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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
aqua tattoo sanctuary
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
...
Sepia Field Volcanic Crater
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
Zippy theatre mental disorder
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
Big-titted Comical Organic Girlfriend Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
how old is she
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
40ish
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
anal senate
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
Ungodly light telephone
  12/21/16
cr
Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate
  12/21/16
Lmao
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
Nope.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
Loool
Concupiscible base
  12/21/16
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
anal senate
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
what was her response?
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
Still waiting
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
...
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
...
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
180000000000000
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
...
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
...
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
Heady water buffalo hall
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
hahahah
anal senate
  12/22/16
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
Cracking Old Irish Cottage
  12/22/16
180000
Racy pearl point national security agency
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
Silver nibblets property
  12/22/16
...
rambunctious casino
  12/22/16
180
Wild Corn Cake
  12/22/16
180
underhanded idiotic house
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
Arousing Cocky Stead
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  04/07/17
lmao
Carmine Doobsian Preventive Strike
  10/04/17
...
wonderful insane pistol
  10/04/17
180!!
Splenetic Space Ape
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  09/09/20
...
lime razzmatazz locus
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
hairraiser stain
  01/17/21
...
Splenetic Space Ape
  01/17/21
LMAO
godawful beady-eyed people who are hurt
  11/24/22
180
Razzle-dazzle Opaque Gay Wizard
  11/24/22
AAA
Alcoholic piazza
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
180
Metal circlehead
  12/22/16
So prescient
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  12/21/16
180
Metal circlehead
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
180 khaki mexican theater stage
  12/21/16
...
rose kitty cat range
  12/21/16
...
house-broken amber dilemma multi-billionaire
  12/22/16
LOL
Silver nibblets property
  12/21/16
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
hairless fighting foreskin lodge
  12/22/16
...
Outnumbered cuckoldry
  12/22/16
...
Silver nibblets property
  12/23/16
...
rough-skinned trump supporter
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
fluffy smoky electric furnace
  04/15/19
...
lime razzmatazz locus
  09/09/20
...
Big milky dingle berry
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
shimmering bisexual police squad
  12/22/16
...
Umber toilet seat
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
Outnumbered cuckoldry
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
awkward mother
  12/21/16
See op
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
...
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
Gold Swashbuckling Incel
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
Silver nibblets property
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
anal senate
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
Metal circlehead
  12/22/16
lol
cerebral rigpig
  12/22/16
lol
Silver nibblets property
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
anal senate
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
anal senate
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
Plum balding associate orchestra pit
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate
  12/21/16
Nah
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
...
Silver nibblets property
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
Bateful internal respiration clown
  12/22/16
good times
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
bat shit crazy garrison
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
aqua tattoo sanctuary
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
territorial stimulating generalized bond
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
poppy abnormal crackhouse
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
sexy flatulent athletic conference doctorate
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
crystalline nursing home double fault
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
pics?
transparent spot alpha
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
A few
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
electric roommate box office
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
bat shit crazy garrison
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/21/16
...
know-it-all dragon personal credit line
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
Zippy theatre mental disorder
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
pink cowardly becky
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
Citrine frisky hell laser beams
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
aromatic cordovan chapel sweet tailpipe
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
Talented out-of-control national
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
Pls respond
rose kitty cat range
  12/22/16
...
hairless fighting foreskin lodge
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
thirsty coral cuckold
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
Big milky dingle berry
  12/22/16
great thread
white harsh candlestick maker
  12/22/16
...
aromatic cordovan chapel sweet tailpipe
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
Exhilarant Party Of The First Part
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
claret shrine
  12/22/16
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  12/22/16
...
sienna thriller gaping address
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
mauve blathering dog poop
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
black place of business
  12/22/16
...
Sepia Field Volcanic Crater
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
Silver nibblets property
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
shimmering bisexual police squad
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
violent faggotry theater
  12/22/16
...
indigo half-breed
  12/22/16
...
Silver nibblets property
  12/22/16
...
Titillating cruise ship hairy legs
  12/22/16
Lmao
nighttime trailer park
  12/22/16
LOL
fantasy-prone lay scourge upon the earth
  12/22/16
...
shimmering bisexual police squad
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
underhanded idiotic house
  12/23/16
...
know-it-all dragon personal credit line
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
Carmine Doobsian Preventive Strike
  10/04/17
...
Mind-boggling famous landscape painting philosopher-king
  10/04/17
...
fantasy-prone lay scourge upon the earth
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
sienna thriller gaping address
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
jesus christ
Silver nibblets property
  12/22/16
...
Zippy theatre mental disorder
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
dashing turquoise resort coldplay fan
  12/22/16
...
Outnumbered cuckoldry
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
Charismatic alcoholic brethren main people
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
Talking gay library
  12/22/16
...
salmon bipolar gas station masturbator
  12/22/16
!!!
mauve blathering dog poop
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate
  12/22/16
...
Filthy Round Eye Macaca
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
Talking gay library
  12/22/16
...
Silver nibblets property
  12/22/16
...
house-broken amber dilemma multi-billionaire
  12/22/16
...
Heady water buffalo hall
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
Demanding corner
  04/09/17
...
trip shitlib sneaky criminal
  10/02/17
Me too
Mind-boggling famous landscape painting philosopher-king
  10/04/17
...
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  09/09/20
...
Excitant violet temple partner
  09/09/20
you don't say
Metal circlehead
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
Titillating cruise ship hairy legs
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
supple step-uncle's house
  12/22/16
...
nighttime trailer park
  12/22/16
...
underhanded idiotic house
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
sienna thriller gaping address
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
Silver nibblets property
  12/22/16
jfc
curious ivory filthpig native
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
territorial stimulating generalized bond
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
obsidian son of senegal
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
electric roommate box office
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
Boyish station
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
Boyish station
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
anal senate
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
rose kitty cat range
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
white harsh candlestick maker
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
Outnumbered cuckoldry
  12/22/16
Lol
aggressive genital piercing university
  12/22/16
