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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Trip federal hospital
  11/28/22
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orchid concupiscible stage
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
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orchid concupiscible stage
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dashing demanding skinny woman
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embarrassed to the bone stock car private investor
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Trip federal hospital
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
nofapping adulterous casino
  12/13/22
Me.
Trip federal hospital
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
nofapping adulterous casino
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Trip federal hospital
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
nofapping adulterous casino
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Carnelian Irate Indirect Expression
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Grizzly queen of the night
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exhilarant slippery fanboi hell
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Green Learning Disabled Ticket Booth Corn Cake
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Trip federal hospital
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Trip federal hospital
  11/29/22
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Exciting Godawful Hissy Fit Milk
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Trip federal hospital
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
lascivious therapy theater stage
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Sepia spectacular university son of senegal
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Trip federal hospital
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
lascivious therapy theater stage
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sadistic fluffy dilemma personal credit line
  12/11/22
Woah.
Trip federal hospital
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Sickened Laughsome Market Mexican
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purple vigorous pocket flask
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Trip federal hospital
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
lascivious therapy theater stage
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Trip federal hospital
  12/21/22
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Trip federal hospital
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
lascivious therapy theater stage
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Trip federal hospital
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: orchid concupiscible stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Trip federal hospital

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: orchid concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: dashing demanding skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stock car private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: nofapping adulterous casino

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: nofapping adulterous casino

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: nofapping adulterous casino

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Carnelian Irate Indirect Expression

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Grizzly queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: exhilarant slippery fanboi hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Green Learning Disabled Ticket Booth Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Exciting Godawful Hissy Fit Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: lascivious therapy theater stage

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Sepia spectacular university son of senegal

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: lascivious therapy theater stage

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: sadistic fluffy dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Sickened Laughsome Market Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: purple vigorous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Trip federal hospital

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: lascivious therapy theater stage

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: lascivious therapy theater stage

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Charcoal swashbuckling death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Trip federal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2!#49535059)