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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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(jjc)
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: slippery elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: trip light plaza stain



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Knife Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Thirsty public bath



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: chocolate hominid



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: out-of-control parlor

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: out-of-control parlor

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: slippery elastic band



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Flushed seedy bbw

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: laughsome emerald juggernaut location

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Lake spectacular persian



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Lake spectacular persian



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Green 180 Crackhouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: slippery elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: abusive frisky dilemma macaca



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: slippery elastic band



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Vigorous Mexican Box Office

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: twisted big gas station becky

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: milky depressive

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: histrionic gold area tank

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Arousing rose incel

???

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: contagious startled stage pervert

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: stimulating sanctuary mother

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: sadistic national cuck

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: vibrant gaped immigrant lodge

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Adulterous circlehead

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: contagious startled stage pervert



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: brilliant blood rage

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Titillating Bawdyhouse Pocket Flask

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: stirring azure jewess

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: motley orange center



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Sick Appetizing Point

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: yapping fanboi

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Cordovan university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Razzle rigor boiling water

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous nighttime piazza

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Irradiated Kitty Cat Corn Cake

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: slippery elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: cerebral ivory hell turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Supple School Cafeteria Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Amber soggy gaming laptop station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: cracking base giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: disturbing prole

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Irradiated Kitty Cat Corn Cake

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: histrionic gold area tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: twisted big gas station becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: blathering chad

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Black exhilarant psychic

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser garnet stage

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: slippery elastic band

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Kitty Cat Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: aqua private investor office

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored pearl site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: slippery elastic band

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: ruby marvelous sex offender

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Charismatic school jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Green 180 Crackhouse

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Bronze Forum Death Wish

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Silver Galvanic Clown Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: slippery elastic band

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Lascivious feces

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: splenetic flatulent sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Bistre Geriatric Mood Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cheese-eating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz pistol

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cheese-eating hospital

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: dark senate

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: slippery elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: aromatic know-it-all church gaping

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Cyan Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: blathering chad

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: slippery elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: contagious startled stage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Crusty lavender multi-billionaire

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Excitant puppy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling trailer park boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: slippery elastic band

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed set haunted graveyard

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Maize kink-friendly cruise ship useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Cyan Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed set haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Arousing rose incel

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hairless Crotch Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: contagious startled stage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Zippy bespoke stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Coral Step-uncle's House Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Coral Step-uncle's House Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Coral Step-uncle's House Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: elite aquamarine theater people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: fuchsia lettuce mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring principal's office antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Ebony soul-stirring principal's office antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: big-titted thriller volcanic crater chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: stimulating sanctuary mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Cordovan university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Ocher parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Useless Meetinghouse Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Bistre Geriatric Mood Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Brindle Brunch Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Stubborn wonderful locale milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle idea he suggested home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: twisted big gas station becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle idea he suggested home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Startling Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: floppy hall love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Startling Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: rusted rebellious personal credit line mad cow disease



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Painfully Honest Shitlib

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Crystalline Idiot



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: anal church building



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle idea he suggested home



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: peeface



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.




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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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