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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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Talented headpube
  02/28/23
Love these threads
Beady-eyed Plum Base Kitty Cat
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
Talented headpube
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Exciting Patrolman
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Vigorous Glassy School
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cracking lodge mother
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chartreuse very tactful tank
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Talented headpube
  09/27/23
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Hot Faggot Firefighter
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Talented headpube
  11/26/23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Hairless Hateful Shrine Faggotry
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
insane mischievous circlehead
  06/20/24
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butt cheeks
  09/07/25
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
Vigorous Glassy School
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
Talented headpube
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Talented headpube



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Plum Base Kitty Cat

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: Talented headpube

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2!#45993766)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Exciting Patrolman



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Glassy School



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Plum Base Kitty Cat



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: cracking lodge mother



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: chartreuse very tactful tank



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Talented headpube



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Hot Faggot Firefighter



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Talented headpube



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Hairless Hateful Shrine Faggotry

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: insane mischievous circlehead

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2!#47765540)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Glassy School

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2!#45993779)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Talented headpube

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2!#45993788)



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Talented headpube



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Talented headpube



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: arousing mental disorder



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