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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Sticky prole dog poop
  11/17/13
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Turquoise gas station
  02/09/14
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plum orchestra pit
  12/01/13
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Boyish circlehead
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Impressive trip organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
glassy vibrant mad cow disease
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
ocher hunting ground legend
  11/18/13
tp
Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
razzle-dazzle filthpig temple
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Boyish circlehead
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Medicated titillating electric furnace international law enforcement agency
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
balding big keepsake machete
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
180 masturbator
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
aphrodisiac travel guidebook
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Hateful puce nursing home
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Chocolate ticket booth
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Multi-colored confused alpha
  04/07/16
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Violent magenta meetinghouse
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
bateful misanthropic tattoo rigor
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
gaped self-centered sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Black parlor
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
metal hall
  11/17/13
?
supple unhinged idea he suggested legal warrant
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
filthy racy business firm chad
  11/18/13
Well?
house-broken brunch ape
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
appetizing police squad roast beef
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
vigorous degenerate
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Boyish circlehead
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
charcoal people who are hurt spot
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Hideous Concupiscible Lodge Stain
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
vigorous degenerate
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
vigorous degenerate
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Hideous Concupiscible Lodge Stain
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
vigorous degenerate
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
You're done here
Swollen den scourge upon the earth
  11/19/13
(idiot)
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
...
Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
emerald hyperactive candlestick maker giraffe
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
aphrodisiac travel guidebook
  11/17/13
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balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Ebony Flickering Indian Lodge Ceo
  11/17/13
only?
emerald hyperactive candlestick maker giraffe
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
plum orchestra pit
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saffron corner corn cake
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Bonkers Ladyboy Doctorate
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Hideous Concupiscible Lodge Stain
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
thriller dopamine toaster
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop
  11/17/13
lol
thriller dopamine toaster
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Bonkers Ladyboy Doctorate
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
emerald hyperactive candlestick maker giraffe
  11/17/13
lmao.
ocher hunting ground legend
  11/18/13
cq
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Battle Diaper Alita
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Startled Dun School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
ocher hunting ground legend
  11/18/13
Underrated
carmine irradiated brethren trust fund
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
passionate pearl goal in life rigpig
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Bonkers Ladyboy Doctorate
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
ultramarine church building regret
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Startled Dun School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Startled Dun School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Greedy public bath
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Greedy public bath
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Greedy public bath
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Greedy public bath
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Startled Dun School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
LOL
balding big keepsake machete
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Startled Dun School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Startled Dun School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
spectacular sick selfie faggot firefighter
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
charcoal people who are hurt spot
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Bat shit crazy library pervert
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Floppy slimy set
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
blathering space associate
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Startled Dun School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
carmine irradiated brethren trust fund
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
emerald hyperactive candlestick maker giraffe
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
plum orchestra pit
  11/17/13
well executed flame
cerebral crackhouse
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
shivering church genital piercing
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Maize diverse house
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
rusted national pisswyrm
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Startled Dun School Cafeteria
  11/17/13
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aggressive stimulating sound barrier
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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aggressive stimulating sound barrier
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deep haunting philosopher-king
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Maniacal Chapel
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
plum orchestra pit
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Maniacal Chapel
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
plum orchestra pit
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
vermilion hell
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
thirsty jet-lagged stage immigrant
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
vermilion hell
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
garnet histrionic piazza
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
plum orchestra pit
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
garnet histrionic piazza
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
vermilion hell
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chartreuse rambunctious dysfunction trailer park
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Wild walnut love of her life
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
plum orchestra pit
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
vermilion hell
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Lime Abode
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
filthy racy business firm chad
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Nudist Electric Hissy Fit Locus
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Mind-boggling market lettuce
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Demanding dead boltzmann whorehouse
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
plum orchestra pit
  11/19/13
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plum orchestra pit
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
shivering church genital piercing
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Sooty Marvelous Site
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Costumed Black Woman
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
shivering church genital piercing
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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curious drab preventive strike
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
plum orchestra pit
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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plum orchestra pit
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
passionate pearl goal in life rigpig
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
chestnut field kitty cat
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odious university
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Uh they do
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plum orchestra pit
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Sticky prole dog poop

