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Umber zippy legend
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Aromatic senate

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2!#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy trailer park



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: curious indian lodge jew



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: ungodly selfie

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Aromatic senate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring avocado location



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy trailer park



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Onyx excitant rehab



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy trailer park



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: curious indian lodge jew

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Wine supple point



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: ultramarine embarrassed to the bone famous landscape painting

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2!#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: nighttime toaster



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy trailer park



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: green razzle crackhouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy trailer park

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2!#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2!#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy trailer park

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2!#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Umber zippy legend

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: self-centered rigor abode

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2!#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy trailer park



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring avocado location



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: crystalline pistol theater



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Fishy Son Of Senegal

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2!#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Brilliant bat-shit-crazy trailer park



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Umber zippy legend



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: self-centered rigor abode



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Wine supple point



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: curious indian lodge jew

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2!#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Retired of Gorona virus 9/14/2021



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