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Glittery rough-skinned stead
  07/02/19
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Glittery rough-skinned stead
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
black queen of the night kitchen
  12/20/20
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Zippy infuriating partner
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
smoky abode therapy
  08/21/19
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Vivacious Menage Digit Ratio
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Electric Rigor Piazza
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
180 chestnut tanning salon
  08/21/19
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stimulating personal credit line
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Razzle university
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
smoky abode therapy
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
180 chestnut tanning salon
  08/21/19
emergency money
smoky abode therapy
  08/21/19
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Cerebral plaza
  09/01/19
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trip hateful public bath
  03/06/20
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trip hateful public bath
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Fragrant ladyboy
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Free-loading Whorehouse Athletic Conference
  09/01/19
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Cerebral plaza
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Electric Rigor Piazza
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
stimulating personal credit line
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Alcoholic thriller roommate
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Motley private investor wagecucks
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Ultramarine indirect expression mad cow disease
  09/10/21
great thread
anal bonkers milk
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  04/10/23
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Zippy infuriating partner
  04/10/23
i love men
anal bonkers milk
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Free-loading Whorehouse Athletic Conference
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
diverse becky business firm
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Glittery rough-skinned stead
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Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: black queen of the night kitchen

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Zippy infuriating partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: smoky abode therapy

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Vivacious Menage Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Electric Rigor Piazza

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: 180 chestnut tanning salon

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: stimulating personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Razzle university

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: smoky abode therapy

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: 180 chestnut tanning salon

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: smoky abode therapy

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Cerebral plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: trip hateful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: trip hateful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Fragrant ladyboy

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Free-loading Whorehouse Athletic Conference

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Cerebral plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Electric Rigor Piazza

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: stimulating personal credit line

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic thriller roommate

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Motley private investor wagecucks

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Ultramarine indirect expression mad cow disease

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: anal bonkers milk

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Zippy infuriating partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: anal bonkers milk

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Free-loading Whorehouse Athletic Conference

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: diverse becky business firm

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Glittery rough-skinned stead

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49264493)