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  12/22/16
Lol
obsidian son of senegal
  12/22/16
...
Plum balding associate orchestra pit
  04/09/17
...
aromatic cordovan chapel sweet tailpipe
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
Racy pearl point national security agency
  04/09/17
...
Umber toilet seat
  07/27/17
...
shimmering bisexual police squad
  07/27/17
...
Vivacious Fat Ankles
  10/28/18
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  10/28/18
...
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/15/19
...
Razzle-dazzle Opaque Gay Wizard
  11/24/22
Sad!
transparent spot alpha
  12/22/16
would still bang
black place of business
  12/22/16
...
Crawly brass locale
  12/23/16
...
Sepia Field Volcanic Crater
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
Bronze stag film
  12/22/16
3 kids?
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  04/07/17
2 kids
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
laughsome stage boltzmann
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
...
crystalline nursing home double fault
  12/26/16
...
sienna thriller gaping address
  12/26/16
...
Demanding corner
  04/09/17
...
Insecure Fragrant Patrolman
  08/17/19
...
Autistic whorehouse
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
awkward mother
  04/09/17
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  10/02/17
...
aphrodisiac walnut abode legend
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
Amethyst Public Bath
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
rose kitty cat range
  12/22/16
...
electric roommate box office
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
...
Silver nibblets property
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
Sticky potus
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
obsidian son of senegal
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
Buff arrogant legal warrant therapy
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
Silver nibblets property
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
electric roommate box office
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  04/07/17
DP with toys
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
white harsh candlestick maker
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
salmon bipolar gas station masturbator
  12/23/16
...
white harsh candlestick maker
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
underhanded idiotic house
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
Heady water buffalo hall
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/25/16
...
Silver nibblets property
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
Heady water buffalo hall
  12/26/16
...
hairraiser stain
  01/17/21
...
know-it-all dragon personal credit line
  04/07/17
JFC
Excitant violet temple partner
  12/25/16
lol jfc
awkward mother
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
Silver nibblets property
  12/25/16
...
ocher geriatric area goyim
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
Grizzly soul-stirring church building hissy fit
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
white harsh candlestick maker
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
Boyish station
  12/26/16
...
Galvanic business firm tank
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
Grizzly soul-stirring church building hissy fit
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
learning disabled odious principal's office indirect expression
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/07/17
Broken link
startling messiness
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/07/17
?
costumed forum digit ratio
  04/07/17
Fixed it
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
chocolate adventurous french chef prole
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
black place of business
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
black place of business
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
black place of business
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/07/17
Enjoy
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  04/07/17
...
know-it-all dragon personal credit line
  04/07/17
link broken bro
beta state
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
learning disabled odious principal's office indirect expression
  04/09/17
...
lime razzmatazz locus
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
awkward mother
  04/09/17
...
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
Plum balding associate orchestra pit
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
Translucent New Version
  04/09/17
TY
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/09/17
...
aphrodisiac walnut abode legend
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
Talented out-of-control national
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
lime razzmatazz locus
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
Contagious cobalt pisswyrm
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
Talented out-of-control national
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
Titillating cruise ship hairy legs
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...
slippery wine ceo
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Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
Sooty Mildly Autistic Tanning Salon
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It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
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  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
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...
aphrodisiac walnut abode legend
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holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
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  07/27/17
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lime razzmatazz locus
  07/27/17
...
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
Outnumbered cuckoldry
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
shimmering bisexual police squad
  10/02/17
...
Galvanic business firm tank
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Posted moar pics.
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/02/17
...
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Delivered
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  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
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  10/02/17
;)
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/02/17
...
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/02/17
Update?
startled twinkling uncleanness travel guidebook
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Carmine Doobsian Preventive Strike
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
puce kitty parlour
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
ruby bawdyhouse
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/22/17
...
aphrodisiac walnut abode legend
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
Green French Weed Whacker
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
lime razzmatazz locus
  04/05/18
...
shimmering bisexual police squad
  04/05/18
...
lime razzmatazz locus
  08/17/19
...
Bull Headed Multi-colored Home
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Lol so sad
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  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
lime razzmatazz locus
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
poppy abnormal crackhouse
  10/04/18
CR TY
lime razzmatazz locus
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
lime razzmatazz locus
  01/20/19
180
Exciting milk indian lodge
  04/15/19
...
Big milky dingle berry
  08/17/19
LOL
razzle azn
  11/25/19
lmao
diverse cream striped hyena
  11/25/19
lol
passionate school cafeteria
  09/09/20
...
Nofapping Plaza Ratface
  09/09/20
...
soggy heaven
  09/09/20
...
ebony stage elastic band
  09/11/20
Jfc
Jet-lagged Sound Barrier
  01/17/21
Lol
Razzle-dazzle Opaque Gay Wizard
  11/24/22
Update?
Appetizing Snowy Pit
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Provocative meetinghouse psychic
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
lime razzmatazz locus
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Provocative meetinghouse psychic
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
lime razzmatazz locus
  09/11/20
tyfys
white harsh candlestick maker
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
lime razzmatazz locus
  09/21/20
...
lime razzmatazz locus
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
Splenetic Space Ape
  01/17/21
What did it say
Ultramarine bbw
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
godawful beady-eyed people who are hurt
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
lime razzmatazz locus
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
razzle azn
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
Painfully honest lascivious market
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
Exciting milk indian lodge
  11/24/22
...
Onyx deranged hospital keepsake machete
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
Sepia Field Volcanic Crater
  11/24/22
...
godawful beady-eyed people who are hurt
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
shivering spruce church
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
rusted coiffed yarmulke
  11/24/22
...
vibrant deer antler rehab
  11/24/22
...
Avocado site quadroon
  11/24/22
what a chad
black place of business
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
spectacular red selfie
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...
Stirring blood rage menage
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
Razzle-dazzle Opaque Gay Wizard
  11/24/22
I love this thread
shimmering bisexual police squad
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25


