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Watch Candy Ride/ZZZ get bench slapped for 15 straight minutes by FL Appeals Ct
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:23 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) candy ride/zzz starts immediately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvl_yPUjJCY
this is even better than spaceporn's honk hearing
candy ride filed a shitty brief, court rejected it for being shit so he had to file another, but it was still shit. at oral argument he spends the entire time arguing about his shitty lawyering, never even getting to the merits of the case.
against the hot bench grilling him on his god awful lawyering (something candy ride/zzz has a lot of experience with), candy ride/zzz repeatedly "respectfully" accuses the court of splitting hairs and not being fair. |
Date: August 14th, 2025 10:24 PM Author: """'"'"""'' meh, I clicked, it's boring... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186526) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) you will not be disappointed. candy ride is exactly as obstinate, stubborn and stupid irl as he is here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186536) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: """'"'"""'' this shit is dragging on, his voice is monotone, the video is 52 minutes long. I don't have time for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186543) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) zzz's bit is only 15min (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186555) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186638) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) Candy Ride asking “does the guy’s last name begin with a Z? I forget” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186537) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) odd case but his (now former) partner didn't join him at his new firm, which opened up months after this. do you think it has anything to do with the fact that every time zzz has appeared in court he's gotten slapped and nearly sanctioned for dogshit work product? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186553) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: """'"'"""'' how many times has he been sanctioned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186556) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:36 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) he almost got sanctioned and called EPAH begging him not to. im not aware of him ever being sanctioned. but literally every case he's been in the judge has scolded him for dogshit pleadings. epah and tsinah's cases were replete with amended filings for shit like this. my favorite with when he labeled every batestamp the same lol.
at first i gave him the benefit of the doubt of just being nervous or whatever. but here we are at an appellate court heading into an oral argument and he can't fucking get it right. the guy is dumber than dogshit. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:45 PM Author: """'"'"""'' I assume this is par for the course in shitlaw though. the Judges probably just assume half the lawyers are braindead mouth breathers and look at their jobs as mostly babysitting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186602) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) absolutely not. that's what makes this so funny. just look at how the other lawyers in the vid perform.
that's the thing -- shitlaw is *SO BAD* that you have to be *PARTICULARLY* bad for a judge to get frustrated with you. and *EVERY TIME* he's been in court this has happened.
he sucks. are you a lawyer? jw because if you are and read his briefs and his performance it's very obvious he sucks that might not be apparent to laymans. this isn't out of bias, note that every here was on team EPAH even though he's despised generally. zzz's lawyering is so bad people will say EPAH did a better job -- that's only possible if there's no defense of zzz at all. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) Possibly never bc gunner saud “nearly sanctioned”. So it’s possible he’s never been sanctioned at all not once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186566) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:36 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) lol at him getting yelled at for trying to rely on shit outside the record. Lmaooooooooo. Oh lord. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186563) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) he's such a dunning kruger midwit. he keeps thinking he can outsmart the judge.
"can you cite to evidence outside the record?"
"well uh you see the other courts didn't do THEIR job and uh pleading standards and uh you're asking me to prove a negative and..."
"you didn't answer the question." |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: """'"'"""'' timestamp plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186573) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; It’s early on when he is bitching about how the trial judges are all fools and he tried to share an injoke with the justice because he doesn’t understand that justices have sympathy for trial judges and will try to help them because they know it’s a hard job that doesn’t pay as much as it should and more good judges are needed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187232) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) This lawyer is incredibly fucking retarded. Even SP did better than this guy.
That being said this guy is not Candy Ride. I have a strong guy feeling it's just some other dude. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) it is 100% candy ride.
spaceporn did infinitely better for one very simple reason: he actually had the opportunity to talk about his case. candy ride could not even get to the merits because his filing was shit pure shit. this is an unmitigated embarrassment. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) I agree but I don't think it's Candy Ride. They seem too different. He uses too many big words Candy Ride doesn't know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186594) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) i know to a certainty it's candy ride.
candy ride went to chicago after all. he's dumb in a very peculiar way. i think a lot of it is arrogant and obstinance (surprise surprise!) he digs in his heels and refuses to consider anything. with the discover case he ran back her to talk about how the judge with a stupid ttt grad. listen to him here getting mad at the court for "splitting hairs." he can't get out of his own way. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) This is all true but Candy Ride never talks like this. It's just not him. Different diction. It's just a different dumb guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186626) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) oh well if his dictation is different i guess that settles it. guess cslg, chandler, epah, and tsinah all copping to it at different points is irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186635) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) who caught GJR returning under an unknown moniker at least 7 times from retirement? That's right I did. I have an incredible knack for this shit. Trust my instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186640) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) i've seen you misidentify people way more. also as i said i know it to a certainty. people talk. and candy ride is not well liked so people talk a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186647) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) some of that was me joking around like it became a meme after a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186651) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186683) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:44 PM Author: """'"'"""'' what's the evidence this is Candy Ride again?
