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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:37 AM Author: charismatic crotch It was near closing, the kind of quiet that makes you notice every little sound. I was restocking frozen peas when he walked in—tall, confident, wearing a perfectly-fitted hoodie. Chad.
“Hey, man,” he said, smiling. “You know where the protein powder is?” His voice was smooth, effortless, like he belonged anywhere he went.
I pointed him to aisle 5, and as he turned to leave, he said, “Thanks, bro.” Bro.
I stood there for a moment, letting it sink in. I knew it didn’t mean anything, but I wanted it to. I imagined Chad lingering, asking about my day, maybe laughing at one of my bad jokes. But he didn’t. He just walked away.
Finished my shift, went home, and stared at my reflection in the microwave door. Whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48314969) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48315581) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:10 PM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48315656) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48339406) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48341222) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:42 AM Author: crimson galvanic step-uncle's house pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48341233) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: charismatic crotch :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48341330) |
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48346027) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:15 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48354702) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Offensive mahogany halford selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48354707) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48356166) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48359670) |
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Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48363436) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: charismatic crotch :( :( :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48388838) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:10 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48457085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:58 AM Author: deranged yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48457196) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:06 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48460859) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:09 AM Author: deranged yarmulke This happened to me many times IRL. A cute Chad would come in around closing, almost always alone. Sometimes he'd be coming from "the gym" and I could smell the musk and sweat on his perfect, sculpted body. I'd usually fumble my words, screw up the transaction, and then awkwardly say goodnight. The worst was when he'd give me that "Are you okay, bro?" look.
I'm fine, I thought to myself.
I'm fine. |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:12 AM Author: charismatic crotch "Are you okay, bro?" echoed in the empty aisles long after closing, like a question left for ghosts.
You think it was for you, but it wasn’t. It was for the space between who you are and who you think Chad is—two strangers, circling shelves of powdered illusions.
The worst part isn’t that you’re not "fine."
It’s that maybe he isn’t, either. |
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Date: December 19th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: deranged yarmulke Another Chad shook my hand at work today, not flame. He was extremely cocky and I almost lost my mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48464158) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:41 AM Author: Turquoise jap party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48495009) |
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Date: December 26th, 2024 3:47 PM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48489024) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 3:10 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48494963) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:46 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48771674) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:11 AM Author: French excitant roommate generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48494998) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:16 PM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48497045) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:17 PM Author: deranged yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48497052) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48518566) |
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Date: January 5th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48519886) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: deranged yarmulke I encountered yet another Chad yesterday when he came in looking for some crap that was popular on "social media" or whatever. I fumbled my words and almost knocked over a display. Chad mentioned playing golf this weekend and I just nodded since I know nothing of the sport. But the thought did cross my mind: Would he let me wash his balls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48771697) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 4:29 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48771870) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:32 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#48773967) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:12 AM Author: charismatic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#49448973) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#49685218) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#49685600) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:54 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#49685604) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2!#49685664) |