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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Wonderful corner
  07/10/13
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Cream blood rage
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talking lettuce
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dark gaping
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
curious buck-toothed point
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
wild contagious ticket booth keepsake machete
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
curious buck-toothed point
  10/24/14
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curious buck-toothed point
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
curious buck-toothed point
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
indigo stead headpube
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
curious buck-toothed point
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
indigo stead headpube
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
curious buck-toothed point
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
indigo stead headpube
  10/25/14
yea, yep
wild contagious ticket booth keepsake machete
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Dead vigorous bbw rehab
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
indigo stead headpube
  10/25/14
180
provocative locale
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
curious buck-toothed point
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
indigo stead headpube
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
curious buck-toothed point
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
provocative locale
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Brass boltzmann lodge
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
indigo stead headpube
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
aromatic site
  10/25/14
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curious buck-toothed point
  11/14/14
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curious buck-toothed point
  12/12/14
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Hot shitlib
  02/02/15
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Rusted marvelous haunted graveyard
  11/21/16
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shaky coldplay fan
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bump4chandler
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shaky coldplay fan
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
Rusted marvelous haunted graveyard
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180 community account business firm
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Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
Self-absorbed Public Bath
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LOL
At-the-ready Spectacular Coffee Pot Stain
  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
Flatulent forum patrolman
  11/11/19
MOVER AND SHAKER
curious buck-toothed point
  02/19/20
Still love this thread
splenetic floppy menage pervert
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Crystalline State
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Out-of-control chartreuse mediation set
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curious buck-toothed point
  03/28/19
OUCH
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Coral insanely creepy abode old irish cottage
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curious buck-toothed point
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Wonderful corner

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Cream blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: talking lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: dark gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed point

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: wild contagious ticket booth keepsake machete

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed point

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: curious buck-toothed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed point

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: indigo stead headpube

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed point

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: indigo stead headpube

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed point

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: indigo stead headpube

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: wild contagious ticket booth keepsake machete

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Dead vigorous bbw rehab

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: indigo stead headpube

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: provocative locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed point

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: indigo stead headpube

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: curious buck-toothed point

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: provocative locale

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Brass boltzmann lodge

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: indigo stead headpube

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: aromatic site

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: curious buck-toothed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Hot shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Rusted marvelous haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: shaky coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: primrose sweet tailpipe

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: shaky coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Rusted marvelous haunted graveyard

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: 180 community account business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Public Bath

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready Spectacular Coffee Pot Stain

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Flatulent forum patrolman

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: curious buck-toothed point

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: splenetic floppy menage pervert

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Crystalline State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control chartreuse mediation set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: curious buck-toothed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Flatulent forum patrolman

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Coral insanely creepy abode old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: curious buck-toothed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Comical Flushed Macaca Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Crystalline State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2!#49331937)