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Turquoise gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Boyish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Impressive trip organic girlfriend

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: glassy vibrant mad cow disease

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: ocher hunting ground legend

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle filthpig temple

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Boyish circlehead

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Medicated titillating electric furnace international law enforcement agency

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: 180 masturbator

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac travel guidebook

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Hateful puce nursing home

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Chocolate ticket booth

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored confused alpha

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Violent magenta meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: bateful misanthropic tattoo rigor

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: gaped self-centered sneaky criminal

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Black parlor

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: metal hall

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: supple unhinged idea he suggested legal warrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: filthy racy business firm chad

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: house-broken brunch ape

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: appetizing police squad roast beef

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Boyish circlehead

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: charcoal people who are hurt spot

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Hideous Concupiscible Lodge Stain

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Hideous Concupiscible Lodge Stain

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Swollen den scourge upon the earth

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: emerald hyperactive candlestick maker giraffe

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac travel guidebook

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Ebony Flickering Indian Lodge Ceo

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: emerald hyperactive candlestick maker giraffe

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: saffron corner corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Bonkers Ladyboy Doctorate

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Hideous Concupiscible Lodge Stain

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: thriller dopamine toaster

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: thriller dopamine toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Bonkers Ladyboy Doctorate

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: emerald hyperactive candlestick maker giraffe

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: ocher hunting ground legend

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Heady fighting fortuitous meteor station

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Startled Dun School Cafeteria

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: ocher hunting ground legend

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: carmine irradiated brethren trust fund

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Talented State

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: passionate pearl goal in life rigpig

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: charismatic gold headpube

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: blathering space associate

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: blathering space associate

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Bonkers Ladyboy Doctorate

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: ultramarine church building regret

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Startled Dun School Cafeteria

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: blathering space associate

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Startled Dun School Cafeteria

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Slate Soul-stirring Goyim Gaming Laptop

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: blathering space associate

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Greedy public bath

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: blathering space associate

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: blathering space associate

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Greedy public bath

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Greedy public bath

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Greedy public bath

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Startled Dun School Cafeteria

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: balding big keepsake machete

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: blathering space associate

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Startled Dun School Cafeteria

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: blathering space associate

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Startled Dun School Cafeteria

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: spectacular sick selfie faggot firefighter

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: charcoal people who are hurt spot

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy library pervert

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Floppy slimy set

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: blathering space associate

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Startled Dun School Cafeteria

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: carmine irradiated brethren trust fund

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: emerald hyperactive candlestick maker giraffe

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral crackhouse

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: shivering church genital piercing

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Maize diverse house

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: rusted national pisswyrm

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Startled Dun School Cafeteria

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Lime Abode

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Wonderful obsidian home partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: deep haunting philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Maniacal Chapel

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: plum orchestra pit

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Maniacal Chapel

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: plum orchestra pit

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: vermilion hell

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: thirsty jet-lagged stage immigrant

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: vermilion hell

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: garnet histrionic piazza

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: garnet histrionic piazza

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: vermilion hell

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: chartreuse rambunctious dysfunction trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Wild walnut love of her life

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: vermilion hell

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Lime Abode

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: filthy racy business firm chad

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Nudist Electric Hissy Fit Locus

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action gaping

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: fishy laughsome resort therapy

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: saffron corner corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling market lettuce

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Demanding dead boltzmann whorehouse

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: shivering church genital piercing

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: smoky know-it-all cruise ship fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Sooty Marvelous Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Costumed Black Woman

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: shivering church genital piercing

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sable indirect expression

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: curious drab preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Orange comical step-uncle's house halford

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: passionate pearl goal in life rigpig

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: chestnut field kitty cat

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: odious university

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: contagious wine psychic elastic band

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: passionate pearl goal in life rigpig

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Out-of-control arousing sanctuary

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Dashing french round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored confused alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Nubile background story mother

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: galvanic poppy area

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: aqua casino clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored confused alpha

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Olive Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#37197656)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#38290169)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#39243529)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Ruby range jew

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: jet property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Canary vengeful theater fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2!#49397898)