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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
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  11/17/13
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Fantasy-prone stead
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
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  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
yellow vigorous national
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
irradiated fluffy institution
  11/18/13
tp
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
wonderful avocado dilemma
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Fantasy-prone stead
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
crimson trump supporter trust fund
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Thriller Area
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
lime macaca
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
exciting quadroon
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
crimson trump supporter trust fund
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Blathering Theater Stage Marketing Idea
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
crimson trump supporter trust fund
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
cerebral piazza
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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or a gigantic shopping bag
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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Well?
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[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
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  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Fantasy-prone stead
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
razzle-dazzle cheese-eating selfie ticket booth
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
gaped stag film gaping
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
lascivious primrose mental disorder
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
crimson trump supporter trust fund
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jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
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Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
gaped stag film gaping
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
crimson trump supporter trust fund
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It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
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even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
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you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
You're done here
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(idiot)
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yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
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i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
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something to do with airbags i think
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Thriller Area
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Impressive alcoholic lodge yarmulke
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how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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only?
Pale Adventurous Roommate
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because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
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Shitlawyer union won't let them
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  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
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lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
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LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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lmao.
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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lol'd irl from picturing this
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Underrated
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
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"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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yeah I mean every bit helps
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Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
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Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
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That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
erotic school
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titcr chip kelly is done here
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yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
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show your work, faggot
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cr what a clown lol
Thriller Area
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right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Thriller Area
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"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
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am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
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? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
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same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
floppy maize famous landscape painting space
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
floppy maize famous landscape painting space
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
erotic school
  11/17/13
LOL
Thriller Area
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
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Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
erotic school
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How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
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The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
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  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
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Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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well executed flame
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tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
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the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
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i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
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cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: amber diverse resort becky

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Carnelian nubile hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: mahogany contagious kitchen

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: yellow vigorous national

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: irradiated fluffy institution

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: wonderful avocado dilemma

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Thriller Area

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stead

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Thriller Area

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Thriller Area

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: black jap rehab

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Thriller Area

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: lime macaca

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: exciting quadroon

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Blathering Theater Stage Marketing Idea

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: cerebral piazza

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: swollen abode ladyboy

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Idiotic brunch juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Motley autistic location coffee pot

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: beta sienna pervert

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Electric Lettuce Elastic Band

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia library

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: tan trip cuckoldry property

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Sexy Base

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Histrionic Site

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia Immigrant Indian Lodge

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: lascivious primrose mental disorder

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stead

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cheese-eating selfie ticket booth

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: gaped stag film gaping

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: lascivious primrose mental disorder

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: lascivious primrose mental disorder

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: gaped stag film gaping

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Thriller Area

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: lascivious primrose mental disorder

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Thriller Area

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: aromatic maroon pistol

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Thriller Area

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Impressive alcoholic lodge yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Pale Adventurous Roommate

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Impressive alcoholic lodge yarmulke

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: exciting quadroon

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Thriller Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Impressive alcoholic lodge yarmulke

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: razzle sticky station doctorate

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Pale Adventurous Roommate

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Thriller Area

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Thriller Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: useless light deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Pearl church building telephone

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: gaped stag film gaping

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Mustard arousing box office

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Impressive alcoholic lodge yarmulke

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Mustard arousing box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Pearl church building telephone

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Pale Adventurous Roommate

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: irradiated fluffy institution

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: doobsian range therapy

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: erotic school

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: irradiated fluffy institution

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Naked indecent toilet seat

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: boyish bistre wrinkle tattoo

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: heady codepig queen of the night

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Dun psychic

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Thriller Area

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Thriller Area

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Pearl church building telephone

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Thriller Area

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: emerald house-broken meetinghouse sneaky criminal

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: erotic school

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: erotic school

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Impressive alcoholic lodge yarmulke

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Thriller Area

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: floppy maize famous landscape painting space

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Thriller Area

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Thriller Area

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Thriller Area

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Thriller Area

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: floppy maize famous landscape painting space

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Thriller Area

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: floppy maize famous landscape painting space

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: floppy maize famous landscape painting space

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: erotic school

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Thriller Area

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: erotic school

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: erotic school

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Salmon market philosopher-king

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cheese-eating selfie ticket booth

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Turquoise pit

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Self-centered nofapping cruise ship twinkling uncleanness

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: haunting henna hairy legs volcanic crater

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: erotic school

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Naked indecent toilet seat

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Pale Adventurous Roommate

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Green hairraiser dysfunction home

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: startling alpha chad

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: obsidian bespoke internal respiration

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: White Swashbuckling University

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: erotic school

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: violent stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed topaz cuck travel guidebook

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Vibrant aqua ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: violent stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Big flushed plaza legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: rough-skinned mexican

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned mexican

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: infuriating new version

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: harsh out-of-control address mediation

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: infuriating new version

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: vivacious purple parlour mad-dog skullcap

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: vivacious purple parlour mad-dog skullcap

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: infuriating new version

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: hateful ocher menage haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Citrine mentally impaired hissy fit

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: infuriating new version

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed topaz cuck travel guidebook

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Sexy Base

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Sinister Ceo

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring karate locale

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: peach glittery goal in life public bath

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: useless light deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Ultramarine boiling water

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Sooty Mood

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: startling alpha chad

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: high-end carmine boistinker stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: unholy nursing home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Fishy Vengeful Affirmative Action

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: startling alpha chad

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: abusive bawdyhouse

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Buff house windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: coral fragrant principal's office toaster

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: heady codepig queen of the night

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: violet set

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: godawful casino scourge upon the earth

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Gay Theater Skinny Woman

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: heady codepig queen of the night

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Marvelous abnormal party of the first part background story

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: twinkling useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: swollen abode ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: 180 point

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: arrogant native

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: titillating regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: swollen abode ladyboy

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: adulterous shrine persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Costumed Gas Station Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: crimson trump supporter trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: curious heaven electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Motley autistic location coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Umber dashing hominid

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Sable chapel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Coiffed up-to-no-good crackhouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#49397898)