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HATP/Real Troons of Genius is gunning 2B the ultimate XO simp
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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:10 AM Author: sepia set internal respiration got fishooked by notorious BPD mental lunatic the box.
keep in mind the following: he knew her insane dating history including sam hyde belt-choke spit facefuck episode. i won't detail it all for the n00bs but she had already slept with a half dozen poasters and been involved in DV or DV-adjacent relationships with several of them when he decided to pursue her. who remembers straightttttttt? (or however he spelled it, crazy korean guy from CA that flew to DC to meet her then imported her to his city where she lives to this day. police were involved more than once).
anyway this fucking guy HATP still just goes for it due to what i assume is a starving dog mentality. no doubt he was familiar with the crusted asshold pix and her being thrown out of school for threats and all that stuff too.
now he's simping hard as fuckkk for fizz kidd, who is potentially a male. can't wait for the content. |
Date: June 13th, 2023 7:40 AM Author: Naked keepsake machete This guy was warned of baby killer Box by many posters. Apparently he thought she was marriage material lol hopefully it's flame because no one should be this clueless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46421112) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 7:58 AM Author: Onyx Rigpig Mad-dog Skullcap Holy shit link to him simping again? I thought this guy was a reformed simp. Seemed like a good dood.
Remember when he claimed to have tons of IRL options and we all called him out for obviously being desperate enough to get into a relationship with an extremely online broken woman? History repeating itself jfc. |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 8:08 AM Author: concupiscible site He's now hitting on fizzkidd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46421136) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 9:13 AM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal Harsh but fair. I do have options but I really liked her and we had a strong connection. It was destined to fail but I went into it with eyes open. We had some good moments as well as some bad ones. I think her positive qualities embody a lot of what I'm looking for in a wife but obviously the downsides outweigh the positives. Idk maybe y'all look at her and don't see any of the good things. I will always acknowledge that her struggles make a relationship untenable. It was worth a shot and I don't regret it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46421236) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: Pearl Corn Cake Hall you really thought she was wife material?
ljl
might as well knock up GJR instead. at least she's younger. |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal I don't like GJR, though. We have nothing in common and don't get along. FWIW the box never cheated on me and we had a fairly stable relationship while it lasted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46421691) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: Pearl Corn Cake Hall I'm honestly not sure how you can tell one BPD chick from another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46421724) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 11:59 AM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal GJR sucks powerfully
tbtp was really sweet to me when we were together |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 1:03 PM Author: sepia set internal respiration bro she is not very attractive and you knew she was an unfixable mentally ill loon. you still went all in and professed your devotion to her. how does that comport with 'plenty of pussy coming my way all the time but this sounded like fun!'
i guess i'm rooting for you but immediately pivoting back to fuck whatever 'female' telegraphs availability on XO really demonstrates that this antisemitic law admissions backwater forum is your main trapline which speaks to a very meager IRL. |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal It's okay to just have fun bro. No law against flirting on XO. I do fine brother no need to worry about me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46422227) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 9:08 AM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal Re: hitting on Fizz, I'm just having fun. What's it to y'all? No harm in flirting with a potential genetic female. You can razz me about it but who really cares?
Re: OP yes mostly true about TBTP. I have written enough of a summary of our relationship that largely corroborates what you have said. I will say this in her defense: she's mostly a sweet, kind, loving person who has rage filled BPD outbursts from time to time. It is what it is. She's not all bad though just gotta get to know her.
Bonus: funny story when straightttt was done with her, she came home one day and all her stuff was in boxes on the lawn and the locks were changed. I think she schlepped her shit to a hotel iirc. Also: he went on to start his own law firm with money his rich parents gave him. May we all be so blessed. |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 9:21 AM Author: Onyx Rigpig Mad-dog Skullcap I like you when you’re not in full simp mode so I’ll say this without meaning any offense. When you flirt with multiple women here — including ones who are damaged, or ones who may not even be women or may be butt ugly azns, it belies the notion that you’re some happenin’ dood with options IRL. It’s kinda cringe and none of us who have IRL options or established relationships would be caught dead doing it because it’s demeaning and a waste of time. Go live IRL and swear off these dumb online relationships and trust me, you’ll be a lot happier. Use this place to occasionally blow off steam instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46421247) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 9:31 AM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal Harsh, but fair. I want you to know that I do come on this site just to blow steam. I am going through some life changes right now which is why you all have seen me more often, just part of this phase. You know I disappear for long stretches or go through periods where I only shoot off a couple of quick replies mostly in political threads. I am one of the least 'extremely online' poasters.
