Date: November 19th, 2025 7:00 AM
Author: AZNgirl Raping Taj Mahal because it's White
Never gonna stop, give him up, such a stud
Full-blooded Asian tiger mom, he's my AZNson!
Always on top, straight-A shop, nonstop
He's only three and doing calculus, my AZNson!
Verse 2:
Ooh he came out with my nose, with my nose
But his mom's epicanthic folds and somehow math compulsion
By age two he played the violin, violin
By age four he's in chess tournaments yelling "Checkmate, old man!"
M-m-m-my AZNson!
I asked "You wanna play some catch, play some catch?"
He said "Dad, I'm reviewing for my MIT admissions
And my mom says you're a genetic flop, genetic flop
But she'll accept you 'cause I got her 23andMe subscription"
M-m-m-my AZNson!
Chorus:
Never gonna stop, give him up, such a stud
Full-blooded Asian tiger mom, he's my AZNson!
Always on top, straight-A shop, nonstop
He's only five and owns three startups, my AZNson!
Bridge:
When I'm alone with my boy, I try to teach him how to fail
His mom walks in and screams "Stop! You're lowering his future market value!"
M-m-m-my AZNson!
Final Chorus:
Never gonna stop, give him up, such a stud
Full-blooded Asian tiger mom, he's my AZNson!
Always on top, straight-A shop, nonstop
He's my hapa, my persona, he's my AZNson!
M-m-m-my AZNson!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799860&forum_id=2!#49443197)