I remember it being him but I dont remember why. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:49 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) (Zachary zermay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186618) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) multiple poasters outed him that were involved in his cases
he frequently says "i" when talking about zzz when he's flustered
all known facts about candy ride line up (florida, uchicago, etc)
there's no doubt he's a poaster considering he repped rt against epah and repped tsinah
he was in a video about his grandma's house getting hit by a hurricane and poasted in on here
during live hearings he immediately jumped in threads about it after it was concluded passionately defending zzz's performance and knowing details about what happened despite not being in the video chat
there's many more things but he's associated irl with a lot of poasters and has burnt bridges so of course they've copped to it. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) I’m filing a conversion claim against zzz for making me listen to his retarded ass get repeatedly pwnd by Florida judges (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186609) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:49 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) If you make a sale, even one in which you are defrauded, and you complete that sale it is no longer a conversion case imo bc you transferred title of property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186619) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) Stick your balls up my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186633) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; What kind of horseshit goes on in Florida jfc this is all trial court demurrer level stuff and ZZZ had three chances to plead it correctly and now he’s basically arguing whether he pled the black letter law elements after three chances (and he didn’t.) Come on man. Can any monkey practice law in Florida? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186631) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) The judge is also hilarious for being an incredible hardo. Seems like the "aren't iPads crazy" guy or sundry. Judge lifting heavy weights and blasting RATM before he goes into these sessions to tear some rando a new asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186645) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) ZZZ is literally the worst lawyer I know and I know a lot. I can hear his voice shaking as he argues this thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186641) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: """'"'"""'' is this the real CSLG? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186644) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) I think so, lmaoooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186649) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) how is he not more prepared? He's worse than your average Kill Tony guest is at comedy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186653) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) it bugged me how he went to "fuck cslg what a kike" after you gave up on him. now look he's partnered up with a black blm defund guy after spending the last 10 years typing racist rants online.
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762548&mc=42&forum_id=2
the guy has no fucking spine or principles. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; ZZZ you can’t do these kinds of low stakes cases unless you have a significant number of income generating cases also. And to date you don’t. You are gonna end up taking three computer programming jobs at one time if you don’t wise up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186646) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) overemployed programmer is the new DLA Piper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186652) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱) I don't consider myself overemployed. I'm optimally employed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186694) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) it's especially difficult to operate on volume when it takes 5+ amendments for every pleading you file (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186655) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:04 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; Literally laughed out loud. Florida courts must be … generous … |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Florent Geroux ZZZ is not Candy Ride. This is spaceporn level shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186681) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) Thanks, trusted poaster Florent Geroux (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186687) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:23 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; Aka candy ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186724) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) odd case he changed his moniker for the first time ever tonight! wow! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186730) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:23 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) you're right it's not spaceporn level shit candy ride. he was able to get through an appellate oral argument with a complete record and focus on the merits of his claim without the judge getting exasperated and explaining 1L civil procedure to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186722) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:12 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; Watching the “splitting hairs” bit now. Do not accuse appellate judges of “splitting hairs”. An atty in my jurisdiction tried the same horseshit and enraged the Justice. I had the benefit of listening to that oral argument and winced at the time. And here ZZZ had a dozen opportunities to concede which would be the right thing to do and instead he doubled down in front of a justice. Does ZZZ have some aggressive form of autism? |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; Yeah it’s autism.
I would love to have ZZZ defending one of my cases. He would literally double my recovery. Has he ever tried a jury case? |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; Oof. Milquetoast. Z I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You just piss people off and don’t know how to read the judge. If you stopped crapping on more experienced attys and tried to learn from them you might improve. But after seeing this I’m not sure you can. Nothing wrong with another line of work. Insurance adjuster pays well enough I think. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) He clearly is on the spectrum. And not in a good way like the rest of us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186721) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:23 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱) LJL is this spaceporn?
