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Top 5 worst Christmas songs of all time ITT

Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick https://www.youtube.com/watch...
fully online and responsive
  12/27/25
Macca is number one on my list bc it's so insulting from him
the cathedral of light
  12/27/25
Happy Xmas (War Is Over)- John Lennon · Yoko Ono htt...
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Ass Sunstein
  12/28/25
Do They Know It's Christmas? Absolutely retarded song. I ...
fulano
  12/27/25
Oh yeah definitely insanely terrible & stupid
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The 1985 Live Aid concerts raised $127 million (equivalent t...
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Brother Peter Dimond
  12/27/25
It produced one of the most-iconic and ridiculous music vide...
Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  12/27/25
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Brother Peter Dimond
  12/27/25
that one is so bad it's good, though
nude idiot
  12/27/25
cr just about everything about the song and video is funny. ...
Brother Peter Dimond
  12/27/25
If I'm correct about this song there was some fight about si...
fulano
  12/27/25
this one is 180, i love bono unironically yelling "TONI...
richard clock
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There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dre...
Ass Sunstein
  12/27/25
i love the pre-schooler level understanding of geogrpahy ...
richard clock
  12/27/25
And Ethiopia is the 2nd oldest christian country in the worl...
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  12/27/25
Food literally falls off trees in Africa
barnabyjones
  12/28/25
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Mustapha's Providence Adventure
  12/27/25
i dont know why but i really hate original Santa Baby, it gi...
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  12/27/25
hideous
Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  12/27/25
You’re just mad the original singer is black
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,
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I kinda like the original in a midcentury playboy way but th...
Mustapha's Providence Adventure
  12/27/25
prety awful choices itt, most of these songs are good. ill g...
richard clock
  12/27/25
Do one mate
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  12/27/25
that alvin and the chipmunks christmas song
richard clock
  12/27/25
Little St. Nic is 180000000. Fuck op.
Candy Ride
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richard clock
  12/27/25
The Paul McCartney synth-sound is 180 and I like the song be...
Ass Sunstein
  12/27/25
It’s dreadful but it comes by it in an honest and good...
Mustapha's Providence Adventure
  12/27/25
It's Christmas 1985, your parents got you a CASIO keyboard, ...
Ass Sunstein
  12/28/25
Agree I love this song and the John Lennon one too
Noah Tannenbaum
  12/28/25
Whenever I hear Rockin Around The Christmas Tree I always pi...
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  12/27/25
O the NIGGER outside is frightful
CapTTTainFalcon
  12/27/25
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Christmas shoes forcememe goyslop
Mustapha's Providence Adventure
  12/27/25
the Paul McCartney one is #1 because it so obviously would n...
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richard clock
  12/27/25
Little St Nick is fine. The Paul song sucks but it's 180 th...
Kenneth Play
  12/28/25
Last Christmas is obviously the fucking worst
Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong
  12/28/25
Mariah Carey is the worst for me.
Ass Sunstein
  12/28/25
it’s cheesy but fun Last Christmas is depressing an...
Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong
  12/28/25
i dont understand the hate for this one. a relatively standa...
fulano
  12/28/25
cr
Kenneth Play
  12/28/25
The McCartney one
DR. TRUMPER
  12/28/25
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Stupid song. The other reinde...
chilmata
  12/28/25


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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9rK8FmYog

I hate the deep voiced guy singing "christmas comes this day each year"

Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Ye-3C1FC8

Can't stand the synth in this song

Sia - Snowman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gset79KMmt0 absolutely vile song from an alcoholic middle aged aussie woman who sings like she is black and she has a weird fucked up face irl

Vince Guaraldi Trio - Christmas Time Is Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzetPqepXA

depressing & overwrought, poorly sung by dipshit kids, with faggy lib jazz instrumentals, deliberately ugly hateful song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543141)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: the cathedral of light

Macca is number one on my list bc it's so insulting from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543256)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

Happy Xmas (War Is Over)- John Lennon · Yoko Ono

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flA5ndOyZbI

Dude deserved to be shot for this song alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543147)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: fulano

Do They Know It's Christmas?

