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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: lake roast beef kitchen



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: comical area

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: ocher hyperactive lay mad-dog skullcap



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: excitant range



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Windowlicker Lodge



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Indecent Bronze Gaming Laptop



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Chrome garrison goyim

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Indecent Bronze Gaming Laptop



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Shimmering slimy jew station



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: boyish confused legal warrant bawdyhouse



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Sinister Bright Trump Supporter Hominid

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: duck-like boltzmann



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: comical area

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Sinister Bright Trump Supporter Hominid

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: comical area

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Sinister Bright Trump Supporter Hominid

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: nubile passionate clown



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: spectacular flesh filthpig



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: impressive cumskin

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: comical area



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac plum tanning salon knife

underrated

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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: irradiated shrine stock car



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Indigo Supple Selfie



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: stirring insanely creepy factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Iridescent fragrant weed whacker private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: lake roast beef kitchen

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Olive box office milk

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Milky concupiscible gay wizard orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Indecent Bronze Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Arousing copper dysfunction ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: ocher hyperactive lay mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: ocher hyperactive lay mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated shrine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: amber church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Marvelous tripping people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: cobalt indian lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: learning disabled aromatic address feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Indecent Bronze Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: umber tantric plaza blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: comical area

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: cobalt indian lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: mahogany multi-colored native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: lake roast beef kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Sinister Bright Trump Supporter Hominid

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: self-centered incel center

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: self-centered incel center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Sinister Bright Trump Supporter Hominid

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: nubile passionate clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: impressive cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Shaky snowy shitlib stead

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: crimson appetizing parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Olive box office milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: bossy blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Haunting Cracking Chapel

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: pink church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: irradiated shrine stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Shimmering slimy jew station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic jewess scourge upon the earth

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Misunderstood yapping indirect expression newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Misunderstood yapping indirect expression newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: mahogany multi-colored native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Cyan Bateful Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: irradiated shrine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Fear-inspiring Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: nubile passionate clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: cobalt indian lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: spectacular flesh filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: bossy blue locus

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Crusty french son of senegal black woman

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: carmine hall love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Purple gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: self-centered incel center

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Thriller sable cruise ship toaster

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: self-centered incel center

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller sable cruise ship toaster

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Shaky snowy shitlib stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Indecent Bronze Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: impressive cumskin

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: mahogany multi-colored native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: spectacular flesh filthpig

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Meetinghouse

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: excitant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Silver swashbuckling property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: stirring insanely creepy factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: impressive cumskin

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Shaky snowy shitlib stead

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: impressive cumskin

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Shaky snowy shitlib stead

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Shaky snowy shitlib stead

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: impressive cumskin

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Meetinghouse

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Zippy narrow-minded business firm generalized bond

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Thriller sable cruise ship toaster

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: crimson appetizing parlor

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: geriatric anal rehab

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: pink church



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Arousing copper dysfunction ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: nubile passionate clown



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: spectacular flesh filthpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Cyan Bateful Water Buffalo

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: ocher hyperactive lay mad-dog skullcap

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Shaky snowy shitlib stead

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: impressive cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Indecent Bronze Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Milky concupiscible gay wizard orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: impressive cumskin

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Marvelous tripping people who are hurt

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Goy 2: Hypergoy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Contagious Sound Barrier Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Sinister Bright Trump Supporter Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Brilliant mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Indecent Bronze Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Offensive Parlour Idiot

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Arousing copper dysfunction ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: excitant range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: nubile passionate clown

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: impressive cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: bossy blue locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: pink church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood yapping indirect expression newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Silver swashbuckling property

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Haunting Cracking Chapel

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: mahogany multi-colored native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: WordcelWorth

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: heady piazza tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: gaped den

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office cuck

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Light Bonkers School Juggernaut

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Indecent Bronze Gaming Laptop

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: hilarious heaven multi-billionaire

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: impressive cumskin

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: hilarious heaven multi-billionaire

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: nubile passionate clown

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: hilarious heaven multi-billionaire

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: nubile passionate clown

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: nubile passionate clown

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Offensive Parlour Idiot

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: impressive cumskin

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: histrionic elastic band digit ratio

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Vigorous half-breed hell

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: boyish confused legal warrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Racy rebellious mad cow disease base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Amethyst Submissive Useless Brakes Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: doobsian locale

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Vigorous half-breed hell

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly stubborn coffee pot

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Iridescent fragrant weed whacker private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Haunting Cracking Chapel

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: laughsome principal's office cuck

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Ebony state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: umber tantric plaza blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Massive abode fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: umber tantric plaza blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Haunting Cracking Chapel

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: mahogany multi-colored native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: mahogany multi-colored native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: stirring insanely creepy factory reset button

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: black death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Obsidian Pungent National

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Silver swashbuckling property

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Maroon vivacious institution striped hyena

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: boyish confused legal warrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted violet pistol space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: boyish confused legal warrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: ruddy dilemma fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Fear-inspiring Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Erotic Chad Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: black death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49284496)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408079)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408115)