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  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
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  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
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  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
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  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Bright laughsome base

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: curious legend piazza

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Bright laughsome base

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: seedy bronze corner nibblets



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitchen

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cracking twisted chad

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: up-to-no-good gay roommate jew

EVERY SINGLE TIME

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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: diverse puce really tough guy

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Cracking twisted chad



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: up-to-no-good gay roommate jew



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Glassy Thriller Potus Digit Ratio

nature of the assignment

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Glassy Thriller Potus Digit Ratio



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Drab titillating degenerate spot



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: topaz theater stage

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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: beta honey-headed indian lodge



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: maniacal demanding temple

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: massive marvelous brunch pocket flask



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: curious legend piazza



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Flickering jap

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Flickering jap

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: trip translucent dragon theatre



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gay roommate jew

ran here

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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling fanboi state

"I'm Gay"



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Glassy Thriller Potus Digit Ratio



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

"tp."

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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: chocolate deep toaster

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: curious legend piazza



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: massive marvelous brunch pocket flask



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: ultramarine anal old irish cottage office

"My vertical crust."

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Offensive Odious Feces

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: maize soul-stirring center

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: diverse puce really tough guy

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: vigorous principal's office blood rage

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Glittery Lake Business Firm

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Zippy liquid oxygen

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Zippy liquid oxygen

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Flickering jap

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Bright laughsome base

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Flickering jap

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Bright laughsome base

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: olive casino

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Flickering jap

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Bright laughsome base

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Comical therapy

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: olive casino

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: domesticated dashing lay turdskin

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good gay roommate jew

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: olive casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Flickering jap

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Sable parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: stimulating cream trump supporter

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Floppy elite double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: vivacious institution immigrant

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Unhinged Rehab Mother

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: federal copper nursing home mediation

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Metal carmine gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: citrine irradiated wagecucks

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Nudist exhilarant school pozpig

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: bull headed azn

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: diverse puce really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Cracking twisted chad

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: slate ticket booth national security agency

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Flickering jap

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Iridescent geriatric background story bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Cracking twisted chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: useless locus

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Drab titillating degenerate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Histrionic forum philosopher-king

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: bull headed azn

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Talented rigpig

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Rebellious Razzle Library Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Cracking twisted chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: trip translucent dragon theatre

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: domesticated dashing lay turdskin

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: vivacious institution immigrant

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: free-loading tanning salon indirect expression

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson vengeful field

literally think about this thread every single day

"All the kids are brown (alll the kids are brown), and/or fucking gay.."

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872623&mc=200&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: ruby mental disorder

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Sick Selfie

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: stirring green bbw wrinkle

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Snowy Hairy Legs

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Avocado box office

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Cracking twisted chad

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Umber multi-billionaire dopamine

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: provocative fishy space

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: citrine irradiated wagecucks

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: out-of-control flesh alpha macaca

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy salmon university mad-dog skullcap

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy public bath rigor

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: pontificating bearded hell

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Irate Aphrodisiac New Version Partner

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Metal carmine gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Bisexual Hateful Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2!#49596831)