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I'm copping $31,489 a year just from SGOV/GSY Dividends
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt My budget is like $35k, im basically covering shit
This is $86.27 a day FREE money for doing nothing, I can easily live nicely in Asia on that forever
And this is only with abt $720,467, half my NW, in these two ETF
If I went 100% then im making over 60k FREE money thats insane |
Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:43 PM Author: dashing spot 4% is pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559318) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt SGOV is 4.20% and GSY is 4.61% saar
when market tanks 15% i will start buying stooks again |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:13 PM Author: dashing spot 4% is pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559451) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt That's more then 4% nigga, can u even math? do u even percents? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559453) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:15 PM Author: dashing spot Grats on the 4 percent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559455) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:15 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt it's 4.37% in total, thats moar than 4% faggotchod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559460) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:16 PM Author: dashing spot 4perc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559462) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Cracking theater After taxes it’s like 0.00000001% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559854) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt i wont owe taxes, get a disability exemption for being turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559862) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Offensive forum how much u have invested in that, my nigga? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559342) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:06 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt 720,467
im only abt half equities now, may sell more. feels good will wait for jews to tank market then buy TQQQ |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:47 PM Author: fishy bat shit crazy personal credit line public bath Check out JAAA, probably the best near cash equivalent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559865) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt tank u saar, looks good maybe will move some SGOV to that to cop extra 1%+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559940) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Judgmental stock car boiling water do u have a newsletter i want to learn to manage my portfolio for maximum safety and income (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt sure:
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Provocative locus I'm thinking of putting about 200k into CAG to catch appreciation and an 8% dividend. I'm holding back because of inflation spikes again, CAG will probably plummet to $12 and cut the dividend. But it it falls into the 16s, I think I'll go for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559911) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt Conagra Brands Inc?
that shit has been on a straightline down nigga |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:34 PM Author: fishy bat shit crazy personal credit line public bath lol, I'm running the wheel strategy on 100 shares of CAG for fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49560031) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 7:02 PM Author: Provocative locus Good idea. I'll sell puts at prices I like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49560384) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:01 PM Author: rambunctious khaki nowag i think i get like high 3s from my savings account bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559921) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt behold the POWERGOY Savings Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559952) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:11 PM Author: rambunctious khaki nowag yes im a powergoy i keep like 15k in a savings account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49559959) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Electric tan masturbator explain why GSY. why not dump everything in SGOV practically guaranteed 4.2? why GSY for a few k a year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49560086) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:06 PM Author: fishy bat shit crazy personal credit line public bath tbf the current spread for credit risk makes GSY not worth it right now imho but that can change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49560113) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:08 PM Author: fishy bat shit crazy personal credit line public bath Also SGOV actually beat GSY over five years, lol:
https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/JAAA/charting?axis=percentage&compare=JAAA%2CGSY%2CSGOV&interval=5Y&metric=totalReturn&series=line |
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Date: January 4th, 2026 1:15 AM Author: Dark Sneaky Criminal Newt GSY gets .4% more div and it seems safe as furk nigga even if it had max drawdown like in 2020 its 4% and i just shift it into equities:
Risk Type SGOV (0-3 Month Treasury) GSY (Ultra-Short Duration) Credit Risk Virtually Zero (Backed by the US Govt). Low to Moderate (Corporate debt). Interest Rate Risk Near Zero (Resets every 90 days). Low (Average maturity is <1 year). Liquidity Risk None (Treasuries are the most liquid asset). Low (But can widen during a panic). Max Drawdown (Hist.) ~0.05% (Extremely stable). ~4.50% (Saw stress in 2020). Yield (Risk Premium) Base Rate (~4.6% - 5.0%). Base Rate + ~0.50% "Risk Premium". |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 7:07 PM Author: carmine wagecucks If bitcoin drops to 80k it would dwarf any returns from holding 4% cash. Let's hope this oil seizure by Trump doesn't cause a huge spike in bitvoin on monday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49560399) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:19 PM Author: jade aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap Does VUSXX make sense for a NY bro? Currently park my cash there. Dropped down to 3.7ish recently but no state taxes. Too dumb to figure out if I should move my cash to SGOV or JAAA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49560526) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:27 PM Author: fishy bat shit crazy personal credit line public bath SGOV performs the same as VUSXX. If you are considering JAAA, you need to figure out if credit spread for JAAA makes up for the state tax hit, I'm not an NYmo. I predict more rate cuts in 2026 and this will all become increasingly irrelevant. At some point you may want to consider ibonds even. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2!#49560543) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:44 PM Author: odious disgusting ticket booth Is SGOV a good place to hold cash?
SGOV and similar (VMFXX for one) are generally fine for parking cash. They are likely to result in a loss of real value over time, as they won't beat inflation. However, most of us tend to need someplace to park some cash.Dec 12, 2025 |