Although, to your credit, anyone who's read your poetry would naturally conclude that you *fully* understand the term 'milquetoast' |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:25 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; Didnt you hire ZZZ repeatedly? And “won every case”? Good judgment call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186732) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186748) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186758) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:38 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱) It was a great judgment call. In fact, the only bad judgment call made during the ordeal was me succumbing to Satan's tricks and remaining in law for as long as I did. I should've switched over to tech much earlier. But, I'm also a rarity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186774) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) but he said *respectfully*!
*respectfully* you're not being fair! *respectfully* you're splitting hairs! |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:26 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) EPAH does this too in oral arguments but he does it with a lot of charm and deference. All lawyers have to learn how to 'push back' against the panel at some point. EPAH is always firm but he comes prepared with lots of relevant info so the judge usually sits back and takes it in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186735) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:31 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; EPAH actually had training and presumably shut the fuck up at some point early on and listened to others and cried over his failure and strove to improve. This could have been an easy experience for Z but he belligerently made it significantly harder than it had to be just because he couldn’t read the room. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186750) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:35 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) it might not be apparent as a nonlawyer but candy ride is doing the equivalent of saying "respectfully you're an asshole" which is why the judge pauses out of sheer incredulousness and repeats the question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186766) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) no I could tell it did not go well for him. I think the larger issue wasn't his tone it was that he didn't have any points on the merits. If you're going to lack decorum it's probably fine if you actually have something to say. Much worse was he was totally unprepared. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186776) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; It was his tone. If that were better he would have had a moment of credibility on the merits. Even though he fucked up the whole argument with his autism, the justice was still showing mercy by asking opposing counsel if they should let him proceed to another attempt to replead yet again. If he or his colleague were “listening” they would have picked up that thread on rebuttal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186827) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) no, it's that he was rudely dismissive to a direct question. this essentially what happened.
judge: "you said there are 10 apples but you only gave me 1"
candy ride: "you're splitting hairs."
judge: "it's not splitting the hairs at all, you said there are 10 apples."
candy ride: "respectfully i disagree that it's not splitting hairs or nitpicky"
judge: "explain how that's splitting hairs. do you wish you would have just used different words?"
candy: "well we shouldn't be concerned about tricks of the trade here..."
judge: "you're implying that this is hyper-technical. i get that. i'm asking you to explain why."
candy: "well because the trial courts fucked up and you're being unfair."
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this is where it ends and the judge is about to roast candy ride again but is stopped because of time.
all he had to fucking do is say "sorry judge i meant that's 1 example of the 10 of the apples, i'll get you the other 9 tomorrow." the judge *EXPLICITLY* guides him to this by hand by asking if he should have used different words.
candy ride is just dug in and pissed at the trial courts. he's doing the same say he does here, just being obstinate and refusing to just admit to a fairly tiny mistake. instead of simply saying "whoops haha we fucked up an exhibit my bad haha happens a lot with me lol i'm pretty dumb" he repeats over and over again that the judge is being "nitpicky." even if the judge was (he wasn't), you don't say that. if a judge asks a stupid question you do your best to answer it. you can't just say "lol ur honor that's dumb moving on..." which is what candy ride did, and that's why the judge is fucking pissed at him. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186835) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:59 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) Why was his client never paid for the shipment?
I thought his barcode analogy was underrated. It was like sticking a bar code for bananas on a T bone steak. And the autistic hardo judge was looking AKSHUALLY A SALE WAS COMPLETE.
I'm with Candy Ride here. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) that's a total different thing than what i'm talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186851) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) Yes, yes it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186858) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:18 AM Author: Florent Geroux What law school taught you appellate advocacy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186902) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:21 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) lmao oh candy ride. always falling back on that 170 lsat and chicago degree. brother it doesn't matter if i went to yale or cooley i know enough not to repeatedly tell a judge he's being nitpicky rather than simply answering his question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186910) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:23 AM Author: Florent Geroux What do you know if you have never appeared in front of a judge by yourself or had elite training? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186913) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p93w7MpbZRw
if your elite chicago training brought you to getting laughed out of every court you've stepped in, of what use was the training? |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:23 AM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; I think you are best served by sitting this one out Z. Take the notes. You really fucked up here. Jfc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186916) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Florent Geroux I haven't even watched the video. I have been busy watching Back to the Frontier with my wife. It is a 180 show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186919) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:42 AM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) I wouldn’t be able to watch myself shit the bed either lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186931) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:43 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) he immediately changed his moniker and his been sperging in other threads. comes back an hour later:
hey guise i didn't watch lol did that guy's name start with a z? i was busy fucking my wife but i think he did a great job the judges were probably just mad about how much smarter he is than them. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186945) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; I don’t get why he didn’t see the judge was urging him to concede on a matter of common sense and he wouldn’t. Don’t care that his client was sitting right there — the point is to advocate not to try to “get thru” the strafe from an objectively bad pleading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186739) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) Cr even ur dumbass did better than this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186741) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) he behaves the same way here. he digs his heels in and gets sassy like the autistic twink he is. the panel was initially very kind to him considering his dogshit pleadings (conversion claim was lol) but when asked direct questions he just said "stfu you're being a nitpicky faggot."
