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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the ...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
maniacal theater stage
  01/18/26
Ty bb
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
...
peeface
  02/17/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
Magenta school cafeteria philosopher-king
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
based
Magenta school cafeteria philosopher-king
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
...
Naked rigor
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
maniacal theater stage
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
multi-colored turdskin
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
maniacal theater stage
  01/18/26
...
maniacal theater stage
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
maniacal theater stage
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
appetizing ruby rehab
  01/18/26
...
Big-titted Bull Headed Gunner National Security Agency
  01/18/26
...
carnelian hairraiser parlour messiness
  01/18/26
Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads
turquoise alpha
  02/04/26
jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full...
domesticated marvelous brunch
  02/04/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Frozen House People Who Are Hurt
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Frozen House People Who Are Hurt
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
?
Frozen House People Who Are Hurt
  01/18/26
(fag)
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Frozen House People Who Are Hurt
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
cr
Salmon Legend
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Cerebral bat shit crazy sneaky criminal
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
domesticated marvelous brunch
  01/18/26
💋
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
Congrats!
orange state
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
adventurous mahogany lodge double fault
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
Frozen House People Who Are Hurt
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
adventurous mahogany lodge double fault
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
cr
Salmon Legend
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Electric piazza
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
Chestnut Self-centered Reading Party Area
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
but will you?
Vigorous Locale
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
Chestnut Self-centered Reading Party Area
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
Electric piazza
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
carnelian hairraiser parlour messiness
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
Honey-headed Sanctuary Jew
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
❤️
Honey-headed Sanctuary Jew
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
...
maroon center
  01/18/26
...
twinkling hell
  01/18/26
...
carnelian hairraiser parlour messiness
  01/18/26
...
grizzly pisswyrm
  01/18/26
Congrats
fear-inspiring mind-boggling indirect expression
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Frozen House People Who Are Hurt
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
Thriller rough-skinned headpube
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
180 you made it
razzle sweet tailpipe
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
!!!
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
...
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Emerald station electric furnace
  01/18/26
congrats
scarlet hall
  01/18/26
...
Irradiated church
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
trip unholy old irish cottage background story
  01/18/26
When pics
Thriller rough-skinned headpube
  01/18/26
Congrats
federal plum digit ratio public bath
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
federal plum digit ratio public bath
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
federal plum digit ratio public bath
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
federal plum digit ratio public bath
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
Crystalline soggy institution coffee pot
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
Mewling newt native
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
Mewling newt native
  01/18/26
GAY
henna big antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
...
Mewling newt native
  01/18/26
...
wine sandwich orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Congratulations
cerise windowlicker
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
Olive genital piercing
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
concupiscible pink pozpig
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
henna big antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
...
hateful brethren
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
turquoise alpha
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
concupiscible pink pozpig
  01/18/26
...
pontificating jewess
  01/18/26
...
Vigorous Locale
  01/18/26
180 congrats
Rose Lay Pocket Flask
  01/18/26
...
beta crimson associate dingle berry
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
pontificating jewess
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
cordovan provocative bawdyhouse telephone
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
twinkling hell
  01/18/26
...
Cooper Flagg
  02/20/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
beta crimson associate dingle berry
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
Contagious cyan tanning salon queen of the night
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
Big-titted Bull Headed Gunner National Security Agency
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
Medicated Snowy Plaza Jap
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
orchid alcoholic feces location
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Startling university
  01/18/26
He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do
turquoise alpha
  02/04/26
does your husband know that you're fat
coral boistinker
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
Vigorous Locale
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
maniacal theater stage
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
henna big antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
cerise windowlicker
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
doobsian spot elastic band
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
boyish home
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Shaky saffron library keepsake machete
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
exciting den water buffalo
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
disturbing whorehouse rigpig
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
carnelian hairraiser parlour messiness
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
hateful brethren
  01/18/26
...
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
painfully honest base affirmative action
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
Disrespectful Menage Trust Fund
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
Medicated Snowy Plaza Jap
  01/23/26
...
Frozen House People Who Are Hurt
  01/24/26
...
Shaky saffron library keepsake machete
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
180 space voyeur
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
turquoise alpha
  01/24/26
Does he make you DICK DRUNK
\'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'
  02/17/26
Obvs
Cooper Flagg
  02/20/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the thing.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: maniacal theater stage

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598155)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49677050)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria philosopher-king

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria philosopher-king

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Naked rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: maniacal theater stage

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: multi-colored turdskin

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: maniacal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: maniacal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: maniacal theater stage

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: appetizing ruby rehab

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Big-titted Bull Headed Gunner National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser parlour messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600014)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49645622)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: domesticated marvelous brunch

jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full meaning of why peterman is now working the lots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49645623)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Frozen House People Who Are Hurt

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Frozen House People Who Are Hurt

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Frozen House People Who Are Hurt

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Frozen House People Who Are Hurt

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Salmon Legend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Cerebral bat shit crazy sneaky criminal

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: domesticated marvelous brunch

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: orange state

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: adventurous mahogany lodge double fault

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Frozen House People Who Are Hurt

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: adventurous mahogany lodge double fault

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Salmon Legend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Electric piazza

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Chestnut Self-centered Reading Party Area

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Locale

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: Chestnut Self-centered Reading Party Area

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Electric piazza

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser parlour messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Honey-headed Sanctuary Jew

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Honey-headed Sanctuary Jew

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: maroon center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: twinkling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser parlour messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: grizzly pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: fear-inspiring mind-boggling indirect expression

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Frozen House People Who Are Hurt

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Thriller rough-skinned headpube

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Emerald station electric furnace

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: scarlet hall

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Irradiated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: trip unholy old irish cottage background story

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Thriller rough-skinned headpube

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: federal plum digit ratio public bath

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: federal plum digit ratio public bath

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: federal plum digit ratio public bath

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: federal plum digit ratio public bath

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Crystalline soggy institution coffee pot

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Mewling newt native

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Mewling newt native

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: henna big antidepressant drug

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Mewling newt native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: wine sandwich orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: cerise windowlicker

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Olive genital piercing

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: concupiscible pink pozpig

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: henna big antidepressant drug

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: hateful brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: concupiscible pink pozpig

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: pontificating jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Rose Lay Pocket Flask

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: beta crimson associate dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: pontificating jewess

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: cordovan provocative bawdyhouse telephone

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: twinkling hell

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598897)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: Cooper Flagg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49681998)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: beta crimson associate dingle berry

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Contagious cyan tanning salon queen of the night

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Big-titted Bull Headed Gunner National Security Agency

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Medicated Snowy Plaza Jap

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: orchid alcoholic feces location

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Startling university

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49598989)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49645621)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: coral boistinker

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Locale

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: maniacal theater stage

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: henna big antidepressant drug

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: cerise windowlicker

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: doobsian spot elastic band

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: boyish home

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Shaky saffron library keepsake machete

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: exciting den water buffalo

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: disturbing whorehouse rigpig

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser parlour messiness

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: hateful brethren

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: turquoise alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: painfully honest base affirmative action

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Disrespectful Menage Trust Fund

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Medicated Snowy Plaza Jap

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Frozen House People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2!#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Shaky saffron library keepsake machete



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: 180 space voyeur

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: turquoise alpha

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

Does he make you DICK DRUNK

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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: Cooper Flagg

Obvs

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