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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
odious honey-headed mediation
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odious honey-headed mediation
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lol at white womyn
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Domesticated charismatic reading party
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
cocky therapy range
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Drab Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
jade contagious nursing home
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Drab Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
aphrodisiac gay theatre scourge upon the earth
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Histrionic hospital filthpig
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
odious honey-headed mediation
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tyft
laughsome dog poop
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180
stimulating walnut library
  10/10/12
awesome
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seedy charcoal lodge gunner
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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18000000000
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: odious honey-headed mediation

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: odious honey-headed mediation



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: odious honey-headed mediation



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Pearly corn cake associate

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Domesticated charismatic reading party

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: cocky therapy range

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Drab Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: jade contagious nursing home

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Drab Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gay theatre scourge upon the earth

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Histrionic hospital filthpig

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: odious honey-headed mediation

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: laughsome dog poop

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: stimulating walnut library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Slimy Kitchen Trump Supporter

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: seedy charcoal lodge gunner



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Avocado hell organic girlfriend

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: transparent up-to-no-good garrison son of senegal

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Dark razzmatazz church

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: big school cafeteria hairy legs

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: adventurous spot mood

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: disgusting electric native



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



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