Absolutely retarded song. I intuitively hated it and then one year I listened to the lyrics and it became so much worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543148)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

Oh yeah definitely insanely terrible & stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543152)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

The 1985 Live Aid concerts raised $127 million (equivalent to around $370 mil today) for Famine Relief in Ethiopia. Unfortunately, Estimates say 95% went to the CIA backed Tigrayan People’s Liberation Front to purchase Weapons, not Food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543234)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

It produced one of the most-iconic and ridiculous music videos ever made. Certainly redeems it in some way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543243)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: nude idiot

that one is so bad it's good, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543253)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

cr just about everything about the song and video is funny.

the part where bono belts out "well tonight, thank god, it's them instead of you" makes me lol every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543285)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: fulano

If I'm correct about this song there was some fight about singing lyrics in swahili and a bunch of singers walked off before learning they don't even speak that language there.

That might have been the aids song though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543297)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: richard clock

this one is 180, i love bono unironically yelling "TONIGHT, THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF YOU!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543302)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:01 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

There's a world outside your window

And it's a world of dread and fear

Where the only water flowing

Is the bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells that ring there

Are the clanging chimes of doom

Well, tonight, thank God it's them

Instead of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543354)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: richard clock

i love the pre-schooler level understanding of geogrpahy

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas now

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

Where nothing ever grows, no rain or river flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543422)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

And Ethiopia is the 2nd oldest christian country in the world and the famine was due to communism lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543444)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: barnabyjones

Food literally falls off trees in Africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544595)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mustapha's Providence Adventure (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543793)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 3:58 PM
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i dont know why but i really hate original Santa Baby, it gives me a migraine as does any carol sung by Mariah 'Fat Face' Carey and her fat little sistah, Christina (that is mucho too much lettuce) Arugula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543246)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543266)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,


You’re just mad the original singer is black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543439)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Mustapha's Providence Adventure (No Future)

I kinda like the original in a midcentury playboy way but the Madonna version is vile pedo slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543802)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: richard clock

prety awful choices itt, most of these songs are good. ill give you the paul mccartney one sucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543303)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

Do one mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543403)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: richard clock

that alvin and the chipmunks christmas song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543425)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Little St. Nic is 180000000. Fuck op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543307)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543317)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

The Paul McCartney synth-sound is 180 and I like the song because it sounds like he wrote and recorded it in about half an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543352)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Mustapha's Providence Adventure (No Future)

It’s dreadful but it comes by it in an honest and good natured way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543800)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

It's Christmas 1985, your parents got you a CASIO keyboard, and your uncle Paul (who used to be in a band) helped you figure it out and write a little Christmas song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544534)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Noah Tannenbaum

Agree I love this song and the John Lennon one too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544626)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,


Whenever I hear Rockin Around The Christmas Tree I always picture redhead drunk office slut in a Santa hat but it turns out it’s a 13-yo girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543442)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

O the NIGGER outside is frightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543445)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fully online and responsive



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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mustapha's Providence Adventure (No Future)

Christmas shoes forcememe goyslop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543795)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


the Paul McCartney one is #1 because it so obviously would never be played if it was done by anyone else

like if you had the litigation team for Sidley conmpete to write Christmas songs, chances are one of them would be better than Paul McCartney's song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543917)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: fully online and responsive



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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49543999)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

Little St Nick is fine. The Paul song sucks but it's 180 that he's such an autist that he just cranks out hooks and sometimes they're bad earworms, I'll easily take the bad ones for his hits, but they shouldn't play the Christmas one any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544265)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

Last Christmas is obviously the fucking worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544546)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Mariah Carey is the worst for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544549)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Blitzen Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

it’s cheesy but fun

Last Christmas is depressing and people play it everywhere like it’s cheery and fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544552)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: fulano

i dont understand the hate for this one. a relatively standard pop song by a talented singer. i get that its overplayed but acting like its some atrocity is way too common.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544557)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544564)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: DR. TRUMPER (TRUMPdog Billionaire)

The McCartney one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544567)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: chilmata

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Stupid song. The other reindeer would have resented Rudolph after his promotion. Teaches kids how to be bullied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814563&forum_id=2!#49544771)