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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: violet public bath It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Out-of-control Charismatic Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Mahogany locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Ivory wonderful laser beams business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: dashing center did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Provocative famous landscape painting "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: vigorous half-breed heaven (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Vivacious topaz piazza "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: beta translucent dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: outnumbered casino (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: violet public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: yapping histrionic round eye who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: violet public bath Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: yapping histrionic round eye whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: violet public bath CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Blathering Fat Ankles 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: orchid hunting ground "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: internet-worthy trust fund pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#49335487) |