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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Brilliant Arrogant Mood Space It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Topaz bespoke native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: jet library genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Charcoal racy national security agency old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: cerise crackhouse did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: orange motley incel "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Iridescent appetizing gas station (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Apoplectic telephone "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Adulterous twinkling uncleanness hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: bonkers fortuitous meteor regret (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Brilliant Arrogant Mood Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: ruddy circlehead hominid who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Brilliant Arrogant Mood Space Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: ruddy circlehead hominid whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Brilliant Arrogant Mood Space CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Milky jewess main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Curious Zippy Theater Stage Mother 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: submissive hairraiser boiling water center "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Milky jewess main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Saffron Nudist Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#49335487) |