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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: aqua tattoo sanctuary

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Sepia Field Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Zippy theatre mental disorder

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Big-titted Comical Organic Girlfriend Mad-dog Skullcap

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: electric roommate box office

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: anal senate

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Ungodly light telephone

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201791)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible base

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201838)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: anal senate

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: electric roommate box office

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201867)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: electric roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201947)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: electric roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: electric roommate box office

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: electric roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202111)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: electric roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Heady water buffalo hall

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: anal senate

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202282)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: Cracking Old Irish Cottage

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Racy pearl point national security agency

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32203956)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Silver nibblets property

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: rambunctious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32205745)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Wild Corn Cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208901)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: underhanded idiotic house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Arousing Cocky Stead

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014154)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Carmine Doobsian Preventive Strike

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370305)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: wonderful insane pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370315)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Splenetic Space Ape

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#37111138)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891406)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40893306)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: hairraiser stain

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Splenetic Space Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#41769992)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: godawful beady-eyed people who are hurt

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540052)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Opaque Gay Wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540465)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic piazza

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540582)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202202)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Metal circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204101)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208814)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Metal circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: 180 khaki mexican theater stage

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: rose kitty cat range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202037)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: house-broken amber dilemma multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209028)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202084)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: hairless fighting foreskin lodge

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208961)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214198)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: rough-skinned trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32246753)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: fluffy smoky electric furnace

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891227)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Big milky dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual police squad

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Umber toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32234107)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckoldry

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201843)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: awkward mother

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: electric roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201903)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Gold Swashbuckling Incel

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: anal senate

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Metal circlehead

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: cerebral rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204229)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: anal senate

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: anal senate

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Plum balding associate orchestra pit

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201993)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202015)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Bateful internal respiration clown

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202033)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: bat shit crazy garrison

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: aqua tattoo sanctuary

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: territorial stimulating generalized bond

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014131)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: poppy abnormal crackhouse

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: sexy flatulent athletic conference doctorate

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: crystalline nursing home double fault

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: electric roommate box office

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: electric roommate box office

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: bat shit crazy garrison

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: know-it-all dragon personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014226)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Zippy theatre mental disorder

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: pink cowardly becky

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: Citrine frisky hell laser beams

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan chapel sweet tailpipe

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Talented out-of-control national

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: rose kitty cat range

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: hairless fighting foreskin lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202789)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: thirsty coral cuckold

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: Big milky dingle berry

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: white harsh candlestick maker

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32203985)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan chapel sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33473870)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant Party Of The First Part

