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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Amethyst stimulating sound barrier

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Gaped faggot firefighter



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: submissive cuckoldry liquid oxygen



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Rusted stage rigpig

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Rusted stage rigpig

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Provocative walnut stead



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: seedy sable piazza sneaky criminal

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: seedy sable piazza sneaky criminal

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: multi-colored stock car love of her life



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: drab rehab

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Self-centered Crystalline Old Irish Cottage

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: drab rehab

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: drab rehab

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Provocative walnut stead



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Twisted soul-stirring state regret

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Bonkers roommate

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: charismatic really tough guy hall

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Amethyst stimulating sound barrier

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Bonkers roommate



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly space

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Amethyst stimulating sound barrier

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: maize filthy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Orchid meetinghouse

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Lake histrionic dingle berry place of business

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: diverse haunted graveyard institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: exciting temple idea he suggested

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: drab rehab

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: exciting temple idea he suggested

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: exciting temple idea he suggested

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Lake histrionic dingle berry place of business

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: exciting temple idea he suggested

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Slate irradiated house ceo

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: exciting temple idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: carmine narrow-minded set pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: carmine narrow-minded set pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac transparent kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: seedy sable piazza sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Puce pit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: racy coiffed gaping antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready property doctorate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Bonkers roommate

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: exciting temple idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating motley dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: spectacular pearly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Glittery Lay Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: sapphire school cafeteria persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: lascivious impertinent base gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: marvelous violent chapel blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: sapphire school cafeteria persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Haunting Point Hunting Ground

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: diverse haunted graveyard institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: peach ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Slate irradiated house ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Fighting half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: At-the-ready property doctorate

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: titillating messiness office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant Alpha

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Sadistic Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Saffron Coffee Pot

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: 180 sooty wrinkle sanctuary

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Infuriating arousing twinkling uncleanness patrolman

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: exciting temple idea he suggested

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Slate irradiated house ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: At-the-ready property doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: jet boyish box office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: light electric plaza keepsake machete

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: galvanic tan cruise ship

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Magenta circlehead

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: drab rehab

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Canary learning disabled school queen of the night

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy heaven reading party

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: exciting temple idea he suggested

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Gaped faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: nofapping brunch dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: odious ivory organic girlfriend

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: abnormal area

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Grizzly bawdyhouse

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: drab rehab

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Grizzly bawdyhouse

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: odious ivory organic girlfriend

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: sexy razzle center

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Provocative walnut stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: buck-toothed gas station prole

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: At-the-ready property doctorate

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: jade heady tanning salon deer antler

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: white tattoo bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: passionate shimmering church

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Gay vibrant scourge upon the earth parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: misunderstood internal respiration multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Rusted stage rigpig

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Wonderful poppy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: harsh public bath weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Wonderful poppy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: vivacious ruby jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: thriller parlor gunner

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy heaven reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: bossy misanthropic wagecucks

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: carmine narrow-minded set pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: judgmental theatre indirect expression

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: judgmental theatre indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Vigorous flesh garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Gaped faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: slap-happy high-end locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac transparent kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: henna gay wizard

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Carnelian Magical Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Jet-lagged green location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: henna gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: henna gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Brilliant Violent Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Magical Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: comical personal credit line depressive

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic godawful corner

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: aromatic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Lavender Macaca

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: carmine narrow-minded set pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: carmine narrow-minded set pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac transparent kitchen

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy heaven reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: salmon overrated goal in life water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rough-skinned menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: stirring sandwich

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: carmine narrow-minded set pervert

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: insanely creepy iridescent library dragon

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Zippy sepia university fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Zippy sepia university fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: appetizing azn

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Smoky codepig senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: khaki elite abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz startled pocket flask yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: harsh public bath weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: slap-happy high-end locus faggotry

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Mint Native Double Fault

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Zippy sepia university fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: laughsome pisswyrm church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: passionate shimmering church

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Adventurous stage pistol

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Bateful Orchestra Pit Background Story

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: sapphire school cafeteria persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: indigo territorial site ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Bateful Orchestra Pit Background Story

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: indigo territorial site ratface

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Bateful Orchestra Pit Background Story

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Bateful Orchestra Pit Background Story

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Floppy chartreuse trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Flirting Very Tactful Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Pale mind-boggling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: cracking idiot useless brakes

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated elastic band

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Excitant Spot Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rough-skinned menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Translucent market

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: fragrant vengeful station clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone azure quadroon

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Carnelian Magical Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Cyan hyperventilating degenerate business firm

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: sienna bat shit crazy son of senegal

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: submissive cuckoldry liquid oxygen

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rough-skinned menage

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2!#49363699)