why not just explain? or apologize and offer to supplement? anything other than responding "bro it's nbd don't work about it" when a judge asks you a direct fucking question. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, I think he did fine, but I don't think he's Candy Ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186740) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:31 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) i have to hand to the mpc crew: you are loyal. even when one of your based alt-right white supremacists saddles up with a BLM+defund+wewazkingz guy you stick together.
it's almost like you have no principles, spine, or convictions at all! |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, @grok is steadfast loyalty characteristic of people lacking principles, spine and conviction? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186875) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:13 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) fair enough. you place loyalty to your crew of alt-right retards above the alt-right convictions you've spent the last 10 years spamming 24/7.
congratulations! you take online flame wars more importantly than i could have possibly fathomed. i suppose that explains why you're lead by jewish flw and see no contradictions with that either. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:34 AM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, Both of the things you're describing -- loyalty to other posters and discussing alt-right views on the board -- fall broadly within the ambit of online flame wars, so all you can really say is that we consider some online flame wars more important than other online flame wars, which is trivially true of anyone I'm sure and doesn't support an assessment of the absolute (rather than relative) importance of any particular flame war (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186925) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:42 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) i'd say my ideology and core beliefs are more important to me than internet flame wars. but thanks for admitting that your beliefs are nothing more a method to squabble about things on the internet. can't say i'm surprised: but wow! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186932) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, Link to me (or really anyone) expressing ideological opposition to being friendly with a dood who was mistaken for another dood who went into business with a black dood?
You can't honestly accuse every person you label "alt-right" of hypocrisy on account of failing to adhere to the values you describe as "alt-right" |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:01 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) instead of compiling the countless threads of candy ride being a racist i'd rather just poast this video of him being a retard and shitty lawyer.
unlike candy ride i don't have to supply a record! i can just say it! |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove Does a day go by on xo where druggyatt isn't outing people? I think it's time this obsessive stalker is banned. Emailing rach now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186775) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:41 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) boner police used tbtp's first name in a thread today you didn't say anything.
"but she's a dumb whore so no one cares!"
Stay inconsistent, Frank. Another L for you. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: jew hater good catch--she'll totally fuck you now, you retarded kike loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186788) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) I have homemade sex tapes of us not that it's any of your business. In before "this is not the win you think it is." But nice try. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186793) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: jew hater you're a retarded ugly kike and so is box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186797) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) my penis is thicker than your wrists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186814) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:52 PM Author: jew hater no
youre a retarded kike |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) No u r (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186834) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: jew hater no
I'm White
you are a retarded kike |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:12 AM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) I'm Mayflower white ur an ugly potatohead who came way later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186886) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove Oh is there an exception in the rules that if someone posts someone else's name you personally get to out people? My bad. What a loophole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186791) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) I didn't out anyone. Your boy did though and now you're complaining about "outing" in general. You blank bumped a thread with outtable info in it. Totally inconsistent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186794) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove I don't know that poasters first name so how would I know? plus I probably didn't see the poast but I think outing people is against the rules yeah? I think the rules should apply to everyone. Sorry I can't tell you 2 apart your monikers look similar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186802) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:48 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) lol nice save you literally bumped a BP poast with outtable info and then complained about 'people outing' you two are tied at the hip and bump each other constantly all the time now that you're called out as inconsistent you're spewing nonsense everyone knows you lost this one but I don't autistically save receipts in a dossier so next time you say 'show proof' I won't have this on hand because I will have forgotten about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186805) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:49 PM Author: jew hater lay off the adderall you retarded kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186807) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) It's okay I won 1-0 vs Frank it's over this one is a W it's going in the dossier to be presented in future arguments years from now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186813) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:52 PM Author: jew hater no
youre a retarded kike |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) Dude an L is an L respect the game. Your side lost, we get a point. I'm playing by your rules now. We keep receipts of who got 'pwnd' forever and when we have a dispute we necrobump them forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186833) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: jew hater no
you are a retarded kike |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:21 AM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) *checks notes*
Actually sir you are a retarded kike. Not me sir. You have been mistaken. Furthermore my penis is thicker than your wrists. |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:59 PM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove you bumped this thread with outable info ok ban us both rach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186842) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:00 AM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) I at least tried to say that it's not him. I did the right thing you directly blank bumped outtable info. But I am willing to go down with you we can scramble pw in unison and call it a fair trade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186846) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove I have never outed anyone or posted anyones personal info - that is against the rules on xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186850) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) Me neither bud guess we both made the dean's list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186856) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:06 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) 1) he asked me to https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762548&mc=42&forum_id=2#49186182
2) it's not outing if candy ride =/= zzz as you all claim!
