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anyone here have a 401k that's up YTD?

if so what are you invested in?
magenta rehab mad cow disease
  03/18/25
yes. normal stock index shit.
supple charcoal plaza gaming laptop
  08/18/25
yes
soggy people who are hurt
  08/18/25
yes, up bigly
Bat Shit Crazy Locale Famous Landscape Painting
  08/18/25
Last August in a nw thread I poasted about how my wife and I...
floppy poppy regret incel
  08/18/25
all in growth funds? that's pretty impressive if ur not sup...
Paralegal Mamdani
  09/10/25
Mid 40s. I told her what to invest in when we were 25 and sh...
shortporch adelson
  09/10/25
How did you recover from not acing OCI? Ime it’s Ruino...
cowshit
  09/10/25
Yeah, I achieved what is supposed to be the impossible. Went...
shortporch adelson
  09/10/25
My old 401K’s that converted to IRA’s are up fro...
JB Woodweld
  09/10/25
{hissing sound} do a 5% withdrawal rate; you deserve it
female penis
  09/10/25
Are you Scum
cowshit
  09/10/25
Why?
JB Woodweld
  09/10/25
my IRA which is my converted 401k has rarely gone up past 30...
AZNgirl Writing 'Hamas Meeting' on AZNFrat House
  09/10/25
wtf is it invested in?
shortporch adelson
  09/10/25
100% stocks like SPY QQQ NVDA but previously i had put it in...
AZNgirl Writing 'Hamas Meeting' on AZNFrat House
  09/10/25
stick with it brother, we will maek it.
shortporch adelson
  09/10/25
great thread
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..
  09/10/25
GOLD of course
Savage_Noble
  09/10/25
I see OP is panicked pumo from March lmao. It would be al...
lfo
  09/10/25
Up bigly. It’s 80% PLTR.
Wes Scantlin
  09/10/25
if this is true, 180 i bought some ROBINHOOD stock in my ...
shortporch adelson
  09/10/25


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Date: March 18th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: magenta rehab mad cow disease

if so what are you invested in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#48757753)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: supple charcoal plaza gaming laptop

yes. normal stock index shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49194600)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: soggy people who are hurt

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49194617)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Locale Famous Landscape Painting

yes, up bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49194656)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: floppy poppy regret incel

Last August in a nw thread I poasted about how my wife and I had a combined $1.7m in 401k accounts but that I thought we’d be at $2m in a year (ie, now). One poaster called me a fucking retard because that was impossible. We’re at $2.2m combined as of today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49194686)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 2:55 AM
Author: Paralegal Mamdani

all in growth funds? that's pretty impressive if ur not super old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249607)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: shortporch adelson ((zurich is stained))

Mid 40s. I told her what to invest in when we were 25 and she listened to me. Otherwise, she’d have probably put in 5% of her income and invested it in bond funds or something. She also gets a 9% match.

I got a much later start because of my law career (I was job pwnd for first couple years out of law school) but when I was a partner in biglaw, I could put away like $60k. And last year, I moved to a firm with a self-directed option. I rolled everything over in September and it was $675k. Maxed out contributions and put a shitload of it into the btc and ETH ETFs and a few other ETFs (voo, smh, schd, schg), and almost exactly a year later my balance is $1,004,000. Hers is $1,049,000. Mine shot above hers, but crypto has pulled back some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249749)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: cowshit

How did you recover from not acing OCI? Ime it’s Ruinous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249753)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: shortporch adelson ((zurich is stained))

Yeah, I achieved what is supposed to be the impossible. Went from actual shitlaw to biglaw partner (low-end biglaw firm but still biglaw). I am now a PARTNER at a BOUTIQUE MIDLAW firm. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249778)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: JB Woodweld

My old 401K’s that converted to IRA’s are up from 1.5M to 1.9M, Actual 401K account that I haven’t converted is up from 700K to 850K.

I don’t work anymore and collect disability at 49 years old. I haven’t needed to touch my retirement accounts because I make more than my burn rate from disability alone. I’ll start withdrawing this year at 4.7% and plan on taking a couple more vacations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249631)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: female penis

{hissing sound} do a 5% withdrawal rate; you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249751)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: cowshit

Are you Scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249759)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: JB Woodweld

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249771)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: AZNgirl Writing 'Hamas Meeting' on AZNFrat House

my IRA which is my converted 401k has rarely gone up past 300k the last few years but now it's at 363k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249718)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: shortporch adelson ((zurich is stained))

wtf is it invested in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249783)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: AZNgirl Writing 'Hamas Meeting' on AZNFrat House

100% stocks like SPY QQQ NVDA but previously i had put it in bonds and shit like during covid when market went up 100%

im veddy smart saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249792)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: shortporch adelson ((zurich is stained))

stick with it brother, we will maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49250000)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..


great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249722)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Savage_Noble

GOLD of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249723)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: lfo

I see OP is panicked pumo from March lmao.

It would be almost impossible to be down unless you were actively mismanaging it. Vanguard 2065 is up 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49249787)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

Up bigly. It’s 80% PLTR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49250083)



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Date: September 10th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: shortporch adelson ((zurich is stained))

if this is true, 180

i bought some ROBINHOOD stock in my roth ira in april. put like 15k in and it's at almost 50k now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695817&forum_id=2!#49250625)