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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Ebony locus
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Hairraiser Spruce Patrolman Newt
  05/20/25
Never played it
Ebony locus
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
free-loading stage shitlib
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Ebony locus
  05/20/25
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lavender wrinkle
  10/24/25
wario land
Titillating unhinged antidepressant drug nibblets
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Ebony locus
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
slimy scarlet trump supporter
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Ebony locus
  05/20/25
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lavender wrinkle
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Splenetic forum incel
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Ebony locus
  10/23/25
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lavender wrinkle
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
nofapping razzmatazz school cafeteria
  10/23/25
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lavender wrinkle
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
black boyish new version dragon
  10/23/25
Jesus
Hairraiser Spruce Patrolman Newt
  10/23/25
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lavender wrinkle
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
soul-stirring lay potus
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
soul-stirring lay potus
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Hairraiser Spruce Patrolman Newt
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
soul-stirring lay potus
  10/25/25
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lavender wrinkle
  10/25/25
https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
soul-stirring lay potus
  10/25/25
180
lavender wrinkle
  10/25/25
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Ebony locus
  10/25/25
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lavender wrinkle
  10/25/25


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Ebony locus

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser Spruce Patrolman Newt

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Ebony locus

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: free-loading stage shitlib

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Ebony locus

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lavender wrinkle



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Titillating unhinged antidepressant drug nibblets

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Ebony locus

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: slimy scarlet trump supporter

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Ebony locus

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: lavender wrinkle



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Splenetic forum incel

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Ebony locus

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: lavender wrinkle



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: nofapping razzmatazz school cafeteria

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: lavender wrinkle



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: black boyish new version dragon

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Spruce Patrolman Newt

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: lavender wrinkle



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay potus

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay potus

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Spruce Patrolman Newt

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay potus

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2!#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lavender wrinkle



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay potus

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: lavender wrinkle

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Ebony locus



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: lavender wrinkle



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