I hesitate to besmirch the reputation of a theoretical lady but what I am trying to get at is that so far I have not mounted a serious courtship of m'lady of the the horizontal pussy persuasion. It's all light hearted engagement thus far and not projected to turn serious or transfer into real life. To wit this qualifies as standard zozo blowing off steam. |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:34 PM Author: nubile bat-shit-crazy windowlicker senate >butt ugly "ugly" would have sufficed |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 5:37 PM Author: exhilarant doctorate potential genetic female tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423331) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 5:38 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423339) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 11:34 AM Author: Sadistic meetinghouse lol the xo simp crew is shameless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46421684) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 12:18 PM Author: vigorous flushed corner gaming laptop Simping is a crucial part of the board's ecosystem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46421866) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:09 PM Author: Bearded gay wizard toilet seat Poasters simping out for female posters and chasing them IRL has always struck me as ultimately pathetic. I can't imagine this place bleeding over into IRL let alone using it to try to meet women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46422554) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:13 PM Author: ocher racy cruise ship pocket flask Just having fun and blowing off steam brother. Come chat in our discord! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46422574) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:26 PM Author: nubile bat-shit-crazy windowlicker senate Discord is SPS ruining the internet and destroying unique forums like XO xoxohth |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:13 PM Author: nubile bat-shit-crazy windowlicker senate I can never hope to top the "two ninjas back to back fending off trolls" line so my heart really isn't in it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46422575) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:23 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal True love waits in haunted attics
And true love lives on lollipops and crisps |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:25 PM Author: Pearl Corn Cake Hall I think it was samurai.
and you probably don't want box's sloppy seconds. |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:27 PM Author: nubile bat-shit-crazy windowlicker senate ty couldn't remember the quote exactly bc when I read it I blacked out from fremdschämen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46422656) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 3:35 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal It's an all time classic zozo line. Sry nobody loved you enough to defend you in a cringey poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46422701) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 4:37 PM Author: Frisky gas station cumskin He says he's white and that is all Fizz needs to know, she is a dedicated receptacle for Handsome's fluids so she really can't resist. Seems like KING OF SIMPS HATP understands this so in a way they are kind of mutually simping for each other. Dork Asian chick needs the validation of Handsome's attention and eventually cock. HATP needs internet forums to try to identify and stake out any avenue for getting laid even though it's all chill fun haha no biggie just horsing around plenty of women coming at me out there bros haha hey Fizz check your throwaway haha! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423016) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 4:45 PM Author: ocher racy cruise ship pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423048) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 4:50 PM Author: Brilliant marvelous sweet tailpipe university he also claims to be Tall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423076) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 4:51 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal Solid analysis. Before tbtp I had never met a chick on an internet forum but she opened the flood gates. When it clicked for me that I could find pussy in the same place I get to rant into the void about the Lügenpresse and compare Marathi chocobar girth my hair blew back. I'm really just addicted to the game of finding bitches on zozo once you start it's hard to quit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423077) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 4:40 PM Author: Brilliant marvelous sweet tailpipe university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423027) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 4:50 PM Author: Brilliant marvelous sweet tailpipe university there really seems to be a disconnect between simping and flirting here. i attribute this to the fact that this place is overpopulated by autistic bowlcut asians.
simping is when you endlessly praise and compliment a woman in the hopes of getting a crumb of pussy, which you'll never get. flirting can be just about anything and sometimes you get laid.
considering hatp fucked box how could he have simped? he didn't just praise her endlessly. he defended her against attacks on here, which any (normal) boyfriend would do if someone they were dating were getting attacked. i guess he could have gone the bp route and completely ignored it until it drove him insane. it seems like people think hatp should have been like "haha yeah tbtp is a dirty whore haha" to impress his internet friends, which is way more cowardly and pathetic than simping.
and i haven't seem him interact with fizz in any way other than ordinary banter. some people here seem to think that any positive interaction with a fempoaster is simping, and unless you're calling them worthless holes you're a simp. i'd say that's juvenile shit you see in sexless men that have developed a deep-seated resentment of women. |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 4:54 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal I will never forget the most blank bumped criticism of me in the box dating era was that it wasn't simping 'that' I seduced her but the 'way' I did it was extremely beta, per zozo.
I guess it's like a hermaphroditic species of snake where males who evolved to emit the female pheromone lure the males away from the mating pit and take it up the butt from a bunch of his bros, and then goes back and knocks up the one female. I fucked the box, but I did it in a really 'gay', 'effeminate' way. Not like when Men Were Men, y'know?
Vid of poasters chasing single fempoa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iHEQb5IOKI |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 5:12 PM Author: comical giraffe old irish cottage LMAO, XO simp crew mainstays gunnerattt and HATP always racing to redefine simping. GUITH WE'RE THUST TOTALLY FLIRTHING WITH THESE PRETTY LADIETH!
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Date: June 13th, 2023 5:18 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal gunneratttt fucks, son (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423221) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 5:24 PM Author: Brilliant marvelous sweet tailpipe university it's weird i became notorious here for sharing some funny stories about dating women, who are objectively gorgeous with photo evidence, but i'm a simp because a treat fempoasters with the same playful banter i do everyone else here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423258) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 5:30 PM Author: Cerise Excitant Associate Sneaky Criminal (king simp/simp crew 4 life/reinventing the simp game/simp crew never sleeps)
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Date: June 13th, 2023 5:32 PM Author: Naked keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423300) |
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Date: June 13th, 2023 5:32 PM Author: concupiscible site shut up faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5355009&forum_id=2!#46423302) |
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