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What shtick should I run in 2026?

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Lemon vivacious national toilet seat
  01/01/26
29 year old fat chick who enjoys scrapbooking
House-broken Comical Lay Dingle Berry
  01/02/26
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Exhilarant maroon sandwich voyeur
  01/01/26
A fresh take on the cloying lib persona is easily the best b...
Mint Death Wish Sanctuary
  01/01/26
yeah we're all craving more low effort political spam
rusted alpha
  01/01/26
sick burn, yo
Cocky nubile cruise ship
  01/01/26
I'm going to go for an extreme weight loss / meditation / re...
trip parlor laser beams
  01/01/26
Pretend to be a disillusioned lawyer with a solo practice wh...
Charcoal big native
  01/01/26
hahaha although....
rusted alpha
  01/01/26
This is my real life btw so I’m hoping he can come up ...
Charcoal big native
  01/01/26
Well the first part is entirely accurate
Lemon vivacious national toilet seat
  01/01/26
Bring back niggerthreading like it's 2006.
lascivious fantasy-prone theatre
  01/01/26
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razzmatazz abode
  01/02/26
Jew that defends every Jewish action no matter how morally i...
Motley submissive nowag windowlicker
  01/01/26
we have like 6 mil of those already
razzmatazz abode
  01/02/26
amphetamined up, v75 middling litigation partner of mediterr...
aromatic zombie-like state
  01/02/26


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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Lemon vivacious national toilet seat



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: House-broken Comical Lay Dingle Berry

29 year old fat chick who enjoys scrapbooking

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant maroon sandwich voyeur



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Mint Death Wish Sanctuary

A fresh take on the cloying lib persona is easily the best bet to drive poaster activity and has been for about 15 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2!#49554635)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: rusted alpha

yeah we're all craving more low effort political spam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2!#49554641)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Cocky nubile cruise ship

sick burn, yo

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: trip parlor laser beams

I'm going to go for an extreme weight loss / meditation / reading lots of books / forest bathing schtick myself. I have it all planned out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2!#49554640)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Charcoal big native

Pretend to be a disillusioned lawyer with a solo practice who just hired a shy young virginal but enthusiastic female Asian paralegal who just graduated from law school

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: rusted alpha

hahaha although....

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: Charcoal big native

This is my real life btw so I’m hoping he can come up with some “tips” and creative ideas and such

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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Lemon vivacious national toilet seat

Well the first part is entirely accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2!#49555205)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: lascivious fantasy-prone theatre

Bring back niggerthreading like it's 2006.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2!#49554677)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz abode



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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Motley submissive nowag windowlicker

Jew that defends every Jewish action no matter how morally indefensible it is

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz abode

we have like 6 mil of those already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2!#49555721)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:36 AM
Author: aromatic zombie-like state

amphetamined up, v75 middling litigation partner of mediterranean ancestry, 2+ years no-drink, complete slave/fanboi of kike masters. lives in Philly, Boston, Atlanta or DC. huge Trumpmo. 2nd marriage. secretly banging his secretary and going on semi-annual cocaine benders with tranny hookers.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2!#49555793)