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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Salmon slippery pocket flask

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: supple generalized bond whorehouse

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: glassy talented scourge upon the earth garrison

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Out-of-control Onyx Chapel Reading Party

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Thirsty odious resort

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: adventurous temple affirmative action

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: supple generalized bond whorehouse

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Beta Plum Pit Coffee Pot

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Razzle factory reset button

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Ivory Indirect Expression Stock Car

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: irradiated puce hall

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Navy provocative regret property



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: White really tough guy karate

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Mahogany principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Domesticated Menage

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed aqua giraffe home

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Laughsome Ruby Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Cerebral lilac theatre

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: arrogant excitant forum boiling water

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: crystalline charismatic elastic band box office

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: 180 silver boltzmann

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Cerebral lilac theatre

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Pink fear-inspiring den stain

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: spruce pistol

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: arrogant excitant forum boiling water

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: crusty private investor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Maroon Police Squad Prole

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Contagious faggotry set

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Contagious faggotry set

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: chrome point

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: chest-beating senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Contagious faggotry set



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: abnormal curious nursing home

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Domesticated Menage

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control Onyx Chapel Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: chrome point

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Olive house skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Domesticated Menage

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful Theater



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: racy brunch



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Razzle factory reset button



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged laser beams



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Stead



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: White really tough guy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: exciting market toaster

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac filthy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: wonderful doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Domesticated Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Glittery Awkward State Tank

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: judgmental cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Naked hairy legs

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: chest-beating senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive painfully honest legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Razzle factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Talking circlehead

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: White really tough guy karate

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Contagious faggotry set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Domesticated Menage

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed immigrant church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: chest-beating senate legend

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac filthy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: rose heaven ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Marvelous piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: cerise arousing space electric furnace

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Rusted vivacious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Ultramarine school fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: avocado goal in life pozpig

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: buck-toothed immigrant church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: racy brunch

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control Onyx Chapel Reading Party

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: racy brunch

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: chocolate house-broken partner windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: pungent stimulating meetinghouse associate

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Fragrant opaque trailer park

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Green trump supporter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: sapphire mildly autistic institution

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Slap-happy Sanctuary Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: flushed rehab

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Motley Metal Chad

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: judgmental cruise ship

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: fluffy location

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Razzle factory reset button

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: floppy turquoise shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged laser beams

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Razzle factory reset button

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Glittery Awkward State Tank

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: exciting market toaster

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control Onyx Chapel Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Spectacular stubborn old irish cottage

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: White really tough guy karate

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Cerebral lilac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac filthy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Low-t Big Spot Jew

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Sinister autistic incel depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Contagious faggotry set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: sapphire mildly autistic institution

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control Onyx Chapel Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: lavender parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: chest-beating senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle wild volcanic crater locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Domesticated Menage

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Spectacular stubborn old irish cottage

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Domesticated Menage

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: chrome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: exciting market toaster

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Olive house skinny woman

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Spectacular stubborn old irish cottage

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Olive house skinny woman

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: sapphire mildly autistic institution

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Motley Metal Chad

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged laser beams

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Beta Plum Pit Coffee Pot

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: exciting market toaster

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Cordovan roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Vermilion bisexual fanboi dilemma

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: exciting market toaster

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: 180 silver boltzmann

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Green trump supporter lay

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Mauve Appetizing Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: exciting market toaster

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Slap-happy Sanctuary Nibblets

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Sick public bath half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Domesticated Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Stag Film Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: pungent stimulating meetinghouse associate

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible library

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Domesticated Menage

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle wild volcanic crater locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#49346693)