Date: September 27th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: charles XII
In the Season of Falling Chrysanthemums, the sacred petitions began.
Each console house, bound by rites older than silicon itself, prepared their offerings for the Auspice Audience—a ceremony so labyrinthine that even court scholars whispered of its hidden gears.
Sony, draped in storm-blue brocade, presented a scroll written on e-paper spun from moonlight. Its calligraphy spoke not of teraflops or ray tracing, but of unbroken resonance—a promise that the next generation would be less a product than a continuum of dreams. Their emissaries knelt three times, each bow measured by the breath of a white crane.
Nintendo followed with a procession of riddles: lacquered puzzle boxes nested within one another, each revealing a single haiku about play without end. Courtiers leaned forward as the verses unfolded like plum blossoms in late frost—delight tinged with melancholy. All the while, the specter of the N64 lingered like incense that never quite dissipates.
By custom, the herald again intoned the names of Sega and NEC, though all knew their petitions would arrive only as phantom scrolls. To appear in person would break the dignity of absence; to remain absent preserved the dignity of legend. Their silence was itself a perfectly executed bow.
The Emperor did not speak.
Instead, the Chamberlain of Opaque Winds stepped forth, bearing a fan of black lacquer inscribed with shifting silver runes. He opened it with a single, echoing snap. A hush flooded the chamber.
“The river bends,” intoned the Chamberlain, “yet the mountain does not move.
The plum branch flowers before the snow has melted.
One bird sings to a forest that pretends not to hear.”
The words were relayed through layers of interpreters: the Keeper of Distant Meanings, the Second Minister of Metaphor, the Clerk of Possible Futures. Each rephrased the oracle with more ambiguity than the last, until even the most cunning analysts of the court could only trade glances heavy with speculation.
Was the river Sony, flowing inexorably?
Was the premature blossom Nintendo, daring the frost?
Was the silent forest a veiled salute to the shades of Sega and NEC?
The Emperor remained still, eyes half-closed, as though listening to a console yet unborn.
The hall filled with the faint rustle of sleeves and the sharper rustle of conjecture.
Somewhere beyond the palace walls, the next generation had already begun.
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