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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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bonkers bearded address
  03/07/20
she’s been dead for over two years
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i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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Cracking cerise stage
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It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midw...
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Wonderful windowlicker scourge upon the earth

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Bistre Step-uncle's House Genital Piercing

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: haunting fortuitous meteor

the eternal coomer

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: Cerebral space sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: Mustard puppy school



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: slap-happy plaza feces



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Wonderful windowlicker scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: Underhanded Volcanic Crater



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Hateful cocky boltzmann parlour

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: bonkers bearded address



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: ebony deep alpha

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Hateful cocky boltzmann parlour

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2!#39711591)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: bonkers bearded address



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: Ruddy son of senegal

incredible foresight

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: Yapping geriatric gas station hominid



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: Transparent Home Azn



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Indigo athletic conference



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Indigo athletic conference



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: Arrogant Buck-toothed Hell

um

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Buff internal respiration hospital



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: rambunctious theater



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Cracking cerise stage



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Bistre Step-uncle's House Genital Piercing

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2!#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: violet razzle house kitty

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2!#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Mustard puppy school



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: grizzly racy station

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2!#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Cracking cerise stage

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2!#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: stimulating bawdyhouse ladyboy



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: floppy olive cruise ship degenerate

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2!#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Mustard puppy school



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: spectacular theater stage preventive strike

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: ivory striped hyena

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2!#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: erotic ape

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2!#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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