3) he's already fucking outed
4) stfu you fags spam out people all the time. after watching you do it for years i no longer have qualms about eye for an eye. get fucked ljl all you mpc faggots are FUCKING RETARDED. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:13 AM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove Looks like you are outing and breaking the rules. Rach is probably going to have to ban you. This is every day now. You really need time away from xo and drug rehab. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186890) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:15 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) considering he made me a mod and also outs people when they're being hateful deranged faggots i think i'll be ok. maybe if you weren't so poor you could keep the mpc servers running uecker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186898) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:17 AM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) *blind loyalty simp crew bump*
All MPC savages understand is war. I think they're starting to respect us given that we are now fighting fire with fire. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove Date: August 15th, 2025 12:15 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt)
considering he made me a mod and also outs people when they're being hateful deranged faggots i think i'll be ok. maybe if you weren't so poor you could keep the mpc servers running uecker.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2#49186898
Wow now he posted my last name. Anyone have rach's current email? |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:23 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) have the MPC general counsel candy ride file a notice of email demand with the department of internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186918) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:13 AM Author: Florent Geroux (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186891) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:45 PM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; Okay. I watched as much as I could stomach. Z, dude, you need to make sure you have liability coverage. I’m not saying you are gonna get sued for malpractice or anything like that, but you need to have basic coverage. Everyone should have basic coverage. You can’t go into litigating business disputes at your level without having coverage. I am not trying to insult you — hell I have always had coverage myself — but you need to have it if you don’t. And that includes tail coverage as I assume your days of rambling from place to place haven’t ended yet. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:01 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) he needs to stop being a lawyer, honestly. or accept that he's not as smart as he thinks he is and work on being diligent and humble. he runs into this with every case: shitty pleadings and getting snippy about it.
there's not a very high bar to being an ok attorney. idk what his problem is. everyone fucks up, i certainly have many times. but at some point if you're fucking up, filing frequent amendments, getting bench slapped... either you're not being diligent or you just don't have the ability to do the job. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; The latter probably and you are correct about it not being a high bar. Basically if being a trial lawyer doesn’t come naturally to you then just put in a ton of work and you’ll be at least decent. And the workload is double or triple when you are early on in a legal career. He doesn’t want to put in the work because it is often painful and humbling and so he won’t get better. But more than that, I’m really concerned about how he completely whiffed here as you described earlier itt. That pleading issue was a situation he should know how to get out of deftly by any measure, particularly in light of his prestigious law school training, yet he sounded completely tone deaf and autistic like he was posting on xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186878) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:19 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) in both the conversion and evidence parts the judge very gently guides him to the right answer but zzz has his heels dug in. he refuses to take an L and just makes excuses. that scoff he made when he mentioned one was a senior judge was so infuriating. he did the same thing with the discover case when he ran back her to say the judge was just pissed because she's a ttt grad and knew he's smarter.
i've seen a lot of pretty stupid lawyers wind up doing an ok job. all you have to do is be humble and learn from your mistakes. candy ride seems to have the cognitive horsepower to be a lawyer. but that doesn't matter if you just half ass everything because you think you're smarter than everyone else.
