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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the ...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Blue telephone
  01/18/26
Ty bb
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
...
peeface
  02/17/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
puce big base foreskin
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
based
puce big base foreskin
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
...
Coiffed copper hell factory reset button
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
Blue telephone
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
rebellious soul-stirring address
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
...
Blue telephone
  01/18/26
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Blue telephone
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Blue telephone
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
Big-titted University
  01/18/26
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thriller half-breed
  01/18/26
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Ivory exciting area fat ankles
  01/18/26
Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads
Slap-happy state dopamine
  02/04/26
jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full...
odious theater persian
  02/04/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Rusted stain french chef
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Rusted stain french chef
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
?
Rusted stain french chef
  01/18/26
(fag)
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Rusted stain french chef
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
cr
Provocative love of her life gas station
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Carmine candlestick maker dysfunction
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
odious theater persian
  01/18/26
💋
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
Congrats!
blathering ultramarine stage
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
Sick point
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
Rusted stain french chef
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
Sick point
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
cr
Provocative love of her life gas station
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
cerebral tank
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
dull roommate tattoo
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
but will you?
Medicated deranged headpube
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
dull roommate tattoo
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
cerebral tank
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
...
Ivory exciting area fat ankles
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
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  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
❤️
federal pit old irish cottage
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
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  01/18/26
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  01/18/26
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Ivory exciting area fat ankles
  01/18/26
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  01/18/26
Congrats
azure alcoholic cruise ship
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Rusted stain french chef
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
spectacular idea he suggested circlehead
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
180 you made it
stimulating embarrassed to the bone hunting ground quadroon
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
!!!
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
...
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
hyperventilating immigrant juggernaut
  01/18/26
congrats
Garnet Internet-worthy Keepsake Machete
  01/18/26
...
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  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
razzle-dazzle cowardly coldplay fan
  01/18/26
When pics
spectacular idea he suggested circlehead
  01/18/26
Congrats
Aqua frozen spot
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Aqua frozen spot
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Aqua frozen spot
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Aqua frozen spot
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
Vigorous pervert psychic
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
Talented trailer park patrolman
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
Talented trailer park patrolman
  01/18/26
GAY
Jet-lagged offensive jew boiling water
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
...
Talented trailer park patrolman
  01/18/26
...
saffron stirring regret black woman
  01/18/26
Congratulations
Sienna Insane Hominid Piazza
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
Disgusting twinkling shrine messiness
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
fishy school cafeteria sex offender
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
Jet-lagged offensive jew boiling water
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
...
dark wonderful national security agency institution
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
fishy school cafeteria sex offender
  01/18/26
...
Supple Office Haunted Graveyard
  01/18/26
...
Medicated deranged headpube
  01/18/26
180 congrats
glassy filthpig scourge upon the earth
  01/18/26
...
Lascivious temple jap
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
Supple Office Haunted Graveyard
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
violet insecure lettuce
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Confused tan gay wizard
  01/18/26
...
daft punk
  02/20/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
Lascivious temple jap
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
Abnormal native
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
thriller half-breed
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
white roast beef
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
Sickened Irradiated Forum
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Titillating self-centered stock car location
  01/18/26
He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do
Slap-happy state dopamine
  02/04/26
does your husband know that you're fat
impressive main people
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
Medicated deranged headpube
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Blue telephone
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
Jet-lagged offensive jew boiling water
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
Sienna Insane Hominid Piazza
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
Chestnut Painfully Honest Parlour Newt
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
topaz dashing crackhouse
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Galvanic Opaque Alpha
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
Shivering Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
Jade zippy milk stag film
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
Ivory exciting area fat ankles
  01/18/26
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dark wonderful national security agency institution
  01/18/26
...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
Thirsty Organic Girlfriend Range
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
Amber parlor new version
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
white roast beef
  01/23/26
...
Rusted stain french chef
  01/24/26
...
Galvanic Opaque Alpha
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
crusty aromatic digit ratio abode
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
Slap-happy state dopamine
  01/24/26
Does he make you DICK DRUNK
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  02/17/26
Obvs
daft punk
  02/20/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the thing.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Blue telephone

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598155)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49677050)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: puce big base foreskin

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: puce big base foreskin

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Coiffed copper hell factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Blue telephone

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: rebellious soul-stirring address

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Blue telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Blue telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Blue telephone

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Big-titted University

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: thriller half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Ivory exciting area fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600014)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49645622)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: odious theater persian

jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full meaning of why peterman is now working the lots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49645623)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Rusted stain french chef

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Rusted stain french chef

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Rusted stain french chef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Rusted stain french chef

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Provocative love of her life gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Carmine candlestick maker dysfunction

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: odious theater persian

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: blathering ultramarine stage

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: Sick point

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Rusted stain french chef

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: Sick point

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative love of her life gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: cerebral tank

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: dull roommate tattoo

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Medicated deranged headpube

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: dull roommate tattoo

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: cerebral tank

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Ivory exciting area fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: federal pit old irish cottage

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: federal pit old irish cottage

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Excitant crimson brunch rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Confused tan gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Ivory exciting area fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: boyish volcanic crater national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: azure alcoholic cruise ship

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Rusted stain french chef

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: spectacular idea he suggested circlehead

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: stimulating embarrassed to the bone hunting ground quadroon

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: hyperventilating immigrant juggernaut

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Garnet Internet-worthy Keepsake Machete

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Passionate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cowardly coldplay fan

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: spectacular idea he suggested circlehead

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Aqua frozen spot

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Aqua frozen spot

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Aqua frozen spot

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Aqua frozen spot

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Vigorous pervert psychic

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Talented trailer park patrolman

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Talented trailer park patrolman

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Jet-lagged offensive jew boiling water

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Talented trailer park patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: saffron stirring regret black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Sienna Insane Hominid Piazza

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Disgusting twinkling shrine messiness

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: fishy school cafeteria sex offender

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Jet-lagged offensive jew boiling water

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: dark wonderful national security agency institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: fishy school cafeteria sex offender

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Supple Office Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Medicated deranged headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: glassy filthpig scourge upon the earth

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Lascivious temple jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Supple Office Haunted Graveyard

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: violet insecure lettuce

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Confused tan gay wizard

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598897)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: daft punk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49681998)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Lascivious temple jap

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Abnormal native

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: thriller half-breed

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: white roast beef

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Sickened Irradiated Forum

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Titillating self-centered stock car location

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598989)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49645621)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: impressive main people

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Medicated deranged headpube

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Blue telephone

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Jet-lagged offensive jew boiling water

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Sienna Insane Hominid Piazza

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Chestnut Painfully Honest Parlour Newt

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: topaz dashing crackhouse

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Opaque Alpha

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Shivering Sound Barrier Step-uncle's House

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Jade zippy milk stag film

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Ivory exciting area fat ankles

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: dark wonderful national security agency institution

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Thirsty Organic Girlfriend Range

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Amber parlor new version

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: white roast beef

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Rusted stain french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Opaque Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: crusty aromatic digit ratio abode

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Slap-happy state dopamine

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49614165)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

Does he make you DICK DRUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49676995)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: daft punk

Obvs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49681997)