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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
aphrodisiac home
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
adventurous goal in life sweet tailpipe
  12/23/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
aphrodisiac home
  12/23/25
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pale state round eye
  12/23/25
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pungent institution fortuitous meteor
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pale state round eye
  12/23/25
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Passionate alpha skinny woman
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pale state round eye
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
glittery fishy casino
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
Insane fragrant pocket flask
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Primrose abode roommate
  12/30/25
...
pale state round eye
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
Effete shimmering national security agency
  12/24/25
...
Insane fragrant pocket flask
  12/29/25
...
Primrose abode roommate
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
sooty naked national pervert
  12/23/25
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pale state round eye
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sooty naked national pervert
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pale state round eye
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pungent institution fortuitous meteor
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pale state round eye
  12/23/25
tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/30/25
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pale state round eye
  12/31/25
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Bateful violet heaven blood rage
  01/14/26
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pale state round eye
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
Bat Shit Crazy Native
  12/23/25
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Hideous School Cafeteria Therapy
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
electric swollen shitlib
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
pungent institution fortuitous meteor
  12/23/25
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pale state round eye
  12/23/25
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mustard potus pistol
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pale state round eye
  12/23/25
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adventurous goal in life sweet tailpipe
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
pungent institution fortuitous meteor
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
pungent institution fortuitous meteor
  12/23/25
...
anal hyperactive principal's office elastic band
  12/24/25
...
zombie-like pit trust fund
  12/24/25
ran here
Primrose abode roommate
  12/23/25
...
pale state round eye
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
nudist legend
  12/23/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/23/25
...
sooty naked national pervert
  12/23/25
"tp."
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/31/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
cerebral hospital degenerate
  12/23/25
180
pale state round eye
  12/23/25
...
adventurous goal in life sweet tailpipe
  12/23/25
...
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/23/25
...
mustard potus pistol
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
Racy Gunner Property
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
laughsome wagecucks dog poop
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Cream multi-colored coffee pot athletic conference
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
Effete shimmering national security agency
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
pungent institution fortuitous meteor
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
Alcoholic confused dingle berry french chef
  12/23/25
...
contagious corner mood
  12/23/25
tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
onyx forum
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
pungent institution fortuitous meteor
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
free-loading police squad karate
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
free-loading police squad karate
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
aphrodisiac home
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
aphrodisiac home
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
appetizing set
  12/23/25
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Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
aphrodisiac home
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
erotic sadistic depressive gaping
  12/23/25
...
pale state round eye
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
appetizing set
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
dashing church building
  12/23/25
Thanks!
Primrose abode roommate
  12/23/25
...
appetizing set
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area
  12/23/25
...
coiffed locus newt
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
Awkward mexican
  12/23/25
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cheese-eating business firm
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
pungent institution fortuitous meteor
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
jet doctorate juggernaut
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
comical gaped stead
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
pale state round eye
  12/23/25
...
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/24/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
at-the-ready circlehead
  12/23/25
tp.
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/31/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/31/25
...
Nubile Stirring Water Buffalo Gas Station
  01/09/26
...
pale state round eye
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
up-to-no-good stag film codepig
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
pungent institution fortuitous meteor
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
Cocky chrome rehab reading party
  12/24/25
...
Effete shimmering national security agency
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
Insane fragrant pocket flask
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
Grizzly Jet-lagged Ceo
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area
  12/24/25
...
excitant apoplectic brunch yarmulke
  12/30/25
...
Insane fragrant pocket flask
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
floppy gold cruise ship
  12/24/25
...
Bateful violet heaven blood rage
  01/14/26
...
pale state round eye
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
scarlet vibrant lay place of business
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
Cocky chrome rehab reading party
  12/24/25
tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/31/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
Filthy Salmon Indirect Expression
  12/24/25
...
Nofapping school
  12/24/25
...
Insane fragrant pocket flask
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
anal hyperactive principal's office elastic band
  12/24/25
tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/31/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
dashing church building
  12/24/25
tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
jet doctorate juggernaut
  12/24/25
...
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/24/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
pale state round eye
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/30/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
zombie-like pit trust fund
  12/24/25
"tp."
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/30/25
...
pale state round eye
  12/31/25
literally think about this thread every single day "...
abusive ruddy bawdyhouse crotch
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
Avocado temple
  12/24/25
...
pale state round eye
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
Wine trailer park gay wizard
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
cordovan dilemma
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
bonkers vivacious meetinghouse
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
peach diverse patrolman
  12/29/25
this was also boom
Insane fragrant pocket flask
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
Hairraiser striped hyena
  12/29/25
This.
soul-stirring garrison
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
up-to-no-good stag film codepig
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
Coral giraffe
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
massive location son of senegal
  12/30/25
tp.
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/30/25
Inuit man
Histrionic Indecent Black Woman Den
  12/30/25
tp
Green Boyish Church Brethren
  12/30/25
...
pale state round eye
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
Amber scourge upon the earth
  01/09/26
180^180
pale state round eye
  01/09/26
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Nubile Stirring Water Buffalo Gas Station
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pale state round eye
  01/17/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: adventurous goal in life sweet tailpipe

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Passionate alpha skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: glittery fishy casino

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Insane fragrant pocket flask

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Primrose abode roommate

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Effete shimmering national security agency

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Insane fragrant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Primrose abode roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sooty naked national pervert

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: sooty naked national pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Bateful violet heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Native

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Hideous School Cafeteria Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: electric swollen shitlib

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: mustard potus pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: adventurous goal in life sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: anal hyperactive principal's office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: zombie-like pit trust fund



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Primrose abode roommate

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: nudist legend

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: sooty naked national pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: pale state round eye



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: cerebral hospital degenerate

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: pale state round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: adventurous goal in life sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: mustard potus pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Racy Gunner Property

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: laughsome wagecucks dog poop

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Cream multi-colored coffee pot athletic conference

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Effete shimmering national security agency

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic confused dingle berry french chef

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: contagious corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: onyx forum

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: free-loading police squad karate

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: free-loading police squad karate

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: appetizing set

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: erotic sadistic depressive gaping

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: appetizing set

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: dashing church building

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Primrose abode roommate

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: appetizing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: coiffed locus newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Awkward mexican

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: jet doctorate juggernaut

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: comical gaped stead

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: pale state round eye

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: at-the-ready circlehead

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Nubile Stirring Water Buffalo Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: up-to-no-good stag film codepig

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: pungent institution fortuitous meteor

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Cocky chrome rehab reading party

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Effete shimmering national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Insane fragrant pocket flask

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Grizzly Jet-lagged Ceo

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone area

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: excitant apoplectic brunch yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Insane fragrant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: floppy gold cruise ship

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Bateful violet heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: scarlet vibrant lay place of business

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Cocky chrome rehab reading party

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Filthy Salmon Indirect Expression

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Nofapping school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Insane fragrant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: anal hyperactive principal's office elastic band

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: dashing church building

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: jet doctorate juggernaut

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: pale state round eye

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: zombie-like pit trust fund

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: abusive ruddy bawdyhouse crotch

literally think about this thread every single day

"All the kids are brown (alll the kids are brown), and/or fucking gay.."

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872623&mc=200&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Avocado temple

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Wine trailer park gay wizard

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: cordovan dilemma

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: bonkers vivacious meetinghouse

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: peach diverse patrolman

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Insane fragrant pocket flask

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser striped hyena

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring garrison

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stag film codepig

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Coral giraffe

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: massive location son of senegal

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Indecent Black Woman Den

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Green Boyish Church Brethren

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Amber scourge upon the earth

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: pale state round eye

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Nubile Stirring Water Buffalo Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: pale state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49596831)