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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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rusted theater stain
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
painfully honest slate hairy legs
  05/20/25
Never played it
rusted theater stain
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
french internal respiration faggotry
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
rusted theater stain
  05/20/25
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Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo
  10/24/25
wario land
heady slap-happy partner prole
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
rusted theater stain
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
exciting territorial garrison
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
rusted theater stain
  05/20/25
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Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
hateful snowy famous landscape painting
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
rusted theater stain
  10/23/25
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Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
black background story
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Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
Dun hairless institution
  10/23/25
Jesus
painfully honest slate hairy legs
  10/23/25
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Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
vivacious lodge
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
vivacious lodge
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
painfully honest slate hairy legs
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
vivacious lodge
  10/25/25
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Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo
  10/25/25
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vivacious lodge
  10/25/25
180
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rusted theater stain
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: rusted theater stain

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: painfully honest slate hairy legs

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: rusted theater stain

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: french internal respiration faggotry

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: rusted theater stain

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: heady slap-happy partner prole

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: rusted theater stain

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: exciting territorial garrison

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: rusted theater stain

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: hateful snowy famous landscape painting

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: rusted theater stain

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: black background story

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Dun hairless institution

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: painfully honest slate hairy legs

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: vivacious lodge

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: vivacious lodge

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: painfully honest slate hairy legs

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: vivacious lodge

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: vivacious lodge

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: rusted theater stain



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Sadistic turquoise cruise ship ceo



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