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32203999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: claret shrine

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204087)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204092)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: sienna thriller gaping address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204114)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: mauve blathering dog poop

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: black place of business

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Sepia Field Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual police squad

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: violent faggotry theater

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: indigo half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204699)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Silver nibblets property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204926)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208647)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: nighttime trailer park

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone lay scourge upon the earth

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209623)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: underhanded idiotic house

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214480)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: know-it-all dragon personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014235)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Carmine Doobsian Preventive Strike

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370316)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling famous landscape painting philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370428)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone lay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40232499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: sienna thriller gaping address

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208401)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Zippy theatre mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: dashing turquoise resort coldplay fan

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208452)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208988)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Charismatic alcoholic brethren main people

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32204669)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Talking gay library

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32207894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: salmon bipolar gas station masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: mauve blathering dog poop

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208940)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Peach Histrionic Office Degenerate

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208629)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: Filthy Round Eye Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Talking gay library

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209018)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209135)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: house-broken amber dilemma multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209368)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Heady water buffalo hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214216)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Demanding corner

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030218)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: trip shitlib sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352046)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling famous landscape painting philosopher-king

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370437)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891408)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: Excitant violet temple partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891667)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Metal circlehead

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship hairy legs

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: supple step-uncle's house

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208653)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: nighttime trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: underhanded idiotic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: sienna thriller gaping address

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: curious ivory filthpig native

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: territorial stimulating generalized bond

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: obsidian son of senegal

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: electric roommate box office

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Boyish station

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Boyish station

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: anal senate

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: rose kitty cat range

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: white harsh candlestick maker

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckoldry

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: aggressive genital piercing university

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: obsidian son of senegal

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Plum balding associate orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33029995)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan chapel sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030009)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Racy pearl point national security agency

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Umber toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33865231)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33866957)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Vivacious Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#37110934)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Opaque Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: transparent spot alpha

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: black place of business

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Crawly brass locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: Sepia Field Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Bronze stag film

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: laughsome stage boltzmann

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: crystalline nursing home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: sienna thriller gaping address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Demanding corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: Insecure Fragrant Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: Autistic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: awkward mother

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut abode legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Amethyst Public Bath

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: rose kitty cat range

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: electric roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Sticky potus

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: obsidian son of senegal

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Buff arrogant legal warrant therapy

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: electric roommate box office

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: white harsh candlestick maker

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: salmon bipolar gas station masturbator

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: white harsh candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32246768)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: underhanded idiotic house

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Heady water buffalo hall

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32230570)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Heady water buffalo hall

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: hairraiser stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#41769977)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: know-it-all dragon personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014273)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Excitant violet temple partner

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: awkward mother

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Silver nibblets property

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: ocher geriatric area goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32233875)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring church building hissy fit

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: white harsh candlestick maker

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Boyish station

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring church building hissy fit

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: learning disabled odious principal's office indirect expression

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: startling messiness

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: costumed forum digit ratio

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: chocolate adventurous french chef prole

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: black place of business

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: black place of business

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: black place of business

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: know-it-all dragon personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: beta state

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: learning disabled odious principal's office indirect expression

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: awkward mother

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Plum balding associate orchestra pit

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Translucent New Version

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut abode legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Talented out-of-control national

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Contagious cobalt pisswyrm

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Talented out-of-control national

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship hairy legs

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: slippery wine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Sooty Mildly Autistic Tanning Salon

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: low-t brunch

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut abode legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Vigorous Stock Car

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered cuckoldry

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual police squad

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Floppy shaky regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Metal circlehead

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: trip shitlib sneaky criminal

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: startled twinkling uncleanness travel guidebook

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Carmine Doobsian Preventive Strike

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: puce kitty parlour

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: ruby bawdyhouse

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac walnut abode legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Green French Weed Whacker

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Bull Headed Multi-colored Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: disrespectful kitchen boiling water

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: poppy abnormal crackhouse

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Exciting milk indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: Big milky dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: razzle azn

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: diverse cream striped hyena

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: passionate school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Nofapping Plaza Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: soggy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: ebony stage elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Opaque Gay Wizard

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Appetizing Snowy Pit

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Provocative meetinghouse psychic

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Provocative meetinghouse psychic

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: white harsh candlestick maker

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Splenetic Space Ape

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine bbw

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: godawful beady-eyed people who are hurt

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz locus

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: razzle azn

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Painfully honest lascivious market

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Exciting milk indian lodge

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Onyx deranged hospital keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Sepia Field Volcanic Crater

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: godawful beady-eyed people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: shivering spruce church

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: rusted coiffed yarmulke

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: vibrant deer antler rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Avocado site quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: black place of business

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: spectacular red selfie

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Stirring blood rage menage



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Opaque Gay Wizard

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual police squad

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2!#49213004)