issue. It’s his main practice now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172231)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: insane chad toaster

i really liek it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172232)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Bronze Chapel Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172255)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Lake jewess

u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zetas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172263)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Flirting pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172942)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48357861)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Hilarious kitchen scourge upon the earth

I don't even think he was actually a CPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171427)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Lascivious abnormal forum liquid oxygen

He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public defender's office in Oklahoma, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171571)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:23 AM
Author: arousing corner keepsake machete

Pretty weird that you know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171888)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Lascivious abnormal forum liquid oxygen

sup Andrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172413)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Deranged hall

lol, is that some non-attorney position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171889)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: fishy goal in life

Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172695)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: hyperventilating area therapy

Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein

Once upon a time in the vast and rugged expanse of Alaska, there was a young lawyer named Andrew Stebbins. Known for his impeccable suits and razor-sharp intellect, Andrew had graduated from Indiana University Law School after honing his skills at SUNY Buffalo. He worked at a small but respected law firm in Anchorage, where the isolation of the state often compounded the pressures of the legal profession.

But beneath the polished exterior, Andrew felt a gnawing sense of dissatisfaction. The legal world in Alaska was challenging, and despite his successes, he craved attention beyond the courtroom. In a moment of impulsive creativity, Andrew created an online persona: Danny Dooberstein, a quirky and outspoken lawyer who was unapologetically feminine.

Danny quickly became a sensation on various internet forums, known for his humorous takes on legal jargon and satirical posts about the profession. But as his online popularity grew, so did his outlandish antics. One fateful night, fueled by too much coffee and an impulsive streak, Andrew posted an image meant to be provocative—a picture of his reddened penis—alongside a post criticizing the toxic masculinity prevalent in the legal world.

The internet reacted predictably. While some were amused, others were horrified. But in a twist of fate, the picture ended up on a notorious racist message board frequented by disgruntled lawyers who reveled in mocking anyone who dared to step outside their rigid norms. The post about Danny Dooberstein quickly spiraled into a meme, with users sharing it widely and crafting all sorts of parodies.

“Look at this ‘lawyer,’” one user wrote. “Clearly he has a case of the red flags!” Another chimed in, “What’s next, a legal brief written in lipstick?” The comments turned into a cruel comedy show, and before long, Andrew became the laughingstock of the very profession he aspired to excel in.

Days turned into weeks, and the humiliation reached a fever pitch. Andrew couldn’t show his face at the law firm without being met with snickers and knowing glances. Colleagues who once respected him now looked at him with a mix of pity and amusement. His attempts to explain himself only made matters worse, and soon he was known as “Danny Dooberstein” not just online but in the real world too.

Feeling the weight of embarrassment, Andrew retreated from the law firm and the online world. He spent long nights reflecting on his decisions, replaying the moment he hit "post" on that fateful picture. It was a time for self-discovery, and as he sat alone in his small apartment, he began to explore what it truly meant to be authentic.

Gradually, Andrew decided to reclaim his narrative. He crafted a blog titled “Beyond the Law,” where he discussed mental health, the pressures of the legal profession, and the importance of being true to oneself. He shared his experience openly, revealing the struggles behind his online persona and the mistakes that led to his downfall.

Surprisingly, the blog resonated with many. Lawyers from various backgrounds across the state reached out, sharing their own tales of insecurity and the longing for acceptance in a judgmental world. The support he received became a balm for his wounded pride. Andrew learned that vulnerability could forge connections far deeper than the superficial admiration he had sought as Danny Dooberstein.

Months later, Andrew was invited to speak at a legal conference in Juneau. With trepidation, he took the stage and shared his story. As he spoke about the absurdity of his past antics and the importance of authenticity, the audience listened intently. By the end of his speech, he received a standing ovation, not for his former exploits, but for his courage to embrace his flaws and learn from them.

In the end, Andrew Stebbins transformed from a figure of ridicule into an advocate for change within the Alaskan legal community. Though the specter of Danny Dooberstein lingered, he learned to own it—not as a source of shame, but as a chapter in his journey towards genuine self-acceptance. And perhaps, just perhaps, the legal world in Alaska could learn a thing or two from a lawyer who dared to be different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171579)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: diverse territorial base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171984)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: pale free-loading native

Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171990)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Ruby athletic conference

A twink gone rogue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172065)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating area therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174022)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:06 AM
Author: Cyan contagious messiness

He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO history alongside NYCFan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171877)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: insane chad toaster

halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172166)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: hyperventilating area therapy

And Johnsmeyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172246)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: insane chad toaster

i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of xoxo. you could make a reasonable argument for either of them to be the most consequential/important/best poaster of all time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172252)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Cyan contagious messiness

Historically important but did not have the bort-altering impact Doobs did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Flirting pisswyrm

c12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172945)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:16 AM
Author: Deranged hall

he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48171885)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: snowy laughsome gas station corn cake

Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cucks him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172091)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Ruby athletic conference

Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost driskilled Doobs while firing his gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172095)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: snowy laughsome gas station corn cake

Holy shit really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172164)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Ruby athletic conference

confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172237)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: concupiscible sex offender sanctuary

If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172418)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Curious sickened degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172456)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Flirting pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172947)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy field mother

say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working on 5th ave come true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48172423)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Flirting pisswyrm

he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and i was not a very notable poaster in the golden era. i can't imagine the flood of doobsian gchats the megapoasters of the time were subjected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173170)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: concupiscible sex offender sanctuary

they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173185)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: Flirting pisswyrm

sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very recently i believe, and i wish i had archived them heh). but i do have this one email that i've only partially redacted so those in the know can verify it's authenticity.

i have no idea why he sent this to me specifically and i didn't respond to it. in fact, i only noticed it in my inbox years later.

[DELETED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173215)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: concupiscible sex offender sanctuary

loooooollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173227)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser buff mood marketing idea

she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173336)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Lascivious abnormal forum liquid oxygen

She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive language. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173378)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Orchid Persian

is that why you shot him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174490)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Black thriller cuck

lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174677)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Lake jewess

doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually

we: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174720)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: hairraiser buff mood marketing idea

Doobs is real, and he's spectacular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173322)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: maroon erotic nibblets

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173415)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Lake jewess

and a real human diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48173463)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: stirring fiercely-loyal hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48357929)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Claret Senate

There’s a little doobs in every long time poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174724)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Lake jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174743)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: indigo hideous market associate

Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal case? It languished in the courts for years and I think it finally got resolved a year or so ago but the Alaska court records website is a real piece of shit and doesn't actually say what happened to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48174804)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Citrine swollen theater private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48175808)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Doobsian Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#48183377)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2!#49665432)