he got no offered as a 2L and it's getting easier to udnerstand why. it doesn't matter how smart you were, you know when another lawyer handed him something to correct he displayed this same entitled arrogance. i mean, if this is how he behaves at a fucking appellate court, imagine what he's like in the office. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:40 AM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump lol what was he supposed to do? i've never been exposed to the practice of law at this level...like i would just assume you're completely fucked on appeal if you plead the wrong cause of action and are trying to rely on shit outside the record but i've never had occasion to confirm those things firsthand. was kicking it back to the lower court and giving him a chance to amend a possible outcome? it wouldn't be in my state.
also, lmao @ the guy in the blue suit at 43:20 who can't stand still and starts hopping around like he has to take a piss or something. he is at least as funny as ZZZ. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:48 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) i havent read the pleadings, but what i father from the oral arg (and what we've seen from candy ride in the past) is that he fucked up the complaint 3 straight times and eventually the court said gtfo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186994) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:58 AM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump yeah, so he's Done There and I can't really begrudge him pushing back on the judges trying to guide him to the "right answer" when the right answer is to toss his shitty complaint. at least he sort of goes down swinging. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187001) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:03 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) but he never even gets there. he gets stuck on a minor issue and wastes all his time on it.
also lol just fucking lol i hadnt watched rhe rebuttal yet. that dude is coked to the gills. that's independently hilarious. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:25 AM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; The crazy thing is the judge would have given him an opportunity to replead a count if he had just acted right and argued properly. That seems apparent from the judge’s line of questioning to opposing counsel. But neither Z nor his co-counsel picked up on that lifeline. Hell his co-counsel couldn’t even answer a direct question from the judge. Bro, you have to answer straight up even if it hurts. That’s how you keep your credibility. You answer, take the L, THEN redirect if you can. Don’t avoid the question so badly the judge repeatedly calls you out on the failure to answer. That’s oral argument 101. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) "One shilling was thrown down and the cravat was taken."
A conversion was performed.
Guy mentions how much fun it is to debate these judges, says he adores the challenges. Jfc these judges hate him. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:36 AM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt) "I ADORE THAT QUESTION"
"how about you ANSWER the question"
jfc it's so painful to watch |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:52 AM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; You adore puppies. Not appellate justices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187234) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Candy Rode No connection to this case and don't know who these people are but the tall handsome blonde guy did very well despite the panel plainly being bought off by appellee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186943) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186952) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: Candy Rode i dont understand how you cant state a claim.
i have never in more than 10 years lost a motion on failure to state a claim even when shitty ID or midlaw firms bring their shitty motions every time.
i had to replead once when OC was biglaw and actually good and knew more about some niche defense/issue that i didn't.
but even in fact pleading jurisdictions, you take the elements, look at what case law says satisfies those elements, and just plead something similar. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:18 AM Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop) This would require having a clue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49186970) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:46 AM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) These judges were just jealous of zzz’s law school and smarts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187164) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:53 AM Author: .:.::;.:.;.::.;.:; He comes across like that here too. I just wanna punch him for trying to cross me here on lawyer issues. |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) It’s insane how someone from a literal top 5 does a biglaw summer, which doesn’t entail any work, and is so awkward and unlikeable that he gets no offered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187242) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Florent Geroux The video is grainy and hard to see but it looks like the judge giving him a hard time went to Florida law school lol. The other judges seem to agree with ZZZ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187259) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: Florent Geroux Sometimes the facts are mostly undisputed and it is just a legal question about whether you have a cause of action or not.
You could plead the elements of some claim, but if those pleadings are false or it gets dismissed on summary judgment after more time and expense, is that a better outcome? |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:38 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. can confirm that Candy Ride = ZZZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187221) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:45 AM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐) Thanks, dot comma dot comma dot comma dot comma dot comma dot comma dot dot dot comma dot comma comma comma dot comma dot dot comma dot comma dot comma dot dot dot comma dot comma dot comma dot dot dot dot dot comma dot comma dot dot comma dot comma dot dot comma dot comma dot comma dot dot dot comma dot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187224) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Coprophilia Johnny ((zurich is stained)) You’re clearly wrong, candy ride even criticized zzz above. And they went to the same law school so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187225) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. nope. Candy Ride has a cat that he's inadvertently posted pics of here that is also the same cat in a pic with ZZZ. Also, Candy Ride has posted pics that show claw marks all over his couch from the cat. Odd case that Candy Ride and ZZZ have the exact same couch. Pure coincidence. Maybe they're gay lovers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762593&forum_id=2!#49187251) |