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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Black floppy hall
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Unhinged jew dopamine
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
yellow passionate resort psychic
  03/02/24
...
Shaky locale
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Blue stage clown
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Unhinged jew dopamine
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Blue stage clown
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Unhinged jew dopamine
  03/02/24
lmao
Magical lascivious step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
diverse very tactful queen of the night heaven
  03/03/24
...
Mind-boggling point doctorate
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Harsh orchestra pit
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Black floppy hall
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
pearl toilet seat home
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Black floppy hall
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
pearl toilet seat home
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Galvanic honey-headed halford market
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
High-end awkward kitchen
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Stirring salmon pocket flask gunner
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Comical orange partner abode
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
slimy idea he suggested feces
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Umber bearded gaming laptop twinkling uncleanness
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Talented impertinent stage jap
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Submissive scourge upon the earth toaster
  03/02/24
...
pale incel
  03/02/24
...
Out-of-control Therapy Tattoo
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
pale incel
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Out-of-control Therapy Tattoo
  03/02/24
...
Magical lascivious step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
...
razzmatazz abusive goyim
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Vibrant range
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Black floppy hall
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
180 orchid preventive strike
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Black floppy hall
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
180 orchid preventive strike
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
fragrant gay boltzmann skinny woman
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Blue stage clown
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Black floppy hall
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
laughsome volcanic crater
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Black floppy hall
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
coiffed ocher masturbator
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
pearly self-absorbed cumskin senate
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Black floppy hall
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Ruby haunted graveyard
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Comical orange partner abode
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
High-end awkward kitchen
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Talented impertinent stage jap
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Galvanic honey-headed halford market
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Talented impertinent stage jap
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
jet electric theatre
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
twinkling rough-skinned space
  03/03/24
"shit"
Umber bearded gaming laptop twinkling uncleanness
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Lilac site dingle berry
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Glittery Disrespectful Menage Main People
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Maize pozpig deer antler
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
adventurous puppy
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
twinkling rough-skinned space
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
wonderful church
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Dashing hyperactive property
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
big lemon forum associate
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
titillating genital piercing police squad
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Black floppy hall
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Thriller lavender voyeur karate
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Black floppy hall
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
pearl toilet seat home
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Black floppy hall
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Harsh orchestra pit
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
twinkling rough-skinned space
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Disturbing Exciting Legal Warrant Legend
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Black floppy hall
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Disturbing Exciting Legal Warrant Legend
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Black floppy hall
  03/11/24
...
soul-stirring brunch sneaky criminal
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Galvanic honey-headed halford market
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
arousing son of senegal
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Talented impertinent stage jap
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Talented impertinent stage jap
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
slimy idea he suggested feces
  03/11/24
...
arousing son of senegal
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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Mind-boggling point doctorate
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Black floppy hall
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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Dead address generalized bond
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Black floppy hall
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Comical orange partner abode
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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nighttime rigor
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
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Shaky locale
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
boyish hospital mad-dog skullcap
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
arousing son of senegal
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
razzle brethren theater stage
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
wonderful church
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Dashing hyperactive property
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Thriller lavender voyeur karate
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
nighttime rigor
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Black floppy hall
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
High-end awkward kitchen
  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
boyish hospital mad-dog skullcap
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Black floppy hall
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
High-end awkward kitchen
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Black floppy hall
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Shaky locale
  03/16/24
...
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  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
Swashbuckling stead
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
...
Galvanic honey-headed halford market
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Dashing hyperactive property
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Unhinged jew dopamine

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: yellow passionate resort psychic

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Shaky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Blue stage clown

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Unhinged jew dopamine

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Blue stage clown

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Unhinged jew dopamine

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Magical lascivious step-uncle's house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: diverse very tactful queen of the night heaven

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Harsh orchestra pit

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: pearl toilet seat home

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: pearl toilet seat home

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Galvanic honey-headed halford market

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: High-end awkward kitchen

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Stirring salmon pocket flask gunner

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Comical orange partner abode

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: slimy idea he suggested feces

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Umber bearded gaming laptop twinkling uncleanness

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Talented impertinent stage jap

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Submissive scourge upon the earth toaster

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: pale incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Out-of-control Therapy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: pale incel

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Out-of-control Therapy Tattoo

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Magical lascivious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz abusive goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Vibrant range

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: 180 orchid preventive strike

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: 180 orchid preventive strike

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: fragrant gay boltzmann skinny woman

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Blue stage clown

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: laughsome volcanic crater

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: coiffed ocher masturbator

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: pearly self-absorbed cumskin senate

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Ruby haunted graveyard

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Comical orange partner abode

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: High-end awkward kitchen

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Talented impertinent stage jap

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Galvanic honey-headed halford market

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Talented impertinent stage jap

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: jet electric theatre

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: twinkling rough-skinned space

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Umber bearded gaming laptop twinkling uncleanness

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Lilac site dingle berry

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Glittery Disrespectful Menage Main People

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Maize pozpig deer antler

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: adventurous puppy

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: twinkling rough-skinned space

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: wonderful church

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Dashing hyperactive property

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: big lemon forum associate

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: titillating genital piercing police squad

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Thriller lavender voyeur karate

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: pearl toilet seat home

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Harsh orchestra pit

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: twinkling rough-skinned space

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Disturbing Exciting Legal Warrant Legend

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Disturbing Exciting Legal Warrant Legend

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch sneaky criminal



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Galvanic honey-headed halford market

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: arousing son of senegal

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Talented impertinent stage jap

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Talented impertinent stage jap

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: slimy idea he suggested feces

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: arousing son of senegal



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Disturbing Exciting Legal Warrant Legend

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Vermilion Contagious Fat Ankles Meetinghouse

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling point doctorate



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: translucent confused lay



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Dead address generalized bond



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Comical orange partner abode

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: boyish hospital mad-dog skullcap

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: nighttime rigor



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Henna school wagecucks

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Shaky locale



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: boyish hospital mad-dog skullcap

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: arousing son of senegal

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: razzle brethren theater stage

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: wonderful church

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Dashing hyperactive property

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Thriller lavender voyeur karate

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: nighttime rigor

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: High-end awkward kitchen

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Offensive striped hyena



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Violet racy house



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia Nudist Milk



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring brunch sneaky criminal



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Bateful chartreuse casino ladyboy

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Comical orange partner abode

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Black floppy hall



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: boyish hospital mad-dog skullcap

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Black floppy hall

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Gaped Quadroon Antidepressant Drug

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: High-end awkward kitchen

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: adulterous heady nursing home



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Black floppy hall

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Shaky locale

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch sneaky criminal



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Autistic Crackhouse Weed Whacker



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Excitant sapphire corner coffee pot

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: obsidian theater jewess

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Galvanic honey-headed halford market



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Dashing hyperactive property

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: irradiated field

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: translucent confused lay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Medicated faggot firefighter

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Henna school wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Disturbing Exciting Legal Warrant Legend

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: curious zippy whorehouse

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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