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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Vibrant Self-absorbed Parlor Son Of Senegal



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Misunderstood hideous whorehouse cuck

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: free-loading casino jew

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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: soggy blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Misunderstood hideous whorehouse cuck

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood hideous whorehouse cuck

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Carnelian temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Vibrant Self-absorbed Parlor Son Of Senegal

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Misunderstood hideous whorehouse cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Bright jap associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Greedy psychic

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Angry stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: soggy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: 180 offensive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: bearded flatulent pisswyrm elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling ape site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Contagious church halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling ape site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Thriller thirsty property patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Curious Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: motley faggotry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: vigorous orchid tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: soggy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Lilac Sticky Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Misunderstood hideous whorehouse cuck

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: vigorous orchid tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Garnet pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Bright jap associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Bright jap associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Vibrant Self-absorbed Parlor Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: twinkling tank ratface

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: twinkling tank ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Arousing garrison

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine organic girlfriend volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Ruby blathering gaping

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Bright jap associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: violet step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Greedy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Vermilion exciting area coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Tripping pozpig

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: alcoholic coral senate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Thriller thirsty property patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Crimson Vengeful Depressive Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Tan Black Woman

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Supple Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Supple Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Garnet pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Talented lime indian lodge puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Thriller thirsty property patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Fighting school athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine organic girlfriend volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: vigorous orchid tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: sickened honey-headed trust fund spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Vermilion exciting area coldplay fan

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: haunting nubile rigor location

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Bright jap associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: stimulating ebony water buffalo parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: excitant bronze queen of the night regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: twinkling tank ratface

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Territorial theatre

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: twinkling tank ratface

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Territorial theatre

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Bright jap associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Ruby blathering gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: soggy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Garnet pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: sickened honey-headed trust fund spot

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: bearded flatulent pisswyrm elastic band

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: overrated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: exhilarant burgundy stag film hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: bistre national yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Bright jap associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Ruby blathering gaping

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Ruby blathering gaping

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Ruby blathering gaping

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: bearded flatulent pisswyrm elastic band

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Walnut hall

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Territorial theatre

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: violet step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Bright jap associate

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Wine Affirmative Action

holy fuck. just when i thought this thread couldn't get any better, fulano cums and creampies the cherry on top of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: alcoholic coral senate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: 180 offensive set

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine organic girlfriend volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: sickened honey-headed trust fund spot

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Talented lime indian lodge puppy

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling ape site

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Ruby blathering gaping

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: soggy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Angry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

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"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: motley faggotry native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office bbw



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Arousing garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Bright jap associate



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: soggy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: bossy drab roommate

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: 180 offensive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: overrated toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine organic girlfriend volcanic crater

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Vermilion exciting area coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: alcoholic coral senate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Supple Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: exhilarant burgundy stag film hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Tripping pozpig

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Garnet pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood hideous whorehouse cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: WordcelWorth

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled translucent plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Pontificating chest-beating antidepressant drug

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Nighttime sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: flesh godawful lay windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: soggy blood rage

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine appetizing masturbator hospital

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Aquamarine appetizing masturbator hospital

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine organic girlfriend volcanic crater

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Aquamarine appetizing masturbator hospital

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine organic girlfriend volcanic crater

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine organic girlfriend volcanic crater

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: bossy drab roommate

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Spruce Gay Wizard Place Of Business

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Kink-friendly Legal Warrant

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: comical mustard toaster

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: sexy passionate stead foreskin



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: azure heady forum



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Ungodly Piazza



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Amber bisexual address dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: comical mustard toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Pale center really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Carnelian temple



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Tripping pozpig

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Nighttime sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Misunderstood hideous whorehouse cuck



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Razzle newt



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Lilac Sticky Orchestra Pit



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Judgmental Rusted Locale Round Eye



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Lilac Sticky Orchestra Pit



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Tripping pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Garnet pocket flask



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: bistre national yarmulke

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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: exhilarant burgundy stag film hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108116)



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